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Da Rebellion
Fre'kloar versus Gratz'kaoz
ConcurrentSecond Ottzello Galactic War
NextDa Moovment
Date2779
PlaceOttzella Universe
ProvocationFre'kloar's wish to create the ultimate Loron empire
OutcomeCreation of Da Rogue Boyz
Combatants
  • MiniVoareak Groop Voa'reak
  • MiniKalkuir Groop Kal'kuir
  • Lor Several other minor empires
  • MiniKnargank Da Propa Big Loron Empire
  • MiniGratzkaoz Groop Gratz'kaoz
  • Da Rebellion was the time in which Da Rogue Boyz began, and is a subplot of the Second Ottzello War.

    Fre'kloar's rebellionEdit

    Zr'Ahgloth's homies met together in a room, to discuss what would happen to Zr'Ahgloth.

    Thr'aloy - OI BOYZ WAT NOW MAN ZR'AHGLOTHS GON
    Fl'Ontalyx - DA HELL MAN WE CANT STAY WIVOUT A PROPA BIG BOSS
    Thr'aloy - EXACTLY MAN SO WE GOTTA HAV PROPA BIG BOSS FER NOW
    Fr'unthopal - OI I SHULD BE DA PROPA BIG BOSS FER NOW AS IM DA BEST RAPPA DERE IS
    Thr'aloly - SHUT UP MAN I HERD YA MIXTAPE ITS WORSE DAN YA ALBUM
    Fr'unthopal - YA MOM DOES CRAP MIXTAPE SHUT UP
    Thr'aloly - DAT DUNT MAKE SENSE YA DUMBO

    Big Boss Lo'Thakkon stepped forward.

    Lo'Thakkon - I SHULD BE DA PROPA BIG BOSS FER NOW MAN ZR'AHGLOTH PREFERED ME OVA YOO LOT ANYWAY
    Other Loron Warboss - HUR I FINK YOR ALL STOOPID THR'ALOY SHOOD BE DA PROPA BIG BOSS FER NOW COS ZR'AHGLOTH PREFERRED HIM LOTS
    Thr'aloy - SAFE MAN BUT I DONT WANNA BE DAT

    All other bosses were shocked, calling "WAT DA HELL"

    Thr'aloy - NAH MAN I FINK ITS STOOPID DAT I SHOOD BE DA PROPA BIG BOSS FER NOW YEH COS I CANT BE AS GOOD AS ZR'AHGLOTH AN I RESPECT MA HOMIE. IF YOO WAS HIS TROO HOMIES YOO WOODENT TAKE HIS JOB YA LOSAS. IM GOIN NOW GOTTA BATTA DEM KRALGIE BOYZ

    The other bosses all remained quiet.

    "YOO ALLS DUM I SHULD BE DA PROPA BIG BOSS FER NOW"

    Lo'Thakkon - WHO DA HELL AR YOO LOSA GET LOST MAN YOO DONT GOT NO LIFE AN TELL ME WHO YA AR

    Fre'kloar entered the room.

    Fre'kloar - IM YOR NOO BOSS SO SHUT UP
    Lo'Thakkon - YOO WISH DUMBO YOO AN ZR'AHGLOTH NEVA GOT ALONG
    Fl'Ontalyx - YEH MAN YOO CALLED HIS MOM DUM AN HE BATTERED YOO HUR HUR
    Fr'unthopal - wat i fort Fre'kloar wasnt far off winnin?

    The others quickly hushed Fr'unthopal.

    Fre'kloar - HUR YOR A BUNCHA LOSAS RESPECTIN DAT DUMBO. IMMA BE A MUCH BETTA LEEDA DAN HE EVER WUS YOOS SEE
    Fl'Ontalyx - NOW YOOS DEFO NOT GETTIN DA ROLE

    All of the Warbosses turned on Fre'kloar.

    Fre'kloar - IMMA BE DA BOSS EVEN IF I HAV TA KILL YAS ALL

    Everyone boss shoved him to the wall, each punching him in succession. Fre'kloar got his shanka and tried to fight back. Fre'kloar, despite his strength, couldn't take them all on.

    Fre'kloar - AAARGH IF I CANT BE DA PROPA BIG BOSS DEN IMMA MAKE MA OWN LORON EMPIRE

    The Warbosses laughed at his face and spit saliva all over him.

    Fr'unthopal - JUS GET OUT WHILE YA STIL CAN

    Fre'kloar got up, flipped off to the other Warbosses, and ran away. Thr'aloy returned.

    Thr'aloy - wat a losa
    Fr'unthopal - yor bak? did ya chanj ya mind?
    Thr'aloy - nah I just got bak cus I forgot ma shanka heer...OI WHERES MA SHANKA

    Thr'aloy looked around, and saw his prized shanka had been stolen. He picked up a pizza cutter knife,a nd used it as his new shanka.

    Fr'unthopal - so man, wat we gonna do? we gonna go batta dem?
    Thr'aloy - nah keep discussin da propa big boss fer now. I got a pro ta handle dis...

    A boss, Knar'gank entered the room.

    Thr'aloy - id like ta introduce ya to da best an oldest sneeka warboss eva. like me he didnt wanna be propa big boss fer now.
    Fl'Ontalyx - OH MA DAYZ LOOK AT DAT GUY. HES CAMOFLAGED WAT DA HELL

    Knar'gank simply stood there, silently.

    Thr'aloy - he gonna take out all da rogue boyz dat get in da way of da propa big loron's return...
    Lo'Thakkon - dats sik but why eint he talkin?
    Thr'aloy - he dont need ta talk cos hes a badman hur
    Knar'gank - oi Thr'aloy one of ma old mates Jol'kiar left wiv dat Fre'kloar dumbo
    Fl'Ontalyx - I herd Jol'kiar wus Fre'kloars homie sinc a long time ago
    Lo'Thakkon - meh man who cares
    Thr'aloy - basically yeh Fre'kloar used ta moan all da time da only reeson i didnt punch him often was cos of Jol'kiar
    Fr'unthopal - dont lie yoo didnt punch him cos hes jus as tuff as yoo
    Lo'Thakkon - wat man Fre'kloars a wimp. is yoo callin Thr'aloy a wimp?
    Thr'aloy - shut up man fre'kloars actually tuff
    Fl'Ontalyx - no way man dont lie?
    Thr'aloy - im serius
    Fr'unthopal - how dum is dat man
    Thr'aloy - ino
    Knar'gank - imma get moovin now. yoo lot chat bout dat.
    Thr'aloy - den dat is da start of Da Rebellion. AN WHOS DA NOO BOSS??

    Da Jetpak BoyzEdit

    Fre'kloar was searching around on a nearby planet with Jol'kiar.

    Jol'kiar - wats up man?
    Fre'kloar - hur man we will need mor boyz if we wanna make our own empire
    Jol'kiar - yeh man. OI I GOT AN IDEA
    Fre'kloar - WAT MAN
    Jol'kiar - IF YOO IS RITE IN DAT YOO WANNA MAKE DA BES LORON EMPIRA EVA WE SHOOD UNITE DA ROGUE LORONZ EMPIREZ ENNIT?
    Fre'kloar - DATS NOT A DUM IDEA MAN LETS DO IT
    Jol'kiar - YEH MAN BUT WE WOODENT ALLY AL OF DEM JUS DA BIG ONES FER NOW

    Fre'kloar thought for a moment, then remembered something.

    Fre'kloar - I KNO WHERE TA START MAN I REMEMBA DEM DUM WARBOSSES TALKIN ABOOT A BIG ROGUE EMPIRE LED BY SOM DOOD CALLED GRATZ'KAOZ
    Jol'kiar - HIM? MAN HES PROPA CRAZY I DUNNO HOW HE LIVED FER DAT LONG
    Fre'kloar - WHY MAN? IS HE A BIG BOY TOO?
    Jol'kiar - HES BIGGA DAN ME
    Fre'kloar - WAT DA HELL DATS PROPA BIG DEN. STILL HE MUST BE OLD SO I BET HES ALL TIRED AN CANT FIGHT ANYMOR HUR HUR HUR
    Jol'kiar - YOOD BE SURPRISED MAN WHY DONT WE GO TA GET SMALLA EMPIRES FIRS?
    Fre'kloar - HUR MAN FINE DUNNO WHY YOOZ ALL SO SCARED OF DIS DOOD BUT FINE
    Jol'kiar - ONE OF MA OLD HOMIEZ VOA'REAK HAS A PRETTY GOOD EMPIYA. WHY DONT YA TALK TA HIM?
    Fre'kloar - LETS GO MAN

    The two stole a Propa Big Empire ship, and flew through hyperspace to reach the Voa'reak empire.

    Jol'kiar - yoo redy blud?
    Fre'kloar - yeh man

    The two wandered around, but were met by several Loron with jumpacks, who landed around them.

    Jetpak Boyz - WHO DA HELL AR YOO?
    Jol'kiar - OI I WANNA TALK TA VOA'REAK
    Jetpak Boyz - GET LOST YA DUMBO

    They jumped around, kicking the two, whogot up and ripped off their jetpaks.

    Fre'kloar - CHEETAS
    Jol'kiar - YOO LOTS ALL DUM UNLIKE YOO I CAN FLY HUR HUR HUR

    The last Jetpak Boi whose jetpak had't been removed, challenged Jol'kiar to a fight in the skies. Jol'kiar accepted and flew hight to fight the Jetpak Boy.

    Jetpak Boi - HUR IM DA JETPAK BOSS ROUND HEER MAN IM VOA'REAKS APPRENTICE
    Jol'kiar - YOO LOOK DUM AN I BET YA MOM DOES TOO SO LETS FINISH DIS FAST I WANNA TALK TO VOA'REAK

    The Jeptak Boss flew around in circles, then get behind Jol'kiar and strangled him frombehind. Jol'kiar grabbed the Boss's hands and threw him forward. The Jetpak boss crashed into the tree, and clung onto it. Jol'kiar charged into the Boss and started to punch and kick him several times.

    Jetpak Boss - OH WAT DA HELL

    The jetpak boss fell out of the skies, and the straps for his jetpak came off. the jetpak flew around on its own, before exloding into a firework.

    Fre'kloar - ooooo i like when stoof goes boom hur hur hur
    Jetpak Boss - IMMA KILL YOO BAD

    The Boss tried to fly, but forgot his wings didn't work like Jol'kiar's.

    Jetpak Boss - YOO CHEETA YOO GOT WINGS DAT WORK AGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

    He crashed on the floor, and was unconcious. While he had the chance, Jol'kiar jumped straight and landed on his head, squashing it with his weight.

    Fre'kloar - dat was sik
    Jol'kiar - hur man his bones cracked from dat jump. An i see yoo battered his boyz?
    Fre'kloar - yeh man when yoo remov dese jetpaks dey get all dum
    Jol'kiar - i herd dat dis Voa'reak has neva lost his jetpak. he has bin wearing it for yeers man, like since he was born. neva had it off.
    Fre'kloar - relly? he sure luvs flyin den
    Jol'kiar - his jetpak flies way fasta dan my wings we betta be good
    Fre'kloar - yeh we shuld go find him now

    The two rushed into the city. Everyone was watching or paticipating 'da jetpak race gamez', so they simply walked into the stadium, and walked out on front.

    Voa'reak - WHO DA HELL IS DAT DUMBO DISTURBIN DA GAME?
    Fre'kloar - da hell man even deyr chikz hav jetpaks...OI WHOS CALLIN ME DUMBO YA MOM IS
    Voa'reak - WAT MA WARBOSS DIDNT KILL YA? RITE IMMA DO IT MASELF

    Voa'reak blew the whistle, stopping the game. Everyone joined the crowd, and Voa'reak jumped down to fight them.

    Jol'kiar - OI VOA'REAK CALM DOWN MAN YOO FORGOT WHO I IS?
    Voa'reak - OH YOO? OI JOL'KIAR MA HOMIE

    Voa'reak gave Jol'kiar the safe sign.

    Jol'kiar - SIK MAN WE HAD TA DEEL WIV YOR WARBOSSES DEY TRIED TA KILL ME AN MA HOMIE FRE'KLOAR
    Voa'reak - HUR DATS MA LORON DERE ALWAYS BATTARIN WHOEVA STANDS IN YA WAY. whos dis losa tho?
    Fre'kloar - I IS FRE'KLOAR MAN IM ON MA WAY TA MAKE DA BEST LORON EMPIRE DERE IS
    Voa'reak - HOW?
    Fre'kloar - IMMA UNITE DA ROGUE LORON EMPIRES WIV ME AS DA BOSS
    Voa'reak - SIK MAN DT WOOD BE BIGGA DAN DA PROPA BIG LORON EMPIRE... BUT I SHOOD BE BOSS
    Fre'kloar - SHUT UP MAN I IS DA BOSS
    Voa'reak - TELL YA WAT IF WE BOF FITE DA WINNAS DA BOSS ENNIT?
    Fre'kloar - FINE DEN

    Versus Voa'reak

    Voa'reak takes flight

    Voa'reak turned his jetpack on, and flew around in circles in the air, to intimidate Fre'kloar.

    Fre'kloar - HUR IMMA REMOV YOR JETPAK YOOLL GET DUM
    Voa'reak - NO ONES REMOVED IT IN 9 YEERS
    Fre'kloar - IMMA BE DA FURST DEN

    Fre'kloar jumped and grabbed onto Voa'reak. He tried to removed the jetpack, but it was screwed into his back.

    Fre'kloar - DA HELL MAN DERES NO WAY TA REMOVE DIS
    Voa'reak - ITS ATTACHED TO MA BODY DATS WHY NO ONES REMOVED IT

    Fre'kloar started to punch Voa'reak. Voa'reak shook Fre'kloar off, and landed right next to him.

    Voa'reak - YOR DUM
    Fre'kloar - YA MOM

    They brawled for a while, but Frekloar knocked Voa'reak to the ground. Fre'kloar started to jump on Voa'reak several time.

    Voa'reak - WAT DA HELL IM MENT TA BE DA ONE DOIN DA JUMPIN??
    Fre'kloar - HUR HUR HUR

    Fre'kloar kicked Voa'reak in the stomach. Voa'reak, with the last of his strength, flew in the air again. Fre'kloar tried to catch him, but couldn't.

    Voa'reak - NOW YOOZ LOOZ!!!!

    Voa'reak tried to stomp Fre'kloar with all his strenght. However, Fre'kloar evaded in the last second, causing Voa'reak to be slammed against the ground.

    Voa'reak - AAAGGGGH. FINE MAN I ADMIT DEFEET

    Fre'kloar helped Voa'reak get up. The crowd all cheered for the fighting.

    Voa'reak - so den. yoo got ma groop wiv ya. wat do we do now?
    Fre'kloar - dunno man lets get som pizza?
    Voa'reak - hur hur hur I fink imma like hangin wiv ya

    The Jetpak Boyz united with Fre'kloar. However, another Warboss was watching their moves...

    Mekkas and Tekkas Edit

    Fre'kloar, Voa'reak and Jol'kiar met together to discuss what'd happen next.

    Jol'kiar - we shuld fink wat is da next Loron empire we is gonna conqua
    Fre'kloar - hmmmm dunno
    Voa'reak - oi i fink I kno wat man
    Jol'kiar - wat
    Voa'reak - not much far frum heer deres dis groop led by dis geeky Loron named Kal'kuir. man dat guys sooooo geeky he got a load of geeky fings in his body
    Fre'kloar - wat da hell

    Jol'kiar got surprised.

    Jol'kiar - OI KAL'KUIR??
    Voa'reak - wat man yoo kno him?
    Jol'kiar - YEH MAN HES PROPA HARD YEH HE BATTERED DIS BIG BOI AN ONLY JUS SURVIVED
    Voa'reak - DA HELL MAN YOO MEEN HES A TUFF GEEK?
    Jol'kiar - HE AINT EVEN A GEKK HE GOT DA CHIKZ TA MAKE GEEKY ROBOT PARTS TA REPLACE HIS LOST PARTS IN HIS BODY HE BARELY SURVIVED THE STOOF HE BIN IN
    Fre'kloar - SO HES SUM KIND OF TERMINATA LORON?
    Jol'kiar - BASICALLY YEH LETS GO GET HIM TA JOIN OR MAKE HIM HAV MOAR ROBOT PARTS HUR HUR HUR
    Voa'reak - FINE DEN LETS DO IT
    Fre'kloar - YEH

    The three jacked a United Nations ship, took a bunch of Voa'reak's Jetpak Boyz, and headed straight for Kal'kiur's homeworld. They noticed the planet was full of Mekkas and Tekkas, unlike most other Loron worlds.

    Jol'kiar - hur ya neva see mekkas or tekkas dese dayz
    Fre'kloar - wats da difference between mekka an tekka by da way?
    Jol'kiar - dunno no one cares

    One of the Tekkas, apparently a Boss, approached the group with a giant mech suit.

    Tekka Boss - OI WHO IS YOO LOT?
    Fre'kloar - DA PEEPL DAT CAME TA SHUT DIS FING DOWN
    Tekka Boss - WAT DA HELL

    The Mekkas and Tekkas all surrounded the group.

    Jol'kiar - yor all geekz who has boyz which do da tekkno stoof dats for da geekz?
    Fre'kloar - yeh man chikz is for dat.
    Tekka Boss - shut up man we make our own sik stoof da chikz make dum tekk
    Jol'kiar - yanno da mekkas an da tekkas basically dey is fightas dat is in da loron warz yeh dey jus make da gunz an stoof an wear armor an tekkno stoof as well as work wif da chikz an da geekz
    Tekka Boss - yeh cept da tekkas makes da stoof an da mekkas steel it

    All the Mekkas got angry.

    Mekka - SHUT UP MAN I MADE DAT SOOIT YOR WEARIN
    Tekkas Boss - SHUT UP OR IMMA SMASH YA MOM
    Jol'kia - YA ALL DUM GEEKZ MAN IMMA SMASH YA ALL

    The Tekka Boss grabbed a large knife surrounded in electricity.

    Tekka Boss - DEN IMMA SHANK YA HED WIV MA SOOPA SHANKA
    Voa'reak - oi boiz... lets show dese geekz how dum dey is!!! PROPA CARNIJ BOYZ!!!!!!

    Voa'reak and his Jetpak Boyz jumped down on the Tekkas and Mekkas, slicing them all up. The Mekkas and Tekkas fought off how they could. The Tekka Boss crushed several Jetpak Boyz with his robotic suit.

    Tekka Boss - NOW YOOZ DIEZ

    Jol'kiar lifted him up, and Voa'reak landed on the Tekka Boss. Jol'kiar, struggling, crawled out while the Tekka Boss ran up to Fre'kloar.

    Jol'kiar - YOO IDIOT

    Fre'kloar and the Tekka Boss wrestled, when a large blast of energy hit and sent both away.

    ??? - DA HELL IS GOIN ON HEER

    Kal'kuir walked in, and all the Mekks and Tekks stood quiet.

    Fre'kloar - hur i herd yoo had geeky part but i didnt fink yoo was dat geeky

    Kal'kuir launched another beam of energy at Fre'kloar from his claw.

    Versus Kal'kuir

    Kal'kuir electricutes Fre'kloar

    Kal'kuir - SHUT UP
    Fre'kloar - WAT DA HELL MAN ONLY DEM KRALGIE BOYZ CAN ELECTICUTE PEEPZ?
    Kal'kuir - DA KRALGIES IS A BUNCHA WANNABES
    Fre'kloar - YOO MEEN YOR KRALGIE WANNABES HUR

    Kal'kuir shot at Fre'kloar again.

    Fre'kloar - STOP USIN DAT ELECTRIC FING MAN

    Fre'kloar punched Kal'kuir in the face, smashing his left eye.

    Kal'kuir - AW MAN WAT DA HELL MA BRAND NOO EYE
    Fre'kloar - GONNA NEED ONE DAT DONT BREAK STOOPID

    Fre'kloar ripped a bolt out of Kal'kuir, causing leeding.

    Kal'kuir - OH MA DAYS MAN I NEED REPAIR IM OUTTA HEER

    Kal'kuir ran away.

    Voa'reak - YOR NOT GOIN ANYWHERE

    Voa'reak flew with his jetpak, and landed straight on top of Kal'kuir. Kal'kuir spat, and lay there.

    Kal'kuir - WAT DA HELL MAN GET OFF ME LEEV ME ALON WAT DO YA WANT WIV ME
    Fre'kloar - I NEED A GEEK YEH SOMONE WHOS PROPA CLEVA AN CAN MAKE SHIPS FOR US AN TURN ALL DA STOOF WE STEEL INTO SIK STOOF. YOR BOYZ CAN MAKE DA WEPONZ AN FITE AN YOR CHIKZ CAN MAKE DA SHIPS ENNIT?
    Kal'kuir - WAT MAN WHY SHULD I HELP YOO I DUNT EVEN KNO YOO
    Fre'kloar - COS I JUS BATTERED YOO ITS TRADISHON TA HELP ME DUMBO
    Kal'kuir - OH MA DAYS STOOPID TRADISHON...OI IS DAT JOL'KIAR OVA DERE?

    Jol'kiar came forward.

    Jol'kiar - WAT
    Kal'kuir - YOR SO DUM MAN WHY DIDNT YOO TOLD ME YOO WERE WIV JOL'KIAR
    Fre'kloar - AR YOO BLIND oh yeh yoo is cos i broke ya robot eye
    Kal'kuir - YEH YOO IDIOT I WULD HAV SEEN HIM IF YOO DIDNT BREAK MA EYE but meh i suppos i need ta help ya now
    Fre'kloar - OK SIK

    All of the Loron slept for the night. Over the next few days, the Mekkas, Tekkas and Chikz began to work on implementing new improvements to Groop Fre'kloar's territory.

    Kal'kuir - i gotta admit yor a sik boss
    Fre'kloar - ino. OI WHO WE GONNA ATTAK NEX
    Jol'kiar - I GOT JUS DA DOOD

    A transmission was sent to Fre'kloar.

    Voa'reak - who da hell is dis man
    Fre'kloar - ITS ME YA DUMBO WHY YOO SENDN A TRANSMISSHON? KAL'KUIRS BOYZ MADE IT SO WE CAN TALK TA PEEPZ ON OVA PLANETS

    In a screen, Gratz'kaoz appeared.

    Kal'kuir - OH MA DAYS MAN ITS GRATZ'KAOZ
    Jol'kiar - OI YOO?? I SWER MAN I SEE YOO TOO MANY TIMEZ

    Gratz'kaoz glared at Fre'kloar.

    Gratz'kaoz - OI YOO LOT. IVE BEEN WATCHIN YOO
    Fre'kloar - STOP STALKIN ME
    Gratz'kaoz - YOO FINK YOO CAN MAKE DA BEST LORON EMPIRE? HUR HUR HUR DUNT MAKE ME LAFF MAN. LOOK AT YOO. YOO AN ALL YOR BOYZ AR DUM. DA BEST LORON EMPIRE DERE IS IS MINE AN YOOL NEVER BE ABLE TA BEET ME ENNIT? SO YOO SHULD JUST GIV UP AN GO BAK TO YA MOM WHOS DUM BY DA WAY

    Gratz'kaoz closed the transmission.

    Jol'kiar - i alwayz hated him man
    Voa'reak - da hell? wat da losa
    Jol'kiar - anyway deres dis boss yeh hes a Big Boi but ya no da funy fing? hes so dum he keeps forgettin his name
    Fre'kloar - wah man dats pretty dum

    The group all laughed while they prepared themselves. They lacked normal boyz in their ranks, and without a backbone, their armies were in large disadvantage.

    Desert BrawlEdit

    Jol'kiar - so peepz is we gonna attak dat dum boss I seid?
    Kal'kuir - hur man ya gotta use TACTICS
    Voa'reak - SHUT UP YA GEEK wait hes rite
    Kal'kuir - me an anuva person wes gonna attack dat dum boss an kill dem. in da meentime, ino about dis groop of chikz dats on their own.
    Fre'kloar - groop of chikz?
    Jol'kiar - SIK MAN I NEED SOMONE TA FIX DA TOILET ON DESE SHIPS LETS GET DEM
    Voa'reak - YEH
    Fre'kloar - YEH I DUNT CARE WHO DE YAR. KAL'KUIR AN VOA'REAK YOO BOYZ DO DAT AN IMMA GO WIV JOL'KIAR TA SORT DIS BOS OUT
    Kal'kuir - OK MAN

    They all went off on their own to sort both the groups out. Fre'kloar landed on a desert world, and grew hungry.

    Fre'kloar - da hell man I need sum pizza

    They continued trodding along, and saw a mirage; it was a pool of water with pizza trees growing alongside it.

    Fre'kloar - OH MA DAYS ITS A DREEM COMIN TRU

    Fre'kloar jumped into the mirage's direction.

    Jol'kiar - YOO IDIOT

    Fre'kloar hit a rock.

    Jol'kiar -COM DIS WAY MAN I SWER WHO CAN LIV ON DIS PLANET? ANYWAY EET DA FIRST BOI YA SEE
    Fre'kloar - YEH MAN

    They continued walking, and saw a Loron Boi. They ate hm, than carriedon until they saw a fortress.

    Jol'kiar - dat boss mus be heer
    Fre'kloar - he IS dum man ta liv in a place like dis
    Technobliterator: Jol'kiar - no man hes cleva all da peepz dat rty atak him get hungry
    Fre'kloar - HUR IMMA EET HIM

    Jol'kiar barged right into the fortress.

    Jol'kiar - YOO DUMBOS BAK IN MY DAY BOYZ DIDNT RELY ON STARVIN OVA BOYZ TA DEFF COS ITS DUM

    Several regular Troopas appeared.

    Troopa - OI BOYZ WE GOT INVADAS
    Jol'kiar - YA ONLY JUS NOTICED OH MA DAYZ YOR DUM
    Troopa - YA MOM IS SHUT UP

    The Troopas attacked the duo.

    Fre'kloar - LUCKY VOA'REAK LENT ME SOM OF HIS BOYZ

    Jetpak Boyz came crashing down on the Troopa attacking the two, while the two fought off the Troopas single handedly. Some Troopas got behind cover and fired their guns at the Jetpak Boyz.

    Fre'kloar - GOOD OL KAL'KUIR WIV HIS BOYZ... MEKKAS AN TEKKAS ATTAK

    The Mekkas and Tekkas arrived, with their own, more powerful weapons destroying the Troopas' cover. The Troopas panicked and ran inside the fortress again.

    Fre'kloar - LOSA

    Loud stepping sounds were heard coming from it. A Troopa then appeared mounted on a large desert animal.

    Versus Desert Beast

    The beast roars at Fre'kloar and Jol'kiar

    Troopa - YOR FOOD
    Fre'kloar - YA MOMS FOOD

    The beast roared and tackled into the group, knocking several boyz away.

    Fre'kloar - OW WAT DA HELL
    Jol'kiar - HUR I HAV EXPERIENCES WIV DESE ANIMALS

    Fre'kloar grabbed the beasts' tail, and pulled it onto the ground, then kicked it in the face. The beast bited Fre'kloar, shaked him then threw him at Jol'kiar. Some of the mekkas and tekkas fired at the beast, and one fired a net on the best.

    Mekka - HUR DIS IS DA SIKKEST NET EVA
    Tekka - SHUT UP MAN I MADE IT YOO JUS COPIED ME

    The Troopa riding the beast tried to cuit it open.

    Fre'kloar - DUMBO

    Fre'kloar punched the troopa in the face.

    Troopa - OW MAN DAT HURT

    The Troopa tried to shank Fre'kloar whiel the beast tried to free itself. Fre'kloar stabbed the Troopa in the eye.

    Troopa - OH MA DAYS WAT DA HELL

    The Troopa fell on the ground and the beast ate him.

    Jol'kiar - was dat da boss?
    Fre'kloar - nah dat wus just a dum troopa. i fink da boss is comin now

    A Big Boy appeared from the fortress.

    Big Boy - UUHH WAT WHO IS DIS LOT
    Jol'kiar - SHUT UP MAN YOR DUM
    Big Boy - YA DAD IS

    Jol'kiar threw one of the beasts' teeth at the Big Boy. The Big Boy grabbed the teeth and crushed it.

    Big Boy - HUR HUR YOO SHULDNT TRY TA KILL...ehh....wats ma name agen?
    Fre'kloar - IDIOT

    Fre'kloar charged straight into the fortress, and mad eit topple over when he broke its support.

    Fre'kloar - WAT KIND OF IDIOT MAKES A FORTRESS OUT OF WOOD?
    Big Boy - SHUT UP MAN WOOD IS TUFF STOOF YOO MAKE ALL BUILDINS OUTTA IT
    Jol'kiar - DUMBO DATS METAL NOT WOOD
    Big Boy - WAT DA HELL
    Fre'kloar - YOO IDIOT MAN YOO GOT DUM WIV YA AGE
    Jol'kiar - AGE IS NO EXCUSE TA BE STOOPID COS IM OLD
    Big Boy - HUR HUR YOR OLD

    The Big Boy charged at Jol'kiar and started to punch him. Jol'kiar picked him up and chucked him on the ground.

    Fre'kloar - DA ONLY REESON YOO WAS BOSS WAS COS YOO WAS SIK IN YA DAY. BUT NOW YOO AINT

    Fre'kloar kicked the Big Boy.

    Big Boy - DAT EINT TRU MAN I IS STILL DA BEST OF...err...wats da name of dis planet agen?
    Fre'kloar - YOO WISH

    Fre'kloar squashed the Big Boy's eye.

    Big Boy - AAAAGGGHH MA EYE MAN I CULD SEE WELL ALREADY

    The Big Boy struggled around, ended up punching the giant beast, and got eaten.

    Fre'kloar - DAT WAS JUS TOO FUNNY. DIS EMPIYAS OURS NOW ENNIT?
    Troopas - YEH MAN WE IS WIV YOO DAT BOSS WUS JUST TOO DUM
    Fre'kloar - YEH. OI HOW DO YA USE DIS PHONE FINGY?
    Jol'kiar - PRESS DA BUTTON MAN
    Fre'kloar - WHICH ONE DUMBO

    Jol'kiar took it and rang Kal'kuir himself.

    Kal'kuir - WAT
    Jol'kiar - WE GOT DA BOYZ MAN
    Kal'kuir - ONLY JUS??? I HAD DA CHIKZ AGES AGO
    Jol'kiar - SHUT UP MAN GETTIN CHIKZ IS EASY
    Kal'kuir - WATEVA ANYWAY LETS GO BAK TO DA HOUSE FINGY
    Jol'kiar - YEH SURE

    They all returned to their den.

    Fre'kloar - DIS IS GETTIN EASIA EVRYTIME
    Voa'reak - ENNIT MAN DEM CHIKZ TRIED TA FIRE AT US WIV DEYR GUNZ BUT IT DIDNT EVEN HURT HUR HUR
    Fre'kloar - HUR HUR AN IS DEY MAKIN DA SHIPZ SIK NOW?
    Kal'kuir - YEH MAN WE GOT DESE LAZY PEEPZ TA WORK NOW
    Jol'kiar - GOOD. NOW WAT NEX?
    Fre'kloar - INO MAN HEAVY BOYZ
    Voa'reak - WE ALSO NEED DEM BOOM BOYZ MAN
    Fre'kloar - DEYR DA SAME FING IDIOT
    Voa'reak - WAT DA HELL
    Kal'kuir - WE CULD ALSO USE SOM CRAZY BOYZ
    Jol'kiar - DA BOOM BOSS IS CALLED ZALK'DON I NEVA RELLY LIKED HIM MAN
    Kal'kuir - WE DUNT NEED CRAZY BOYZ JUS YET DA MEKKAS CAN DO DAT
    Fre'kloar - FINE DEN WE GO AFTA DIS ZALK'DON NEX TIME
    Jol'kiar - KILL HIM THO
    Voa'reak - YEH MAN I DUNT LIKE LEEVIN PEEPZ ALIV
    Fre'kloar - SHUT UP MAN WE LEFT YOO ALIV
    Voa'reak - YEH BUT YOO IS YOO MAN I IS I
    Fre'kloar - DAT MAKES NO SENS
    Voa'reak - SHUT UP AN LETS GET SUM PIZZA
    Kal'kuir - YEH

    After the Boom BoyzEdit

    Fre'kloar, Jol'kiar, Voa'reak and Kal'kuir met together.

    Kal'kuir - dese boom boyz gonna be tuff
    Voa'reak - yeh if we stay where dey can boom us we is ded fer sure
    Fre'kloar - ya stoopid wimpz
    Voa'reak - ya mom
    Jol'kiar - shut up fre'kloar dont be dum man
    Fre'kloar - im not ein dum- WAT WAS DAT

    Fre'kloar head something approaching.

    Jol'kiar - WAT
    Fre'kloar - SHUT UP MAN I HERD SOMFIN OI SHUT UP SO WE CAN LISSEN OUT FOR IT

    They were all quiet, and could hear footsteps.

    Kal'kuir - yoo heer dat? somone is stalkin
    Voa'reak - yor da geek man yoo find out who
    Kal'kuir - ya dads a geek shut up

    Kal'kuir went off to see who was it. They all listened around, then Knar'gank crept up and grabbed Fre'kloar from behind, then threw him into the shadows. He'd managed to choke him silently, and as soon as the 3 bosses looked towards where Fre'kloar was, nothing was there.

    Jol'kiar - DA HELL WAS DAT WHERES FRE'KLOAR?

    Jol'kiar went off to check, then his mouth was squeezed shut. He was smashed against the wall.

    Kal'kuir - good fing i invented night vision

    Kal'kuir set up thermal vision, and discovered Knar'gank.

    Kal'kuir - OI DA SNEEKY BOSS IS HEER
    Voa'reak - I HATE SNEEKAS MAN DEYZ ALL...SNEEKY

    Several other Sneak Boyz appeared from the shadows.

    Knar'gank - den yor gonna reelly hate us hur hur hur

    The sneaky boyz used their speed and martial arts technique to take Voa'reak out.

    Voa'reak - argh man stoopid sneekas

    Kal'kuir fired his electric blast at the Sneaky Boyz. The sneaky boyz jumped, and several died.

    Sneeka - WAT DA HELL MAN DAT GUN REVEELS US UR SO DUM
    Kal'kuir - IMMA KILL YAS DUMBOS

    Kal'kuir kept firing. All of them were knocked out, except Kal'kuir, who was no where to be seen...

    Kal'kuir - HUR HUR I WIN

    Kal'kuir, while celebrating his glory, was grabbed from behind.

    Kal'kuir - WAT DA HELL
    Knar'gank - yoos neva gonna hide from a sneeka... wes da ones doin da hidin.
    Kal'kuir - YAS A WIMP WAT DO YA WANT FROM US
    Knar'gank - i was hired ta kill yas
    Kal'kuir - DATS DUM MAN
    Knar'gank - dum like ya mom

    Knar'gank tried to slit Kal'kuir's throat, but Kal'kuir shook Knar'gank off before he could reach his shanka. Fre'kloar got up.

    Fre'kloar - WATS GOIN ON
    Kal'kuir - DERES DIS DUM SNEEKA TRYIN TA KILL US MAN
    Fre'kloar - WAT DA HELL

    Fre'kloar was kicked from behind, and he fell over.

    Kal'kuir - IDIOT YA REALISE I HAV A THERMAL VISION FINGY I CAN FIND YOO

    Kal'kuir fired his electric blast.

    Knar'gank - OW
    Kal'kuir - I IS GONNA KILL YOO AN WHOEVA HIRED YOO

    Fre'kloar punched Knar'gank, and the two wrestled until Fre'kloar won.

    Knar'gank - DUMBO YOO WIN

    Knar'gank surrendered.

    Fre'kloar - JOIN MA EMPIYA
    Kal'kuir - NAH MAN WE SHULD KILL HIM
    Fre'kloar - SHUT UP MAN SNEEKAS IS GONNA HELP US OUT REEL GOOD AGENST DEM BOOM BOYZ
    Kal'kuir - WAT DA HELL DATS DUM...no wait yor rite

    Jol'kiar and Voa'reak got up. They all got back together in their den, now taking Knar'gank, to discuss.

    Voa'reak - WHO HIRED YOO DUMBO

    Knar'gank simply stood there with his back against the wall, and said nothing.

    Fre'kloar - how bout da sneekas yeh dey go in an weeken all da boom boyz den we all go in for a propa hard attak? also knar'gank yoo assassinate dat zalk'don
    Voa'reak - yeh dats a good plan BUT I WANTED TA KNO WHO WANTED TA KILL US
    Knar'gank - thr'aloy dur
    Fre'kloar - WAT DA HELL DAT DUMBO? HUR HES JELUS OF ME
    Knar'gank - INO ENNIT
    Jol'kiar - SO LETS DO DIS MAN
    Fre'kloar - YEH

    They all landed on the planet. As agreed, the sneekas left off into the jungle...

    Knar'gank - yoo boyz take out da guards an take out dere ammo. imma go fer da boss
    Sneeka - ok man

    The sneekas snapped the patrols' necks, then set remote controlled explosives on the ammunition storage huts.

    Knar'gank - oi im in position lets do dis
    Voa'reak - sik i bin waitin ages

    Some Boom Boyz approached the huts.

    Boom Boy - OI MAN SHUT UP I NEED SUM AMMO

    They walked in, and suddenly, the huts blew up, killing them. They blew up around the camp.

    Fre'kloar - HUR HUR I LIKE WHEN DEY GO BOOM

    Voa'reak's jetpak boyz landed right in the middle of the Boom Fortress. The Boom Boyz concentrated on the flying Jetpak Boyz comign down on them, and didn't notice the huge swarm of Boyz heading straight for them, or the Mekkas and Tekkas' electric guns attacking the reminders.

    Voa'reak - HUR HUR DIS EASY MAN

    Zalk'don walked out of his huge hut at the top of the fortress.

    Zalk'don - YOOS GONNA GET-

    He was stabbed in the back, his spine torn.

    Zalk'don - ...blown...up...

    He fell, landing right on the ground, lifeless. Knar'gank stood where he was.

    Knar'gank - OI WE'RE YA BOSSES NAO
    Jol'kiar - well dat wus prtty bland but meh WE GOT DA BOOMAS
    Fre'kloar - INO ENNIT? LETS GET BAK TO DA HQ MAN

    They all returned to Fre'kloar's hideout.

    Kal'kuir - OI MAN WE'RE GETTIN A TRANSMISSION
    Voa'reak - WAT NOW

    A random Loron Big Boss appeared on screen.

    Big Boss - hey man
    Jol'kiar - WHOS YOO
    Big Boss - im da Big Boss Mohaka man an i wanted ta join yor groop its propa sik an gettin propa big reel fast man can my empire join?
    Fre'kloar - safe man sure
    Kal'kuir - see man wes gettin influent we dunt even need ta fight ta get mor peepz Big Boss - ino ennit? we is first in da queue of empiyas dat wanna join yoo
    Fre'kloar - hur hur I wanna rub dis ova Gratz'kaozs face sumtime
    Big Boss - deres like 45 in da queue an its growin b ut da moar planets ya get quickly da moar peepz dats gonna join hur

    The next day...

    Norol - Wake up Fre'kloar! Good news!
    Fre'kloar - WOAH WAT MAN WAT DO YA WANT
    Norol - Not only has the empire got control of 2,000 colonies so far and growing, but we've finished work on your personal flagship!
    Fre'kloar - wait wait wait yoo meen I got ma own krooza?
    Norol - Yeah, and we've got all your favourite weapons on it.
    Fre'kloar - DATS SIK MAN I WANNA SEE IT

    The Norol showed Fre'kloar his 1.5km long Propa Big Rogue Krooza, complete with bomz, gunz, plasma gunz, slots for customization and painted Fre'kloar's favourite colours blue and black.

    Fre'kloar - SIKKEST KROOZA EVA MAN I GOTTA SHOW DIS TO JOL'KIAR AN DA REST OF DA LOT Norol - No, first you've got to accept 150 more empires into Da Rogue Boyz.
    Fre'kloar - WAT DA HELL MAN WHY CANT I SHOW IT TO MA HOMIES DATS DUM
    Norol - Because there's... oh, now 175, empires that want to join. I can accept them for you while you show ithe krooza off?
    Fre'kloar - OH YEH YOO DO DAT I JUST WANNA KNO WHOS IN CHARGE OF ALL DESE EMPIYAS LATA Norol - You, of course!
    Fre'kloar - I MEEN DA BOSSES OF DESE EMPIYAS MAN I WANT TO KNO WHO DEY IS
    Norol - Oh. Yeah I'll give you their names later, they'll be Big Boss to which you'll be Propa Big Boss.

    The Norol began to walk away.

    Norol - Oh, and by the way?
    Fre'kloar - WAT
    Norol - The name's Rel'larutina. I'll be one of your personal helpers from now on.
    Fre'kloar - K

    Jol'kiar and the others arrived.

    Jol'kiar - WAT DID YA WANNA SHOW?
    Fre'kloar - OI PEEPZ CHEK MA SIK NOO KROOZA

    They all saw the Propa Big Rogue Krooza.

    Jol'kiar - SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIK
    Fre'kloar - ENNIT? I IS DA DRIVA I DONT WANT YOO LOT SCRATCHIN IT
    Jol'kiar - NO AN OI IS DAT GONNA BE WHER WE MEET UP AN LIV AN STOOF NAO? FORGET DIS HUT MAN ITS TINY
    Fre'kloar - YEH MAN DATS A SIK IDEA GOOD FING I HAD IT
    Jol'kiar - YOO IDIOT YOO NEVA HAD IT

    They all went to Fre'kloar's ship, where they slept that night.

    Da Biggast Dere IsEdit

    After a couple of the months, Groop Fre'kloar consistently grew in thousands of systems.

    Fre'kloar - MAN I NEVA FORT WED BE DIS BIG
    Jol'kiar - TA BE HONEST MAN I FOUT YOO WUS GONNA DAI IN DA FIRST WEEK IM PROPA IMPRESSED
    Fre'kloar - EXACTLY MAN WE DON SIK NO LORONZ EVA ACCHIEVED DIS

    Rel'larutina walked in.

    Rel'larutina - Have you been paying any attention to other news around Ottzello?
    Fre'kloar - noos? wat noos?
    Rel'larutina - Well, the Propa Big Loron Empire is defeated, explaining why so many are now joining you, Fre'kloar. The United Nations of Ottzello is dying, not just thanks to Da Boyz.
    Fre'kloar - DEYZ DED? HUR HUR HUR DAT WULDNT HAV HAPPENED IF DEY LET ME B DEYR BOSS. HOW DID DEY DAI ANYWAY?
    Rel'larutina - The Kralgon Invasion Force enslaved them.

    Kal'kuir stepped forward.

    Kal'kuir - its sik ta kno dat but wat if da kralgies decide ta target US NEX?
    Rel'larutina - From the man I've been communicatng with, Falrik Zaarkhun, the Emperor's busy. He didn't see anyone besides Da Propa Big Loron Empire as a threat.
    Fre'kloar - HES DUM DEN MA EMPIYA IS A BIGGA THRET DAN DOSE LOSAS
    Rel'larutna - He'll see in time, when we grow... But either way, I reckon when we're too big, we should evacuate to a part of the Milky Way.
    Fre'kloar - wat for man wes safe heer in dis oonivers
    Rel'larutina - In the Milky Way, only the DCP could bother us, who won't care. They're not technically enemies.
    Jol'kiar - HUR HUR GRIMBY BONES MAKE FINE CRAKIN SOUNDZ
    Rel'larutina - That too.
    Fre'kloar - fine den we do dat...BUT I WANNA GROW MORE MAN WHO IS WE GONNA CONQUA TODAY?
    Rel'larutina - There is one guy...
    Voa'reak - WHO MAN
    Rel'larutina - Da Propa Big Boss Mal'Kab, who has an empire that rivals yours. Stopping him would hugely spread your influence.
    Knar'gank - hur hur hur we got our noo targit
    Fre'kloar - nah man i wanna beet him up not hav yoo assassinate him
    Knar'gank - imma assassinate his boyz den
    Fre'kloar - sur
    Jol'kiar - SO MAN LETS GO

    Over in Mal'Kab's HQ...

    Mal'Kab - oi man gimme da situashon
    Boy - OI MAN ONE OF DA GEEKZ TOLD ME DERES A KROOZA AN SUM MOR SHIPS GOIN TA ATTAK US
    Mal'Kab - A MASSIV KREW???
    Boy - YEH MAN ITS FROM GROOP FRE'KLOAR DAT LOSA
    Mal'Kab - HUR IMMA GET IN MA KROOZA AN LAND IN HIS AN FITE HIM
    Boy - YEH MAN YOOS DA BEST

    Back in Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza...

    Fre'kloar - WEZ APPROACHIN DEM MAN.. WAT DA HELL DEY GOT DERE OWN KROOZA
    Kal'kuir - SEEMS LIKE DEY FOUND US BUT MEH LETS KILL DEM
    Fre'kloar - DERE KROOZAS TINY COMPARED TA MINE
    Voa'reak - IMMA FIRE DA BOMZ
    Fre'kloar - GO AHED

    Voa'reak pressed some buttons and a missile was launched into the enemy krooza's direction. The missile was an antimatter missile, and cracked a huge hole in Mal'Kab's ship. Over in his ship...

    Loron Mekka - YOO IDIOT WHY DIDNT YOO INSTALL DA SHEELDS?
    Mal'Kab - COS IT DOESNT DO NUFFIN MAN
    Norol - It would protect us from damage!
    Mal'Kab - WAT DA HELL WHY DIDNT YA TELL ME?
    Norol - I did, but you were too busy eating pizza!
    Mal'Kab - SHUT UP IT WAS TASTY AN LOOK NOW DA SHIPS FALLIN APART
    Loron Boy - OH MA DAYS WAT DO WE DO
    Mal'Kab - DUNNO MAN GET ME IN MA JET

    Mal'Kab got in his starfighter, and flew over to Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza.

    Kal'kuir - OI DA ENEMY BOSSS RITE OUTSIDE
    Fre'kloar - LEEV HIM ALONE TILL HE GETS HEER
    Knar'gark - hur dats borin
    Fre'kloar - jus let him com heer an fite me

    The warbosses all waited until Ma'Kab arrived.

    Mal'Kab - YOR DUM
    Fre'kloar - YA MOMS MOM

    Mal'Kab punched Fre'kloar but was grabbed from behind by Knar'gank.

    Fre'kloar - I TOLD YA I WANTED TA FITE MASELV MAN LET HIM GO
    Knar'gank - YOR DUM

    Knar'gank let go of Mal'Kab. Fre'kloar punched Mal'Kab in the face several times.

    Mal'Kab - MAN YOR STRONG

    Mal'Kab tried to headbutt Fre'kloar, who dodged as Mal'Kab hit te wall. Fre'kloar punched him in the side.

    Fre'kloar - I IS DA BEST MAN

    After a few more minutes of fighting, Fre'kloar killed Mal'Kab.

    Jol'kiar - dat wus sik
    Fre'kloar - ennit man his whole empiyas mine

    A few hours later...

    Rel'larutina - Fre'kloar the queue for empires who want to join...
    Fre'kloar - yeh?
    Rel'larutina - An unprecedented 1,500.
    Jol'kiar - hur most of dem only has one planet
    Voa'reak - woah man dats a propa big numba
    Fre'kloar - ennit? deres only like... how many loron empires eva?
    Rel'larutina - At least 10,000.
    Jol'kiar - dats like...erm...one...too...tree...MORE DAN A DOZEN MAN

    Rel'larutina facepalmed, which for a spider, looks weird.

    Fre'kloar - I TOLD YA MAN MA EMPIYA IS DA BEST DERE IS
    Jol'kiar - lets go ta sleep man im tired

    The following day...

    Rel'larutina - You've got another transmission.
    Fre'kloar - WHO DARES TA CONTACT GROOP FRE'KLOAR...hur hur hur I always wanted ta say dat
    Gratz'kaoz - YOR DUM ROGUE BOYZ IS DA STOOPIDEST IDEA EVA

    Gratz'kaoz appeared in a screen. The warbosses were also startled by his sight. He seemed very angry.

    Fre'kloar - OH MA DAYZ YOO AGEN
    Gratz'kaoz - IM NOT JOKIN MAN ITS NEVA GONNA WORK YA LOSA
    Fre'kloar - IS YOO DUM MAN I GOT DA BIGGAST EMPIYA DERE IS

    The warbosses all did "shut up" signs, desperated.

    Gratz'kaoz - MINES GONNA BE BIGGA WEN I CRUSH YORS
    Fre'kloar - OH YEH? HOW DO YA HOP TA DO DAT?
    Grtz'kaoz - MA MASSIV KREWS ALREDY HEDIN STRAIGHT FOR YA
    Fre'kloar - WAT DA HELL
    Gratz'kaoz - HUR

    The warbosses all jumped. Jol'kiar smacked Fre'kloar.

    Jol'kiar - YOO IDIOT YOO UNLESHED GRATZ'KAOZ ON US
    Fre'kloar - SO?
    Jol'kiar - YOO FORGOT WHOS GRATZ'KAOZ MAN?
    Kal'kuir - GRATZ'KAOZ IS COMIN? OH MA DAYZ WE IS GONNA DAI MAN
    Voa'reak - I DUNT WANNA DAI MAN I HAVENT GOT SIK WINGS YET
    Knar'gank - blud r u dum? yoo hav any idea how tuff Gratz'kaoz is?

    Gratz'kaoz laughed maniacly.

    Gratz'kaoz - SAY BAI BAI TO YOR GROOP FRE'KLOAR. CUS I IS GONNA GET YA. WHEN WHEN I DO IMMA EET YOR BRAINS OUT WIV YOO STILLL ALIV WATCHIN!!!!!

    Gratz'kaoz closed the transmission. Fre'kloar and his warbosses all stood quiet. They were going to face their biggest challenge yet...Gratz'kaoz himself...

    The Final BattleEdit

    Everyone got into the main bridge of Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza.

    Kal'kuir - i worked propa hard on dis wiv da chikz ta make yoo somfin speshul Fre'kloar.. we mite hav ta say goodbai ta it
    Fre'kloar - why man
    Kal'kuir - DUR COS OF GRATZ
    Fre'kloar - NAH MAN WE WILL WIN
    Jol'kiar - DA STOREES SAY HE CAN TEAR APART KROOZAS WIV HIS ANGA AN HIS STRENGF
    Voa'reak - HUR HUR I HERD HE CAN BLOW A CITY WIV A ROAR MAN
    Jol'kiar - HES PROPA CRAZY LIKE DA CRAZIEST LORON YOO EVA SAW

    Rel'larutina stepped out.

    Rel'larutina - Do you perhaps need tactics?
    Fre'kloar - I NEED EVERYFING MAN
    Rel'larutina - Then there's one last thing I must show you.
    Fre'kloar - WAT

    A globe with a robotic eye in the cieling moved right over to them, and stuck its 'neck' out towards them.

    Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza's Geek - Oh, hi there, big bug thing and friends.
    Fre'kloar - DA HELL IS DAT MAN
    Rel'larutina - An AI.
    Kal'kuir - WOAH MAN DATS SIK
    Fre'kloar - YOO KIDDIN? DATS STOOPID
    Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza's Geek - You need to think of a good name for me. Because, Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza's Geek doesn't sound very catchy.
    Voa'reak - WHY DO WE NEED MOR GEEKZ MAN
    Rel'larutina - It'll help you out a lot. As in, it can drive the ship for you, for a start, and come up with battle tactics.
    Fre'kloar - HUR I NAME IT DA PROPA BIG ROGUE GEEK
    Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Wow. I'm touched. You actually named me.
    Jol'kiar - WE IS GONNA NEED MOR DAN A GEEK TA SURVIVE A MASSIV CREW FROM GRATZ'KAOZ. WE NEED TA GATHA DA BOYZ
    Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - WAY ahead of you...

    Da Propa Big Rogue Geek showed them a screen, showing all of Da Kroozas in an enormous defensive fleet.

    Voa'reak - wat dats fast
    Rel'larutina - Which is why Geekz are good.
    Fre'kloar - nah deyz dum BUT STILL WHEN IS GRATZ'KAOZ GONNA ARRIVE MAN
    Jol'kiar - HES OFFEN SPENDIN AGES YELLIN AN SCARIN HIS BOYZ INTO MAKIN A MASSIV KREW WE GOT A FEW MOAR MINITS I REKON
    Da Propa Big Rogue Greek - Yes.
    Fre'kloar - BOYZ IF WE IS GONNA DAI TODAY BE SURE TA AT LEAST KILL LOADS OF DUMBOS YEH?
    Jol'kiar - I WANNA DIE KNOWIN DAT IVE KILLED MOAR PEEPL DAN EVA IN MY LIFE. BUT EEVA WAY WEN YA DIE FITIN IT DONT COUNT.
    Voa'reak - I EINT DYIN IM GONNA KILL DEM ALL AN GROW UP AN GET SIK WINGS
    Kal'kuir - AN IM GONNA GROW UP TA MAKE DA SIKKEST GUN EVA
    Fre'kloar - HUR MAN GRATZ'KAOZS GONNA BE SORRY FER ATTAKIN US WE WILL SHOW HIM WHOS DA BEST DERE IS

    Jol'kiar sighed to himself.

    Jol'kiar - boyz i got a storee i relly shood tell ya
    Kal'kuir - wats dat?
    Jol'kiar - i used ta be one of Gratz'kaoz' warbosses
    Voa'reak - wat
    Jol'kiar - yeh i was like his best warboss eva den we didnt get along very well
    Fre'kloar - wat happened?
    Jol'kiar - he was bein propa crazy man i swer Kal'kuir - I keep heerin hes crazy man but how crazy?
    Jol'kiar - im not jokin he actually ate evryone in dis villij cos dey woodent giv him pizza
    Fre'kloar - da hell?
    Jol'kiar - enit? an he blew up dis planet one day cos he got mad at dis person. he also eets his slaves ta relees anga
    Voa'reak - dats crazy even fer a Loron man
    Jol'kiar - exactly. so i left him an joined da propa big loron empiya. dey neva let me be a warboss cos of dat so i had to work wiv Fre'kloar.
    Fre'kloar - den we became best homies ennit
    Jol'kiar - dats rite man. an now I gotta kill da doodI helped make strong
    Voa'reak - yoo fink hes tuffer dan da propa big boss? wats his name agen? zr'ahgloth or sumfing?
    Jol'kiar - i dunno man he always used ta talk bout da propa big boss about how he dremt of killin him
    Fre'kloar - zr'ahgloths ded nao hur hur hur
    Kal'kuir - no he aint wat ya on about?
    Fre'kloar - i fort da kralgie boyz killed him??
    Kal'kuir - no dey neva?? dey jus enslaved him???
    Fre'kloar - oh. dat meens dat as a dood hes ded hur hur hur
    Voa'reak - im gettin nervous man wheres Gratz'Kaoz

    Suddenly the ship shook.

    Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Oh yay. We finally get to fight. The deflector shields are all activated, blah blah blah... I'll shoot a few antimatter missiles that I installed.
    Kal'kuir - how can a geek install stoof man
    Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Well I directed the installing... Anyway, there he is.

    The screen showed Da Gratz'kaoz Krooza.

    Fre'kloar - DA HELL MAN DERE FLEETZ BIGGA DAN OURS
    Jol'kiar - SEND DA BOYZ MAN WE CANT LET DEM OVERWELM US
    Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - You idiot, we need to send ships, not boyz. Boyz is for land battles.
    Jol'kiar - DATS WAT I MENT. AN DONT YA DARE CALL ME IDIOT AGEN OR IMMA SMASH YA
    Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Wow. I am so scared.
    Fre'kloar - SEND DA SHIPS WE WAIT BEHIND HEER AN FIRE DA MASSIV CANNONZ

    Groop Fre'kloar's kroozas engaged Groop Gratz'kaoz' in full force.

    Kal'kuir - OI MAN WE IS LOSA LOADS OF SHIPS MAN

    Groop Fre'kloar's ships were mostly beinglost, as they were massively overrun despite having greater firepower.

    Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - I have a plan.

    The ship began tp steer away from the combat.

    Fre'kloar - WAT DA HELL MAN WES NOT SUPPOSED TA RUN AWAY
    Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - No. Gratz'kaoz, being a psycho path, will follow us to the planet. From there, you can properly engage him, while I run off nd get reinforcements.
    Jol'kiar - YEH ITS BETTA FER US TA FITE HIM ON LAND
    Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Exactly.

    The ship jumped into sub space, and flew off to the nearest planet. In Gratz' Krooza...

    Gratz'kaoz - YOO ENT GETTIN AWAY DAT EESY

    Gratz'kaoz ordered the ship to follow.

    Da Propa Big Rogue Geek -I wish there was some relay that could allow proper, more stable sub space travel than this, one I could talk to, as it would be cold like me...
    Fre'kloar - hur cos yoos a lona yoo need somone ta talk too
    Voa'reak - hur melodramatic geek
    Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Yawn. I wish you came out with intelligent responses.
    Voa'reak - SHUT UP GEEK
    Da Propa Big Rogue geek - Oh hey, we're here.

    The ship dropped them off, then left looking for reinforcements. They landed on a snowy planet, full of mountains, and arrived on the nearest hill.

    Jol'kiar - dats it boyz. da big moment.
    Fre'kloar - yeh. brace yaselvs.

    All of the other Loron Boyz came out of their huts for battle.

    Boyz - WES GONNA STAY WIV YA TILL DA END
    Fre'kloar - SIK MAN YOR AWSUM

    They could see the ship in the sky, as it dropped off huge hordes of Boyz, with a massive Loron leading them. It was Gratz'kaoz.

    Voa'reak - OH MAN HES EVEN BIGGA IN PERSON
    Fre'kloar - YOO KNO DA DRILL

    All the Warbosses accompanying Gratz'kaoz suddenly dropped dead while charging.

    Fre'kloar - HUR GOOD OL KNAR'GANK

    Gratz'kaoz searched around for his bosses.

    Gratz'kaoz - DA HELL IS GOIN ON

    Fre'kloar, meanwhile, turned to his boyz.

    Fre'kloar - KNAR'GANKS BOYZ KILLED DEM YA SEE DEYZSENDN SECH PARTIES INTO DA WOODS LOOKIN FOR HIM? IDIOTS MA DATS DA STOOPIDEST PLACE TA LOOK FOR A SNEEKA COS YOOZ NEVA GONNA COM OUT
    Jol'kiar - DATS GONNA HELP MASSIVLY. OI VOA'REAK YOO KNO WAT TA DO GO FIRS AN GET DEM ALL STOPPIN AN ALL WORRIED FROM YO AN YAJETPAK BOYZ JUS JUMP ON DEM
    Voa'reak - YEH SURE

    Voa'reak, incredibly nervous, activated his jetpak and all fo his boyz landed striaght on Gratz'kaoz' boyz. Several Boi Gangz had to stop to fight Voa'reak, while Kal'kuir stepped out, with his boomas and mekkas to fire huge weapons at the boyz.

    Gratz'kaoz - GAHHH NO ONE STOPS ME WIV GUNZ

    Gratz'kaoz ran around, through woods, and ripped every tree he banged into to get to Fre'kloar.

    Fre'kloar - dis is it...
    Gratz'kaoz - FRE'KLOAR!!!! NOW I IS GONNA CRUSH YAS

    The two stepped out, having a cowboy stare off.

    Fre'kloar - I BEEN WAITIN LONG FER DIS
    Gratz'kaoz - DUNT YA WORRY. IMMA KILL YA FAST AN PAINFULLY
    Jol'kiar - YOO!!!
    Gratz'kaoz - WELL IF EINT JOL'KIAR. BIGGAST LOSA OF ALL TIME

    The stare-off was now between Gratz and Jol.

    Jol'kiar - YOO CANT TALK YOO USED TA BE DA BEST BOSS EVA DAN YOO GOT ALL CRAZY
    Gratz'kaoz - I IS STILL DA BEST EVA. I HAVE DA BIGGEST MASSIV CREW DERE IS AN DA BEST LORON EMPIYA OF ALL. AN I EINT LETTIN YOO AN YOR GAYFISH FRIEND GET IN MA WAY
    Jol'kiar - YOR AN IDIOT MAN YOR SO CRZI YA KILLED MA DAD
    Gratz'kaoz - SHUT UP MAN I AM YOR DAD YOO DUMBO
    Jol'kiar - wat?
    Gratz'kaoz - jus kiddin. HUR HUR HUR HIS EYES TASTD GOOD THO
    Jol'kiar - YOO LOSA
    Gratz'kaoz - OI I SHULD ALSO TELL YA ANUVA FING DA MAKES ME BETTA DAN YOO
    Jol'kiar - WAT

    Gratz'kaoz's hands were surrounded by a dark energy. Dark Gyronic energy.

    Gratz'kaoz - I HAS POWAS
    Jol'kiar - WAT DA HELL???
    Gratz'kaoz - YEH MAN I MET DIS DOOD YEH
    Jol'kiar - WHO?
    Gratz'kaoz - DIS BOI CALLED TUOLOG HES SAFE
    Jol'kiar - WAT DA HELL
    Fre'kloar - DAT EXPLAINS WHY HES ALL CRAZI MAN
    Voa'reak - DA HELL IS DAT MAN
    Fre'kloar - OI GET BAK TO DA BATTLES VOA
    Voa'reak - HUR MAN I CANT HELP BUT WATCH

    Voa'reak went back to the battle.

    Gratz'kaoz - deyr heer ta watch ya painful deff
    Kal'kuir - SHUT UP MAN YA MOMS DUM
    Fre'kloar - YOO GET BAK TO DA BATTLES AS WELL
    Kal'kuir - FINE FINE SOZ

    Jol'kiar and Gratz' eyes narrowed, in cowboy fashion.

    Gratz'kaoz - SO LOSA READY TA DIE? YOO BETTA HOPE ROZ'TAH'FLOK HAS MERCY OF YA
    Jol'kiar - IM NOT REDY TA DIE COS IM NOT GONNA
    Gratz'kaoz - HUR HUR HUR YOR FUNNY MAN IMMA MISS YA FACE. NAH WAIT I WONT IMMA ADD IT TO DA HED STIK I GOT IN MA KROOZA

    Gratz'kaoz charged forward

    Gratz'kaoz - DIIIIIE- WAT

    Gratz'kaoz slipped on a banana, and rolled down into a boom boy

    Gratz'kaoz - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    There was a huge explosion.

    Jol'kiar - is dat it?

    Gratz'kaoz came back up again.

    Gratz'kaoz - no cors not man blud r u dum?
    Fre'kloar - hur dat just proov how dum yoo is. wat da hells a banana doin heer anyway on dis icy planet
    Gratz'kaoz - RITE NOW IM REEL MAD

    Gratz'kaoz ran forward...

    Gratz'kaoz - DIIE- OH WAIT

    Gratz'kaoz tip toed over the banana, blew a sigh of relief, and charged again, knocking Fre'kloar intoa tree.

    Fre'kloar - AAAGH MAN DAT WAS DA HARDEST TACKLE EVA
    Jol'kiar - WAT DID I TELL YOO HES PROPA SCARY

    Gratz'kaoz picked Jol'kiar up, spun him around, and chucked him onto the banana.

    Jol'kiar - OH MA DAYS HOW DUM IS DIS

    Jol'kiar got up, tripped, and slammed into a rock.

    Fre'kloar - YA LOSA

    Fre'kloar hit Gratz'kaoz in the back of his head, but it simply hurt his hand.

    Gratz'kaoz - I IS INVICIBL DUMBOS
    Fre'kloar - DA HELL MAN HIS SKINS HARDA DAN STEEL
    Jol'kiar - SO DA ROOMAS TROO
    Gratz'kaoz - DIIIIE woah wait time out a sec deres somfin rong
    Fre'kloar - wat now man
    Gratz'kaoz - if yoos ment ta defeet me an take ova from me den yoos ment ta do it yaself its tradishon
    Jol'kiar - hur dese dum tradishions always steel da fun

    Jol'kiar walked off, and watched the battle from a tree.

    Gratz'kaoz - dats betta. NOW DAI

    Gratz'koz charged forward, stopped, tiptoed over the banana, and tried to headbutt Fre'kloar, who dodged. Gratz'kaoz hit a tree, which he knocked down. Fre'kloar punched and kicked Gratz'kaoz's back the fastest and strongest he could. Gratz'kaoz shook him of off, an kicked him away.

    Gratz'kaoz - not bad ya quite strong BUT NOWHER NEER AS STRONG AS ME

    Fre'kloar grabbed a tree torn down by Gratz'kaoz and tried to beat him up with it. Gratzkoz took several hard knocks, and it was snapped when it smashd on his head.

    Gratz'kaoz - da trees on dis planet actually hurt yanno
    Fre'kloar - DEYZ SUPPOSED TA KILL YAS

    Fre'kloar grabbed another tree.

    Gratz'kaoz - TWO CAN PLAY AT DAT GAME

    Grat'kaoz grabed his owntree, and they began a sword fight... only with trees. Fre'kloar's tree was threw away, and Gratz'kaoz tried to smash him with it. Fre'kloar snapped it by punching it with his fists.

    Fre'kloar - HUR MAN YOR A LOT MOR TUFF DAN I TOUG DIS GONNA BE HARD
    Gratz'kaoz - YOR A LOSA I SWER YOO DIDNT KNO NUFFIN BOUT MAN AN YOO TRYIN TA FITE ME

    Gratz'kaoz picked up a massive boulder.

    Gratz'kaoz - DIS FALLS ON YA HED IT COOD SMASH YA
    Fre'kloar - SHUT UP MAN DATS DUM

    Fre'kloar made a snowball and threw it at Gratz'kaoz's eyes

    Gratz'kaoz - DA HELL

    Gratz'koz dropped the boulder, and it crashed. There was a huge rubling...

    Fre'kloar - DA HELL MAN AVALANCH
    Grtz'kaoz - SHHHH ya dont screem wen deres an avalanche
    Fre'kloar - shut up man yoo eint no boos of me
    Jol'kiar - hes rite yanno
    Fre'kloar - wat man how dums dat
    Gratz'kaoz - no,.. YA RAP DA AVALANCHE RAP!!!!! AVALANCHE IS BEST, AVALANCHE IS BAD, AVALANCHE IS GONNA CRASH AN MAKE YOO SAD!!!!

    Gratz'kaoz, with his loud rapping, caused the avalanche.

    Fre'kloar - OH MA DAYS YOO DUMBO
    Gratz'kaoz - WOOPS. HUR GOOD LUK DERE

    Gratz'kaoz flew off the avalanche's path.

    Fre'kloar - NOOOOOOOO

    Fre'kloar and Jol'kiar hugged.

    Jol'kiar - OI MAN I CAN FLY TOO

    Jol'kiar flew off the alavanche with Fre'kloar. Jol'kiar, however, didn't have wings as powerful as Gratz'; his wings froze, and he fell back down. The avalanche was still coming...

    Fre'kloar - JOL'KIAR, I GOT SOM LAST WORDS FOR YA
    Jol'kiar - WAT MAN
    Fre'kloar - YOO WAS DA BES MENTOR EVA
    Jol'kiar - FRE'KLOAR I GOT SOM LAST WORDS... I WASDA ONE WHO ATE YA PIZZA LAS NITE
    Fre'kloar - ...WAT DA HELL MAN IM BEIN NICE AN YOO DID DAT YOR SO DUM

    Fre'kloar and Jol'kiar both shut their eyes as the avalanche approached. Soon, they opened them again, and were flying, right over freezing water.

    Voa'reak - YOO THREE AR HEVY MAN I SWER LOOS WEIGHT
    Fre'kloar - VOA'REAK MAN YOO SAVED US
    Jol'kiar - SIK MAN YOR AWSUM

    Gratz'kaoz flew behind Voa'reak, launching Dark Gyronic blasts at him.

    Knar'gank - HUR MAN I FORGOT AVALANCHES AR DA ONE FING YOO CANT HIDE FROM
    Gratz'kaoz - YOO EINT ESCAPIN ME
    Voa'reak - YA MOM

    Voa'reak flew around in circles.

    Fre'kloar - OI WHERS KAL'KUIR???

    Kal'kuir got on the edge of the cliff, and waved at them.

    Kal'kuir - HUR MAN MA CYBORG PARTS IS HOT ENUFF TA BURN DA SNOW DAT WAS ABOUT TA HIT ME. ANYWAYZ YOR BOYZ AR MOSTLY FINE BUT GRATZ' BOYZ IS ALL DED
    Gratz'kaoz - SAY WAT?

    Gratz'kaoz launched a blast at Kal'kuir's direction.

    Kal'kuir was hit, and fell to the floor.

    Fre'kloar - YOR GONNA PAY FOR DAT

    Fre'kloar shot Gratz'kaoz with a pistol, but the shot did no damage.

    Gratz'kaoz - HUR HUR HUR WIMP

    Kal'kuir got up.

    Kal'kuir - AIM FER HIS WINGS
    Voa'reak - I... CANT... HOLD... ON... MUCH... LONGA...

    Jol'kiar handed over Fre'kloar his bullets.

    Jol'kiar - dis shots gonna matta to ya mor dan any ova shot eva. ya undastand?
    Fre'kloar - YEH

    Jol'kiar - DEN SHOOT A AIM FER DA WINGZ HELL FALL IN DA ICE WATA BELOW

    Fre'kloar aimed, and shot several times, hitting Gratz'kaoz's wings.

    Gratz'kaoz - AAAAAGHH!!!!!!

    Gratz'kaoz fell into the water, and stayed there. Voa'reak crashed, but right next to Kal'kuir.

    Kal'kuir - woah peepz is yoo ok?
    Fre'kloar - I... DID IT MAN!!!!!!!!!
    Voa'reak - urrrh ma hed hurtz
    Jol'kiar - wah...did it work?

    They all looked, and saw Gratz'kaoz rise from the water.

    Gratz'kaoz - I GONNA GET YOO NAO!!!!!!!
    Fre'kloar - OH MA DAYS JUST DIE ALREADY

    He hopped on the ice around there, and climbed up the clif, onl for Fre'kloar to kick him back down.

    Fre'kloar - he betta be ded

    He arose from the water again...

    Fre'kloar - OH MA DAYZ... oh wait look

    Gratz'kaoz was in an ice cube.

    Knar'gank - hur hur hur he got frozen

    Voa'reak flew down and lifted the ice cbe up, which Fre'kloar smashd. Gratz'kaoz, finally, was dead. Fre'kloar saw Gratz'kaoz's mechanic jaw on the floor and took it.

    Fre'kloar - DIS WILL BE A NICE TROPHY YEH
    Jol'kiar - EEEE MAN ITS FROZEN

    Fre'kloar held it next to Kal'kuir until it was unfrozen.

    Fre'kloar - it eint anymor hur hur hur
    Jol'kiar - hur. BUT ANYWAY DAT WAS PROPA SIK MAN
    Voa'reak - HELL YEH MAN still do loos weigt
    Fre'kloar - SHUT UP MAN ALL MA WEIGHT IS MUSCLES

    Jol'kiar pinched Fre'kloar's flab hanging out.

    Jol'kiar - yeh... sure

    They all laughed.

    Kal'kuir - lets go bak to da krooza

    They all got back to Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza.

    Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Oh, look. I bet you're celebrating. That space battle wasactually challenging. Anyway, you have a queue of 20,000 Loron empires wanting to join, nd it grows every few seconds.
    Fre'kloar - I BET DEYZ ALL "WOAH MAN YOO BEET GRATZ'KAOZ IM DEFO JOININ YA"
    Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - That's basically the only content of their messages, yes.
    Voa'reak - hur dey found out whos da best


    Fre'kloar hugged Voa'reak.

    Fre'kloar - FANKS SOOOOO MUCH FER SAVIN US MAN
    Voa'reak - ey! EY! HAND OFF DA JETPAK...but yeh safe man

    Fre'kloar got off, just to hug Knar'gank.

    Fre'kloar - IF IT WERENT FOR YOO DEN ID HAV A BIGGA PROBLEM FANKS FER GETTIN RID OF DEM OVA BOSSES MAN YOO BORT US TIME
    Knar'gank - yeh man safe now quit it yor crushin me

    Fre'kloar got off, and hugged Kal'kuir.

    Fre'kloar - YOR DA BEST GEEK EVA YOR FINKIN SAVED US ALL
    Kal'kuir - IM NOT A GEEK but yeh safe man no prob

    Fre'kloar got off.

    Fre'kloar - AN FINALLY

    Fre'kloar hugged Jol'kiar.

    Fre'kloar - YOO BIN WIV ME SINCE DAY 1 AN I LOV YOO FOR DAT
    Jol'kiar - AW DATS NICE MAN YOOS DA BEST APPRINTIC I COULD WANT TOO
    Fre'kloar - WHOS UP FOR DA BIGGEST PIZZA PARTY EVA????

    All bosses said "ME MAN"

    Fre'kloar - DEN LETS GO

    They all had a massive party, with pizza, rap battling, and food fights at the end. However...

    Fre'kloar - OI MAN DIS IS SO SIK EVEN DA CHIKZ GOTTA JOIN IN

    But Fre'kloar looked, and saw Rel'larutina sitting on her own.

    Fre'kloar - wats wrong?

    Rel'larutina stormed off.

    Fre'kloar - wat da hell
    Propa Big Rogue Geek - She's getting old. At this point in her life it's expected.
    Fre'kloar - wat
    Propa Big Rogue Geek - She's no longer able to produce kids due to DNA changing. Hormones and stuff released, she basically becomes a nasty person, like you lot. This is so that Norol can become military leaders and help the Loron out, a pretty nice evolution that can benefit you all.
    Fre'kloar - meh. OI WHO WANTS TA RAP BATTLE ME? ILL GIV YA 60 QUID IF YA WIN

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