Dorky are Maxis-made creatures, present in the final game. They are socially awkward creatures, though they are quite good dancers. They have also been seen performing some rather unimpressive songs. Dorky are similar to Hoosie, but much less dangerous. Both Dorky and Hoosie often appear in the Creature Stage.

They will typically run away at high speeds if they are attacked, breaking out into a very rapid sprint if they have to. If backed into a corner, however, the Dorky will resort to biting, which is sometimes successful at defeating its foe.