| Second Ottzello Galactic War is a Historical Event
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Da Rebellion was the time in which Da Rogue Boyz began, and is a subplot of the Second Ottzello War.
Zr'Ahgloth's homies met together in a room, to discuss what would happen to Zr'Ahgloth.
Thr'aloy - OI BOYZ WAT NOW MAN ZR'AHGLOTHS GON
Fl'Ontalyx - DA HELL MAN WE CANT STAY WIVOUT A PROPA BIG BOSS
Thr'aloy - EXACTLY MAN SO WE GOTTA HAV PROPA BIG BOSS FER NOW
Fr'unthopal - OI I SHULD BE DA PROPA BIG BOSS FER NOW AS IM DA BEST RAPPA DERE IS
Thr'aloly - SHUT UP MAN I HERD YA MIXTAPE ITS WORSE DAN YA ALBUM
Fr'unthopal - YA MOM DOES CRAP MIXTAPE SHUT UP
Thr'aloly - DAT DUNT MAKE SENSE YA DUMBO
Big Boss Lo'Thakkon stepped forward.
Lo'Thakkon - I SHULD BE DA PROPA BIG BOSS FER NOW MAN ZR'AHGLOTH PREFERED ME OVA YOO LOT ANYWAY
Other Loron Warboss - HUR I FINK YOR ALL STOOPID THR'ALOY SHOOD BE DA PROPA BIG BOSS FER NOW COS ZR'AHGLOTH PREFERRED HIM LOTS
Thr'aloy - SAFE MAN BUT I DONT WANNA BE DAT
All other bosses were shocked, calling "WAT DA HELL"
Thr'aloy - NAH MAN I FINK ITS STOOPID DAT I SHOOD BE DA PROPA BIG BOSS FER NOW YEH COS I CANT BE AS GOOD AS ZR'AHGLOTH AN I RESPECT MA HOMIE. IF YOO WAS HIS TROO HOMIES YOO WOODENT TAKE HIS JOB YA LOSAS. IM GOIN NOW GOTTA BATTA DEM KRALGIE BOYZ
The other bosses all remained quiet.
"YOO ALLS DUM I SHULD BE DA PROPA BIG BOSS FER NOW"
Lo'Thakkon - WHO DA HELL AR YOO LOSA GET LOST MAN YOO DONT GOT NO LIFE AN TELL ME WHO YA AR
Fre'kloar entered the room.
Fre'kloar - IM YOR NOO BOSS SO SHUT UP
Lo'Thakkon - YOO WISH DUMBO YOO AN ZR'AHGLOTH NEVA GOT ALONG
Fl'Ontalyx - YEH MAN YOO CALLED HIS MOM DUM AN HE BATTERED YOO HUR HUR
Fr'unthopal - wat i fort Fre'kloar wasnt far off winnin?
The others quickly hushed Fr'unthopal.
Fre'kloar - HUR YOR A BUNCHA LOSAS RESPECTIN DAT DUMBO. IMMA BE A MUCH BETTA LEEDA DAN HE EVER WUS YOOS SEE
Fl'Ontalyx - NOW YOOS DEFO NOT GETTIN DA ROLE
All of the Warbosses turned on Fre'kloar.
Fre'kloar - IMMA BE DA BOSS EVEN IF I HAV TA KILL YAS ALL
Everyone boss shoved him to the wall, each punching him in succession. Fre'kloar got his shanka and tried to fight back. Fre'kloar, despite his strength, couldn't take them all on.
Fre'kloar - AAARGH IF I CANT BE DA PROPA BIG BOSS DEN IMMA MAKE MA OWN LORON EMPIRE
The Warbosses laughed at his face and spit saliva all over him.
Fr'unthopal - JUS GET OUT WHILE YA STIL CAN
Fre'kloar got up, flipped off to the other Warbosses, and ran away. Thr'aloy returned.
Thr'aloy - wat a losa
Fr'unthopal - yor bak? did ya chanj ya mind?
Thr'aloy - nah I just got bak cus I forgot ma shanka heer...OI WHERES MA SHANKA
Thr'aloy looked around, and saw his prized shanka had been stolen. He picked up a pizza cutter knife,a nd used it as his new shanka.
Fr'unthopal - so man, wat we gonna do? we gonna go batta dem?
Thr'aloy - nah keep discussin da propa big boss fer now. I got a pro ta handle dis...
A boss, Knar'gank entered the room.
Thr'aloy - id like ta introduce ya to da best an oldest sneeka warboss eva. like me he didnt wanna be propa big boss fer now.
Fl'Ontalyx - OH MA DAYZ LOOK AT DAT GUY. HES CAMOFLAGED WAT DA HELL
Knar'gank simply stood there, silently.
Thr'aloy - he gonna take out all da rogue boyz dat get in da way of da propa big loron's return...
Lo'Thakkon - dats sik but why eint he talkin?
Thr'aloy - he dont need ta talk cos hes a badman hur
Knar'gank - oi Thr'aloy one of ma old mates Jol'kiar left wiv dat Fre'kloar dumbo
Fl'Ontalyx - I herd Jol'kiar wus Fre'kloars homie sinc a long time ago
Lo'Thakkon - meh man who cares
Thr'aloy - basically yeh Fre'kloar used ta moan all da time da only reeson i didnt punch him often was cos of Jol'kiar
Fr'unthopal - dont lie yoo didnt punch him cos hes jus as tuff as yoo
Lo'Thakkon - wat man Fre'kloars a wimp. is yoo callin Thr'aloy a wimp?
Thr'aloy - shut up man fre'kloars actually tuff
Fl'Ontalyx - no way man dont lie?
Thr'aloy - im serius
Fr'unthopal - how dum is dat man
Thr'aloy - ino
Knar'gank - imma get moovin now. yoo lot chat bout dat.
Thr'aloy - den dat is da start of Da Rebellion. AN WHOS DA NOO BOSS??
Da Jetpak BoyzEdit
Fre'kloar was searching around on a nearby planet with Jol'kiar.
Jol'kiar - wats up man?
Fre'kloar - hur man we will need mor boyz if we wanna make our own empire
Jol'kiar - yeh man. OI I GOT AN IDEA
Fre'kloar - WAT MAN
Jol'kiar - IF YOO IS RITE IN DAT YOO WANNA MAKE DA BES LORON EMPIRA EVA WE SHOOD UNITE DA ROGUE LORONZ EMPIREZ ENNIT?
Fre'kloar - DATS NOT A DUM IDEA MAN LETS DO IT
Jol'kiar - YEH MAN BUT WE WOODENT ALLY AL OF DEM JUS DA BIG ONES FER NOW
Fre'kloar thought for a moment, then remembered something.
Fre'kloar - I KNO WHERE TA START MAN I REMEMBA DEM DUM WARBOSSES TALKIN ABOOT A BIG ROGUE EMPIRE LED BY SOM DOOD CALLED GRATZ'KAOZ
Jol'kiar - HIM? MAN HES PROPA CRAZY I DUNNO HOW HE LIVED FER DAT LONG
Fre'kloar - WHY MAN? IS HE A BIG BOY TOO?
Jol'kiar - HES BIGGA DAN ME
Fre'kloar - WAT DA HELL DATS PROPA BIG DEN. STILL HE MUST BE OLD SO I BET HES ALL TIRED AN CANT FIGHT ANYMOR HUR HUR HUR
Jol'kiar - YOOD BE SURPRISED MAN WHY DONT WE GO TA GET SMALLA EMPIRES FIRS?
Fre'kloar - HUR MAN FINE DUNNO WHY YOOZ ALL SO SCARED OF DIS DOOD BUT FINE
Jol'kiar - ONE OF MA OLD HOMIEZ VOA'REAK HAS A PRETTY GOOD EMPIYA. WHY DONT YA TALK TA HIM?
Fre'kloar - LETS GO MAN
The two stole a Propa Big Empire ship, and flew through hyperspace to reach the Voa'reak empire.
Jol'kiar - yoo redy blud?
Fre'kloar - yeh man
The two wandered around, but were met by several Loron with jumpacks, who landed around them.
Jetpak Boyz - WHO DA HELL AR YOO?
Jol'kiar - OI I WANNA TALK TA VOA'REAK
Jetpak Boyz - GET LOST YA DUMBO
They jumped around, kicking the two, whogot up and ripped off their jetpaks.
Fre'kloar - CHEETAS
Jol'kiar - YOO LOTS ALL DUM UNLIKE YOO I CAN FLY HUR HUR HUR
The last Jetpak Boi whose jetpak had't been removed, challenged Jol'kiar to a fight in the skies. Jol'kiar accepted and flew hight to fight the Jetpak Boy.
Jetpak Boi - HUR IM DA JETPAK BOSS ROUND HEER MAN IM VOA'REAKS APPRENTICE
Jol'kiar - YOO LOOK DUM AN I BET YA MOM DOES TOO SO LETS FINISH DIS FAST I WANNA TALK TO VOA'REAK
The Jeptak Boss flew around in circles, then get behind Jol'kiar and strangled him frombehind. Jol'kiar grabbed the Boss's hands and threw him forward. The Jetpak boss crashed into the tree, and clung onto it. Jol'kiar charged into the Boss and started to punch and kick him several times.
Jetpak Boss - OH WAT DA HELL
The jetpak boss fell out of the skies, and the straps for his jetpak came off. the jetpak flew around on its own, before exloding into a firework.
Fre'kloar - ooooo i like when stoof goes boom hur hur hur
Jetpak Boss - IMMA KILL YOO BAD
The Boss tried to fly, but forgot his wings didn't work like Jol'kiar's.
Jetpak Boss - YOO CHEETA YOO GOT WINGS DAT WORK AGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
He crashed on the floor, and was unconcious. While he had the chance, Jol'kiar jumped straight and landed on his head, squashing it with his weight.
Fre'kloar - dat was sik
Jol'kiar - hur man his bones cracked from dat jump. An i see yoo battered his boyz?
Fre'kloar - yeh man when yoo remov dese jetpaks dey get all dum
Jol'kiar - i herd dat dis Voa'reak has neva lost his jetpak. he has bin wearing it for yeers man, like since he was born. neva had it off.
Fre'kloar - relly? he sure luvs flyin den
Jol'kiar - his jetpak flies way fasta dan my wings we betta be good
Fre'kloar - yeh we shuld go find him now
The two rushed into the city. Everyone was watching or paticipating 'da jetpak race gamez', so they simply walked into the stadium, and walked out on front.
Voa'reak - WHO DA HELL IS DAT DUMBO DISTURBIN DA GAME?
Fre'kloar - da hell man even deyr chikz hav jetpaks...OI WHOS CALLIN ME DUMBO YA MOM IS
Voa'reak - WAT MA WARBOSS DIDNT KILL YA? RITE IMMA DO IT MASELF
Voa'reak blew the whistle, stopping the game. Everyone joined the crowd, and Voa'reak jumped down to fight them.
Jol'kiar - OI VOA'REAK CALM DOWN MAN YOO FORGOT WHO I IS?
Voa'reak - OH YOO? OI JOL'KIAR MA HOMIE
Voa'reak gave Jol'kiar the safe sign.
Jol'kiar - SIK MAN WE HAD TA DEEL WIV YOR WARBOSSES DEY TRIED TA KILL ME AN MA HOMIE FRE'KLOAR
Voa'reak - HUR DATS MA LORON DERE ALWAYS BATTARIN WHOEVA STANDS IN YA WAY. whos dis losa tho?
Fre'kloar - I IS FRE'KLOAR MAN IM ON MA WAY TA MAKE DA BEST LORON EMPIRE DERE IS
Voa'reak - HOW?
Fre'kloar - IMMA UNITE DA ROGUE LORON EMPIRES WIV ME AS DA BOSS
Voa'reak - SIK MAN DT WOOD BE BIGGA DAN DA PROPA BIG LORON EMPIRE... BUT I SHOOD BE BOSS
Fre'kloar - SHUT UP MAN I IS DA BOSS
Voa'reak - TELL YA WAT IF WE BOF FITE DA WINNAS DA BOSS ENNIT?
Fre'kloar - FINE DEN
Voa'reak turned his jetpack on, and flew around in circles in the air, to intimidate Fre'kloar.
Fre'kloar - HUR IMMA REMOV YOR JETPAK YOOLL GET DUM
Voa'reak - NO ONES REMOVED IT IN 9 YEERS
Fre'kloar - IMMA BE DA FURST DEN
Fre'kloar jumped and grabbed onto Voa'reak. He tried to removed the jetpack, but it was screwed into his back.
Fre'kloar - DA HELL MAN DERES NO WAY TA REMOVE DIS
Voa'reak - ITS ATTACHED TO MA BODY DATS WHY NO ONES REMOVED IT
Fre'kloar started to punch Voa'reak. Voa'reak shook Fre'kloar off, and landed right next to him.
Voa'reak - YOR DUM
Fre'kloar - YA MOM
They brawled for a while, but Frekloar knocked Voa'reak to the ground. Fre'kloar started to jump on Voa'reak several time.
Voa'reak - WAT DA HELL IM MENT TA BE DA ONE DOIN DA JUMPIN??
Fre'kloar - HUR HUR HUR
Fre'kloar kicked Voa'reak in the stomach. Voa'reak, with the last of his strength, flew in the air again. Fre'kloar tried to catch him, but couldn't.
Voa'reak - NOW YOOZ LOOZ!!!!
Voa'reak tried to stomp Fre'kloar with all his strenght. However, Fre'kloar evaded in the last second, causing Voa'reak to be slammed against the ground.
Voa'reak - AAAGGGGH. FINE MAN I ADMIT DEFEET
Fre'kloar helped Voa'reak get up. The crowd all cheered for the fighting.
Voa'reak - so den. yoo got ma groop wiv ya. wat do we do now?
Fre'kloar - dunno man lets get som pizza?
Voa'reak - hur hur hur I fink imma like hangin wiv ya
The Jetpak Boyz united with Fre'kloar. However, another Warboss was watching their moves...
Mekkas and Tekkas Edit
Fre'kloar, Voa'reak and Jol'kiar met together to discuss what'd happen next.
Jol'kiar - we shuld fink wat is da next Loron empire we is gonna conqua
Fre'kloar - hmmmm dunno
Voa'reak - oi i fink I kno wat man
Jol'kiar - wat
Voa'reak - not much far frum heer deres dis groop led by dis geeky Loron named Kal'kuir. man dat guys sooooo geeky he got a load of geeky fings in his body
Fre'kloar - wat da hell
Jol'kiar got surprised.
Jol'kiar - OI KAL'KUIR??
Voa'reak - wat man yoo kno him?
Jol'kiar - YEH MAN HES PROPA HARD YEH HE BATTERED DIS BIG BOI AN ONLY JUS SURVIVED
Voa'reak - DA HELL MAN YOO MEEN HES A TUFF GEEK?
Jol'kiar - HE AINT EVEN A GEKK HE GOT DA CHIKZ TA MAKE GEEKY ROBOT PARTS TA REPLACE HIS LOST PARTS IN HIS BODY HE BARELY SURVIVED THE STOOF HE BIN IN
Fre'kloar - SO HES SUM KIND OF TERMINATA LORON?
Jol'kiar - BASICALLY YEH LETS GO GET HIM TA JOIN OR MAKE HIM HAV MOAR ROBOT PARTS HUR HUR HUR
Voa'reak - FINE DEN LETS DO IT
Fre'kloar - YEH
The three jacked a United Nations ship, took a bunch of Voa'reak's Jetpak Boyz, and headed straight for Kal'kiur's homeworld. They noticed the planet was full of Mekkas and Tekkas, unlike most other Loron worlds.
Jol'kiar - hur ya neva see mekkas or tekkas dese dayz
Fre'kloar - wats da difference between mekka an tekka by da way?
Jol'kiar - dunno no one cares
One of the Tekkas, apparently a Boss, approached the group with a giant mech suit.
Tekka Boss - OI WHO IS YOO LOT?
Fre'kloar - DA PEEPL DAT CAME TA SHUT DIS FING DOWN
Tekka Boss - WAT DA HELL
The Mekkas and Tekkas all surrounded the group.
Jol'kiar - yor all geekz who has boyz which do da tekkno stoof dats for da geekz?
Fre'kloar - yeh man chikz is for dat.
Tekka Boss - shut up man we make our own sik stoof da chikz make dum tekk
Jol'kiar - yanno da mekkas an da tekkas basically dey is fightas dat is in da loron warz yeh dey jus make da gunz an stoof an wear armor an tekkno stoof as well as work wif da chikz an da geekz
Tekka Boss - yeh cept da tekkas makes da stoof an da mekkas steel it
All the Mekkas got angry.
Mekka - SHUT UP MAN I MADE DAT SOOIT YOR WEARIN
Tekkas Boss - SHUT UP OR IMMA SMASH YA MOM
Jol'kia - YA ALL DUM GEEKZ MAN IMMA SMASH YA ALL
The Tekka Boss grabbed a large knife surrounded in electricity.
Tekka Boss - DEN IMMA SHANK YA HED WIV MA SOOPA SHANKA
Voa'reak - oi boiz... lets show dese geekz how dum dey is!!! PROPA CARNIJ BOYZ!!!!!!
Voa'reak and his Jetpak Boyz jumped down on the Tekkas and Mekkas, slicing them all up. The Mekkas and Tekkas fought off how they could. The Tekka Boss crushed several Jetpak Boyz with his robotic suit.
Tekka Boss - NOW YOOZ DIEZ
Jol'kiar lifted him up, and Voa'reak landed on the Tekka Boss. Jol'kiar, struggling, crawled out while the Tekka Boss ran up to Fre'kloar.
Jol'kiar - YOO IDIOT
Fre'kloar and the Tekka Boss wrestled, when a large blast of energy hit and sent both away.
??? - DA HELL IS GOIN ON HEER
Kal'kuir walked in, and all the Mekks and Tekks stood quiet.
Fre'kloar - hur i herd yoo had geeky part but i didnt fink yoo was dat geeky
Kal'kuir launched another beam of energy at Fre'kloar from his claw.
Kal'kuir - SHUT UP
Fre'kloar - WAT DA HELL MAN ONLY DEM KRALGIE BOYZ CAN ELECTICUTE PEEPZ?
Kal'kuir - DA KRALGIES IS A BUNCHA WANNABES
Fre'kloar - YOO MEEN YOR KRALGIE WANNABES HUR
Kal'kuir shot at Fre'kloar again.
Fre'kloar - STOP USIN DAT ELECTRIC FING MAN
Fre'kloar punched Kal'kuir in the face, smashing his left eye.
Kal'kuir - AW MAN WAT DA HELL MA BRAND NOO EYE
Fre'kloar - GONNA NEED ONE DAT DONT BREAK STOOPID
Fre'kloar ripped a bolt out of Kal'kuir, causing leeding.
Kal'kuir - OH MA DAYS MAN I NEED REPAIR IM OUTTA HEER
Kal'kuir ran away.
Voa'reak - YOR NOT GOIN ANYWHERE
Voa'reak flew with his jetpak, and landed straight on top of Kal'kuir. Kal'kuir spat, and lay there.
Kal'kuir - WAT DA HELL MAN GET OFF ME LEEV ME ALON WAT DO YA WANT WIV ME
Fre'kloar - I NEED A GEEK YEH SOMONE WHOS PROPA CLEVA AN CAN MAKE SHIPS FOR US AN TURN ALL DA STOOF WE STEEL INTO SIK STOOF. YOR BOYZ CAN MAKE DA WEPONZ AN FITE AN YOR CHIKZ CAN MAKE DA SHIPS ENNIT?
Kal'kuir - WAT MAN WHY SHULD I HELP YOO I DUNT EVEN KNO YOO
Fre'kloar - COS I JUS BATTERED YOO ITS TRADISHON TA HELP ME DUMBO
Kal'kuir - OH MA DAYS STOOPID TRADISHON...OI IS DAT JOL'KIAR OVA DERE?
Jol'kiar came forward.
Jol'kiar - WAT
Kal'kuir - YOR SO DUM MAN WHY DIDNT YOO TOLD ME YOO WERE WIV JOL'KIAR
Fre'kloar - AR YOO BLIND oh yeh yoo is cos i broke ya robot eye
Kal'kuir - YEH YOO IDIOT I WULD HAV SEEN HIM IF YOO DIDNT BREAK MA EYE but meh i suppos i need ta help ya now
Fre'kloar - OK SIK
All of the Loron slept for the night. Over the next few days, the Mekkas, Tekkas and Chikz began to work on implementing new improvements to Groop Fre'kloar's territory.
Kal'kuir - i gotta admit yor a sik boss
Fre'kloar - ino. OI WHO WE GONNA ATTAK NEX
Jol'kiar - I GOT JUS DA DOOD
A transmission was sent to Fre'kloar.
Voa'reak - who da hell is dis man
Fre'kloar - ITS ME YA DUMBO WHY YOO SENDN A TRANSMISSHON? KAL'KUIRS BOYZ MADE IT SO WE CAN TALK TA PEEPZ ON OVA PLANETS
In a screen, Gratz'kaoz appeared.
Kal'kuir - OH MA DAYS MAN ITS GRATZ'KAOZ
Jol'kiar - OI YOO?? I SWER MAN I SEE YOO TOO MANY TIMEZ
Gratz'kaoz glared at Fre'kloar.
Gratz'kaoz - OI YOO LOT. IVE BEEN WATCHIN YOO
Fre'kloar - STOP STALKIN ME
Gratz'kaoz - YOO FINK YOO CAN MAKE DA BEST LORON EMPIRE? HUR HUR HUR DUNT MAKE ME LAFF MAN. LOOK AT YOO. YOO AN ALL YOR BOYZ AR DUM. DA BEST LORON EMPIRE DERE IS IS MINE AN YOOL NEVER BE ABLE TA BEET ME ENNIT? SO YOO SHULD JUST GIV UP AN GO BAK TO YA MOM WHOS DUM BY DA WAY
Gratz'kaoz closed the transmission.
Jol'kiar - i alwayz hated him man
Voa'reak - da hell? wat da losa
Jol'kiar - anyway deres dis boss yeh hes a Big Boi but ya no da funy fing? hes so dum he keeps forgettin his name
Fre'kloar - wah man dats pretty dum
The group all laughed while they prepared themselves. They lacked normal boyz in their ranks, and without a backbone, their armies were in large disadvantage.
Jol'kiar - so peepz is we gonna attak dat dum boss I seid?
Kal'kuir - hur man ya gotta use TACTICS
Voa'reak - SHUT UP YA GEEK wait hes rite
Kal'kuir - me an anuva person wes gonna attack dat dum boss an kill dem. in da meentime, ino about dis groop of chikz dats on their own.
Fre'kloar - groop of chikz?
Jol'kiar - SIK MAN I NEED SOMONE TA FIX DA TOILET ON DESE SHIPS LETS GET DEM
Voa'reak - YEH
Fre'kloar - YEH I DUNT CARE WHO DE YAR. KAL'KUIR AN VOA'REAK YOO BOYZ DO DAT AN IMMA GO WIV JOL'KIAR TA SORT DIS BOS OUT
Kal'kuir - OK MAN
They all went off on their own to sort both the groups out. Fre'kloar landed on a desert world, and grew hungry.
Fre'kloar - da hell man I need sum pizza
They continued trodding along, and saw a mirage; it was a pool of water with pizza trees growing alongside it.
Fre'kloar - OH MA DAYS ITS A DREEM COMIN TRU
Fre'kloar jumped into the mirage's direction.
Jol'kiar - YOO IDIOT
Fre'kloar hit a rock.
Jol'kiar -COM DIS WAY MAN I SWER WHO CAN LIV ON DIS PLANET? ANYWAY EET DA FIRST BOI YA SEE
Fre'kloar - YEH MAN
They continued walking, and saw a Loron Boi. They ate hm, than carriedon until they saw a fortress.
Jol'kiar - dat boss mus be heer
Fre'kloar - he IS dum man ta liv in a place like dis
Jol'kiar - no man hes cleva all da peepz dat rty atak him get hungry
Fre'kloar - HUR IMMA EET HIM
Jol'kiar barged right into the fortress.
Jol'kiar - YOO DUMBOS BAK IN MY DAY BOYZ DIDNT RELY ON STARVIN OVA BOYZ TA DEFF COS ITS DUM
Several regular Troopas appeared.
Troopa - OI BOYZ WE GOT INVADAS
Jol'kiar - YA ONLY JUS NOTICED OH MA DAYZ YOR DUM
Troopa - YA MOM IS SHUT UP
The Troopas attacked the duo.
Fre'kloar - LUCKY VOA'REAK LENT ME SOM OF HIS BOYZ
Jetpak Boyz came crashing down on the Troopa attacking the two, while the two fought off the Troopas single handedly. Some Troopas got behind cover and fired their guns at the Jetpak Boyz.
Fre'kloar - GOOD OL KAL'KUIR WIV HIS BOYZ... MEKKAS AN TEKKAS ATTAK
The Mekkas and Tekkas arrived, with their own, more powerful weapons destroying the Troopas' cover. The Troopas panicked and ran inside the fortress again.
Fre'kloar - LOSA
Loud stepping sounds were heard coming from it. A Troopa then appeared mounted on a large desert animal.
Troopa - YOR FOOD
Fre'kloar - YA MOMS FOOD
The beast roared and tackled into the group, knocking several boyz away.
Fre'kloar - OW WAT DA HELL
Jol'kiar - HUR I HAV EXPERIENCES WIV DESE ANIMALS
Fre'kloar grabbed the beasts' tail, and pulled it onto the ground, then kicked it in the face. The beast bited Fre'kloar, shaked him then threw him at Jol'kiar. Some of the mekkas and tekkas fired at the beast, and one fired a net on the best.
Mekka - HUR DIS IS DA SIKKEST NET EVA
Tekka - SHUT UP MAN I MADE IT YOO JUS COPIED ME
The Troopa riding the beast tried to cuit it open.
Fre'kloar - DUMBO
Fre'kloar punched the troopa in the face.
Troopa - OW MAN DAT HURT
The Troopa tried to shank Fre'kloar whiel the beast tried to free itself. Fre'kloar stabbed the Troopa in the eye.
Troopa - OH MA DAYS WAT DA HELL
The Troopa fell on the ground and the beast ate him.
Jol'kiar - was dat da boss?
Fre'kloar - nah dat wus just a dum troopa. i fink da boss is comin now
A Big Boy appeared from the fortress.
Big Boy - UUHH WAT WHO IS DIS LOT
Jol'kiar - SHUT UP MAN YOR DUM
Big Boy - YA DAD IS
Jol'kiar threw one of the beasts' teeth at the Big Boy. The Big Boy grabbed the teeth and crushed it.
Big Boy - HUR HUR YOO SHULDNT TRY TA KILL...ehh....wats ma name agen?
Fre'kloar - IDIOT
Fre'kloar charged straight into the fortress, and mad eit topple over when he broke its support.
Fre'kloar - WAT KIND OF IDIOT MAKES A FORTRESS OUT OF WOOD?
Big Boy - SHUT UP MAN WOOD IS TUFF STOOF YOO MAKE ALL BUILDINS OUTTA IT
Jol'kiar - DUMBO DATS METAL NOT WOOD
Big Boy - WAT DA HELL
Fre'kloar - YOO IDIOT MAN YOO GOT DUM WIV YA AGE
Jol'kiar - AGE IS NO EXCUSE TA BE STOOPID COS IM OLD
Big Boy - HUR HUR YOR OLD
The Big Boy charged at Jol'kiar and started to punch him. Jol'kiar picked him up and chucked him on the ground.
Fre'kloar - DA ONLY REESON YOO WAS BOSS WAS COS YOO WAS SIK IN YA DAY. BUT NOW YOO AINT
Fre'kloar kicked the Big Boy.
Big Boy - DAT EINT TRU MAN I IS STILL DA BEST OF...err...wats da name of dis planet agen?
Fre'kloar - YOO WISH
Fre'kloar squashed the Big Boy's eye.
Big Boy - AAAAGGGHH MA EYE MAN I CULD SEE WELL ALREADY
The Big Boy struggled around, ended up punching the giant beast, and got eaten.
Fre'kloar - DAT WAS JUS TOO FUNNY. DIS EMPIYAS OURS NOW ENNIT?
Troopas - YEH MAN WE IS WIV YOO DAT BOSS WUS JUST TOO DUM
Fre'kloar - YEH. OI HOW DO YA USE DIS PHONE FINGY?
Jol'kiar - PRESS DA BUTTON MAN
Fre'kloar - WHICH ONE DUMBO
Jol'kiar took it and rang Kal'kuir himself.
Kal'kuir - WAT
Jol'kiar - WE GOT DA BOYZ MAN
Kal'kuir - ONLY JUS??? I HAD DA CHIKZ AGES AGO
Jol'kiar - SHUT UP MAN GETTIN CHIKZ IS EASY
Kal'kuir - WATEVA ANYWAY LETS GO BAK TO DA HOUSE FINGY
Jol'kiar - YEH SURE
They all returned to their den.
Fre'kloar - DIS IS GETTIN EASIA EVRYTIME
Voa'reak - ENNIT MAN DEM CHIKZ TRIED TA FIRE AT US WIV DEYR GUNZ BUT IT DIDNT EVEN HURT HUR HUR
Fre'kloar - HUR HUR AN IS DEY MAKIN DA SHIPZ SIK NOW?
Kal'kuir - YEH MAN WE GOT DESE LAZY PEEPZ TA WORK NOW
Jol'kiar - GOOD. NOW WAT NEX?
Fre'kloar - INO MAN HEAVY BOYZ
Voa'reak - WE ALSO NEED DEM BOOM BOYZ MAN
Fre'kloar - DEYR DA SAME FING IDIOT
Voa'reak - WAT DA HELL
Kal'kuir - WE CULD ALSO USE SOM CRAZY BOYZ
Jol'kiar - DA BOOM BOSS IS CALLED ZALK'DON I NEVA RELLY LIKED HIM MAN
Kal'kuir - WE DUNT NEED CRAZY BOYZ JUS YET DA MEKKAS CAN DO DAT
Fre'kloar - FINE DEN WE GO AFTA DIS ZALK'DON NEX TIME
Jol'kiar - KILL HIM THO
Voa'reak - YEH MAN I DUNT LIKE LEEVIN PEEPZ ALIV
Fre'kloar - SHUT UP MAN WE LEFT YOO ALIV
Voa'reak - YEH BUT YOO IS YOO MAN I IS I
Fre'kloar - DAT MAKES NO SENS
Voa'reak - SHUT UP AN LETS GET SUM PIZZA
Kal'kuir - YEH
After the Boom BoyzEdit
Fre'kloar, Jol'kiar, Voa'reak and Kal'kuir met together.
Kal'kuir - dese boom boyz gonna be tuff
Voa'reak - yeh if we stay where dey can boom us we is ded fer sure
Fre'kloar - ya stoopid wimpz
Voa'reak - ya mom
Jol'kiar - shut up fre'kloar dont be dum man
Fre'kloar - im not ein dum- WAT WAS DAT
Fre'kloar head something approaching.
Jol'kiar - WAT
Fre'kloar - SHUT UP MAN I HERD SOMFIN OI SHUT UP SO WE CAN LISSEN OUT FOR IT
They were all quiet, and could hear footsteps.
Kal'kuir - yoo heer dat? somone is stalkin
Voa'reak - yor da geek man yoo find out who
Kal'kuir - ya dads a geek shut up
Kal'kuir went off to see who was it. They all listened around, then Knar'gank crept up and grabbed Fre'kloar from behind, then threw him into the shadows. He'd managed to choke him silently, and as soon as the 3 bosses looked towards where Fre'kloar was, nothing was there.
Jol'kiar - DA HELL WAS DAT WHERES FRE'KLOAR?
Jol'kiar went off to check, then his mouth was squeezed shut. He was smashed against the wall.
Kal'kuir - good fing i invented night vision
Kal'kuir set up thermal vision, and discovered Knar'gank.
Kal'kuir - OI DA SNEEKY BOSS IS HEER
Voa'reak - I HATE SNEEKAS MAN DEYZ ALL...SNEEKY
Several other Sneak Boyz appeared from the shadows.
Knar'gank - den yor gonna reelly hate us hur hur hur
The sneaky boyz used their speed and martial arts technique to take Voa'reak out.
Voa'reak - argh man stoopid sneekas
Kal'kuir fired his electric blast at the Sneaky Boyz. The sneaky boyz jumped, and several died.
Sneeka - WAT DA HELL MAN DAT GUN REVEELS US UR SO DUM
Kal'kuir - IMMA KILL YAS DUMBOS
Kal'kuir kept firing. All of them were knocked out, except Kal'kuir, who was no where to be seen...
Kal'kuir - HUR HUR I WIN
Kal'kuir, while celebrating his glory, was grabbed from behind.
Kal'kuir - WAT DA HELL
Knar'gank - yoos neva gonna hide from a sneeka... wes da ones doin da hidin.
Kal'kuir - YAS A WIMP WAT DO YA WANT FROM US
Knar'gank - i was hired ta kill yas
Kal'kuir - DATS DUM MAN
Knar'gank - dum like ya mom
Knar'gank tried to slit Kal'kuir's throat, but Kal'kuir shook Knar'gank off before he could reach his shanka. Fre'kloar got up.
Fre'kloar - WATS GOIN ON
Kal'kuir - DERES DIS DUM SNEEKA TRYIN TA KILL US MAN
Fre'kloar - WAT DA HELL
Fre'kloar was kicked from behind, and he fell over.
Kal'kuir - IDIOT YA REALISE I HAV A THERMAL VISION FINGY I CAN FIND YOO
Kal'kuir fired his electric blast.
Knar'gank - OW
Kal'kuir - I IS GONNA KILL YOO AN WHOEVA HIRED YOO
Fre'kloar punched Knar'gank, and the two wrestled until Fre'kloar won.
Knar'gank - DUMBO YOO WIN
Fre'kloar - JOIN MA EMPIYA
Kal'kuir - NAH MAN WE SHULD KILL HIM
Fre'kloar - SHUT UP MAN SNEEKAS IS GONNA HELP US OUT REEL GOOD AGENST DEM BOOM BOYZ
Kal'kuir - WAT DA HELL DATS DUM...no wait yor rite
Jol'kiar and Voa'reak got up. They all got back together in their den, now taking Knar'gank, to discuss.
Voa'reak - WHO HIRED YOO DUMBO
Knar'gank simply stood there with his back against the wall, and said nothing.
Fre'kloar - how bout da sneekas yeh dey go in an weeken all da boom boyz den we all go in for a propa hard attak? also knar'gank yoo assassinate dat zalk'don
Voa'reak - yeh dats a good plan BUT I WANTED TA KNO WHO WANTED TA KILL US
Knar'gank - thr'aloy dur
Fre'kloar - WAT DA HELL DAT DUMBO? HUR HES JELUS OF ME
Knar'gank - INO ENNIT
Jol'kiar - SO LETS DO DIS MAN
Fre'kloar - YEH
They all landed on the planet. As agreed, the sneekas left off into the jungle...
Knar'gank - yoo boyz take out da guards an take out dere ammo. imma go fer da boss
Sneeka - ok man
The sneekas snapped the patrols' necks, then set remote controlled explosives on the ammunition storage huts.
Knar'gank - oi im in position lets do dis
Voa'reak - sik i bin waitin ages
Some Boom Boyz approached the huts.
Boom Boy - OI MAN SHUT UP I NEED SUM AMMO
They walked in, and suddenly, the huts blew up, killing them. They blew up around the camp.
Fre'kloar - HUR HUR I LIKE WHEN DEY GO BOOM
Voa'reak's jetpak boyz landed right in the middle of the Boom Fortress. The Boom Boyz concentrated on the flying Jetpak Boyz comign down on them, and didn't notice the huge swarm of Boyz heading straight for them, or the Mekkas and Tekkas' electric guns attacking the reminders.
Voa'reak - HUR HUR DIS EASY MAN
Zalk'don walked out of his huge hut at the top of the fortress.
Zalk'don - YOOS GONNA GET-
He was stabbed in the back, his spine torn.
Zalk'don - ...blown...up...
He fell, landing right on the ground, lifeless. Knar'gank stood where he was.
Knar'gank - OI WE'RE YA BOSSES NAO
Jol'kiar - well dat wus prtty bland but meh WE GOT DA BOOMAS
Fre'kloar - INO ENNIT? LETS GET BAK TO DA HQ MAN
They all returned to Fre'kloar's hideout.
Kal'kuir - OI MAN WE'RE GETTIN A TRANSMISSION
Voa'reak - WAT NOW
A random Loron Big Boss appeared on screen.
Big Boss - hey man
Jol'kiar - WHOS YOO
Big Boss - im da Big Boss Mohaka man an i wanted ta join yor groop its propa sik an gettin propa big reel fast man can my empire join?
Fre'kloar - safe man sure
Kal'kuir - see man wes gettin influent we dunt even need ta fight ta get mor peepz
Big Boss - ino ennit? we is first in da queue of empiyas dat wanna join yoo
Fre'kloar - hur hur I wanna rub dis ova Gratz'kaozs face sumtime
Big Boss - deres like 45 in da queue an its growin b ut da moar planets ya get quickly da moar peepz dats gonna join hur
The next day...
Norol - Wake up Fre'kloar! Good news!
Fre'kloar - WOAH WAT MAN WAT DO YA WANT
Norol - Not only has the empire got control of 2,000 colonies so far and growing, but we've finished work on your personal flagship!
Fre'kloar - wait wait wait yoo meen I got ma own krooza?
Norol - Yeah, and we've got all your favourite weapons on it.
Fre'kloar - DATS SIK MAN I WANNA SEE IT
The Norol showed Fre'kloar his 1.5km long Propa Big Rogue Krooza, complete with bomz, gunz, plasma gunz, slots for customization and painted Fre'kloar's favourite colours blue and black.
Fre'kloar - SIKKEST KROOZA EVA MAN I GOTTA SHOW DIS TO JOL'KIAR AN DA REST OF DA LOT
Norol - No, first you've got to accept 150 more empires into Da Rogue Boyz.
Fre'kloar - WAT DA HELL MAN WHY CANT I SHOW IT TO MA HOMIES DATS DUM
Norol - Because there's... oh, now 175, empires that want to join. I can accept them for you while you show ithe krooza off?
Fre'kloar - OH YEH YOO DO DAT I JUST WANNA KNO WHOS IN CHARGE OF ALL DESE EMPIYAS LATA
Norol - You, of course!
Fre'kloar - I MEEN DA BOSSES OF DESE EMPIYAS MAN I WANT TO KNO WHO DEY IS
Norol - Oh. Yeah I'll give you their names later, they'll be Big Boss to which you'll be Propa Big Boss.
The Norol began to walk away.
Norol - Oh, and by the way?
Fre'kloar - WAT
Norol - The name's Rel'larutina. I'll be one of your personal helpers from now on.
Fre'kloar - K
Jol'kiar and the others arrived.
Jol'kiar - WAT DID YA WANNA SHOW?
Fre'kloar - OI PEEPZ CHEK MA SIK NOO KROOZA
They all saw the Propa Big Rogue Krooza.
Jol'kiar - SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIK
Fre'kloar - ENNIT? I IS DA DRIVA I DONT WANT YOO LOT SCRATCHIN IT
Jol'kiar - NO AN OI IS DAT GONNA BE WHER WE MEET UP AN LIV AN STOOF NAO? FORGET DIS HUT MAN ITS TINY
Fre'kloar - YEH MAN DATS A SIK IDEA GOOD FING I HAD IT
Jol'kiar - YOO IDIOT YOO NEVA HAD IT
They all went to Fre'kloar's ship, where they slept that night.
Da Biggast Dere IsEdit
After a couple of the months, Groop Fre'kloar consistently grew in thousands of systems.
Fre'kloar - MAN I NEVA FORT WED BE DIS BIG
Jol'kiar - TA BE HONEST MAN I FOUT YOO WUS GONNA DAI IN DA FIRST WEEK IM PROPA IMPRESSED
Fre'kloar - EXACTLY MAN WE DON SIK NO LORONZ EVA ACCHIEVED DIS
Rel'larutina walked in.
Rel'larutina - Have you been paying any attention to other news around Ottzello?
Fre'kloar - noos? wat noos?
Rel'larutina - Well, the Propa Big Loron Empire is defeated, explaining why so many are now joining you, Fre'kloar. The United Nations of Ottzello is dying, not just thanks to Da Boyz.
Fre'kloar - DEYZ DED? HUR HUR HUR DAT WULDNT HAV HAPPENED IF DEY LET ME B DEYR BOSS. HOW DID DEY DAI ANYWAY?
Rel'larutina - The Kralgon Invasion Force enslaved them.
Kal'kuir stepped forward.
Kal'kuir - its sik ta kno dat but wat if da kralgies decide ta target US NEX?
Rel'larutina - From the man I've been communicatng with, Falrik Zaarkhun, the Emperor's busy. He didn't see anyone besides Da Propa Big Loron Empire as a threat.
Fre'kloar - HES DUM DEN MA EMPIYA IS A BIGGA THRET DAN DOSE LOSAS
Rel'larutna - He'll see in time, when we grow... But either way, I reckon when we're too big, we should evacuate to a part of the Milky Way.
Fre'kloar - wat for man wes safe heer in dis oonivers
Rel'larutina - In the Milky Way, only the DCP could bother us, who won't care. They're not technically enemies.
Jol'kiar - HUR HUR GRIMBY BONES MAKE FINE CRAKIN SOUNDZ
Rel'larutina - That too.
Fre'kloar - fine den we do dat...BUT I WANNA GROW MORE MAN WHO IS WE GONNA CONQUA TODAY?
Rel'larutina - There is one guy...
Voa'reak - WHO MAN
Rel'larutina - Da Propa Big Boss Mal'Kab, who has an empire that rivals yours. Stopping him would hugely spread your influence.
Knar'gank - hur hur hur we got our noo targit
Fre'kloar - nah man i wanna beet him up not hav yoo assassinate him
Knar'gank - imma assassinate his boyz den
Fre'kloar - sur
Jol'kiar - SO MAN LETS GO
Over in Mal'Kab's HQ...
Mal'Kab - oi man gimme da situashon
Boy - OI MAN ONE OF DA GEEKZ TOLD ME DERES A KROOZA AN SUM MOR SHIPS GOIN TA ATTAK US
Mal'Kab - A MASSIV KREW???
Boy - YEH MAN ITS FROM GROOP FRE'KLOAR DAT LOSA
Mal'Kab - HUR IMMA GET IN MA KROOZA AN LAND IN HIS AN FITE HIM
Boy - YEH MAN YOOS DA BEST
Back in Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza...
Fre'kloar - WEZ APPROACHIN DEM MAN.. WAT DA HELL DEY GOT DERE OWN KROOZA
Kal'kuir - SEEMS LIKE DEY FOUND US BUT MEH LETS KILL DEM
Fre'kloar - DERE KROOZAS TINY COMPARED TA MINE
Voa'reak - IMMA FIRE DA BOMZ
Fre'kloar - GO AHED
Voa'reak pressed some buttons and a missile was launched into the enemy krooza's direction. The missile was an antimatter missile, and cracked a huge hole in Mal'Kab's ship. Over in his ship...
Loron Mekka - YOO IDIOT WHY DIDNT YOO INSTALL DA SHEELDS?
Mal'Kab - COS IT DOESNT DO NUFFIN MAN
Norol - It would protect us from damage!
Mal'Kab - WAT DA HELL WHY DIDNT YA TELL ME?
Norol - I did, but you were too busy eating pizza!
Mal'Kab - SHUT UP IT WAS TASTY AN LOOK NOW DA SHIPS FALLIN APART
Loron Boy - OH MA DAYS WAT DO WE DO
Mal'Kab - DUNNO MAN GET ME IN MA JET
Mal'Kab got in his starfighter, and flew over to Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza.
Kal'kuir - OI DA ENEMY BOSSS RITE OUTSIDE
Fre'kloar - LEEV HIM ALONE TILL HE GETS HEER
Knar'gark - hur dats borin
Fre'kloar - jus let him com heer an fite me
The warbosses all waited until Ma'Kab arrived.
Mal'Kab - YOR DUM
Fre'kloar - YA MOMS MOM
Mal'Kab punched Fre'kloar but was grabbed from behind by Knar'gank.
Fre'kloar - I TOLD YA I WANTED TA FITE MASELV MAN LET HIM GO
Knar'gank - YOR DUM
Knar'gank let go of Mal'Kab. Fre'kloar punched Mal'Kab in the face several times.
Mal'Kab - MAN YOR STRONG
Mal'Kab tried to headbutt Fre'kloar, who dodged as Mal'Kab hit te wall. Fre'kloar punched him in the side.
Fre'kloar - I IS DA BEST MAN
After a few more minutes of fighting, Fre'kloar killed Mal'Kab.
Jol'kiar - dat wus sik
Fre'kloar - ennit man his whole empiyas mine
A few hours later...
Rel'larutina - Fre'kloar the queue for empires who want to join...
Fre'kloar - yeh?
Rel'larutina - An unprecedented 1,500.
Jol'kiar - hur most of dem only has one planet
Voa'reak - woah man dats a propa big numba
Fre'kloar - ennit? deres only like... how many loron empires eva?
Rel'larutina - At least 10,000.
Jol'kiar - dats like...erm...one...too...tree...MORE DAN A DOZEN MAN
Rel'larutina facepalmed, which for a spider, looks weird.
Fre'kloar - I TOLD YA MAN MA EMPIYA IS DA BEST DERE IS
Jol'kiar - lets go ta sleep man im tired
The following day...
Rel'larutina - You've got another transmission.
Fre'kloar - WHO DARES TA CONTACT GROOP FRE'KLOAR...hur hur hur I always wanted ta say dat
Gratz'kaoz - YOR DUM ROGUE BOYZ IS DA STOOPIDEST IDEA EVA
Gratz'kaoz appeared in a screen. The warbosses were also startled by his sight. He seemed very angry.
Fre'kloar - OH MA DAYZ YOO AGEN
Gratz'kaoz - IM NOT JOKIN MAN ITS NEVA GONNA WORK YA LOSA
Fre'kloar - IS YOO DUM MAN I GOT DA BIGGAST EMPIYA DERE IS
The warbosses all did "shut up" signs, desperated.
Gratz'kaoz - MINES GONNA BE BIGGA WEN I CRUSH YORS
Fre'kloar - OH YEH? HOW DO YA HOP TA DO DAT?
Grtz'kaoz - MA MASSIV KREWS ALREDY HEDIN STRAIGHT FOR YA
Fre'kloar - WAT DA HELL
Gratz'kaoz - HUR
The warbosses all jumped. Jol'kiar smacked Fre'kloar.
Jol'kiar - YOO IDIOT YOO UNLESHED GRATZ'KAOZ ON US
Fre'kloar - SO?
Jol'kiar - YOO FORGOT WHOS GRATZ'KAOZ MAN?
Kal'kuir - GRATZ'KAOZ IS COMIN? OH MA DAYZ WE IS GONNA DAI MAN
Voa'reak - I DUNT WANNA DAI MAN I HAVENT GOT SIK WINGS YET
Knar'gank - blud r u dum? yoo hav any idea how tuff Gratz'kaoz is?
Gratz'kaoz laughed maniacly.
Gratz'kaoz - SAY BAI BAI TO YOR GROOP FRE'KLOAR. CUS I IS GONNA GET YA. WHEN WHEN I DO IMMA EET YOR BRAINS OUT WIV YOO STILLL ALIV WATCHIN!!!!!
Gratz'kaoz closed the transmission. Fre'kloar and his warbosses all stood quiet. They were going to face their biggest challenge yet...Gratz'kaoz himself...
The Final BattleEdit
Everyone got into the main bridge of Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza.
Kal'kuir - i worked propa hard on dis wiv da chikz ta make yoo somfin speshul Fre'kloar.. we mite hav ta say goodbai ta it
Fre'kloar - why man
Kal'kuir - DUR COS OF GRATZ
Fre'kloar - NAH MAN WE WILL WIN
Jol'kiar - DA STOREES SAY HE CAN TEAR APART KROOZAS WIV HIS ANGA AN HIS STRENGF
Voa'reak - HUR HUR I HERD HE CAN BLOW A CITY WIV A ROAR MAN
Jol'kiar - HES PROPA CRAZY LIKE DA CRAZIEST LORON YOO EVA SAW
Rel'larutina stepped out.
Rel'larutina - Do you perhaps need tactics?
Fre'kloar - I NEED EVERYFING MAN
Rel'larutina - Then there's one last thing I must show you.
Fre'kloar - WAT
A globe with a robotic eye in the cieling moved right over to them, and stuck its 'neck' out towards them.
Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza's Geek - Oh, hi there, big bug thing and friends.
Fre'kloar - DA HELL IS DAT MAN
Rel'larutina - An AI.
Kal'kuir - WOAH MAN DATS SIK
Fre'kloar - YOO KIDDIN? DATS STOOPID
Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza's Geek - You need to think of a good name for me. Because, Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza's Geek doesn't sound very catchy.
Voa'reak - WHY DO WE NEED MOR GEEKZ MAN
Rel'larutina - It'll help you out a lot. As in, it can drive the ship for you, for a start, and come up with battle tactics.
Fre'kloar - HUR I NAME IT DA PROPA BIG ROGUE GEEK
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Wow. I'm touched. You actually named me.
Jol'kiar - WE IS GONNA NEED MOR DAN A GEEK TA SURVIVE A MASSIV CREW FROM GRATZ'KAOZ. WE NEED TA GATHA DA BOYZ
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - WAY ahead of you...
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek showed them a screen, showing all of Da Kroozas in an enormous defensive fleet.
Voa'reak - wat dats fast
Rel'larutina - Which is why Geekz are good.
Fre'kloar - nah deyz dum BUT STILL WHEN IS GRATZ'KAOZ GONNA ARRIVE MAN
Jol'kiar - HES OFFEN SPENDIN AGES YELLIN AN SCARIN HIS BOYZ INTO MAKIN A MASSIV KREW WE GOT A FEW MOAR MINITS I REKON
Da Propa Big Rogue Greek - Yes.
Fre'kloar - BOYZ IF WE IS GONNA DAI TODAY BE SURE TA AT LEAST KILL LOADS OF DUMBOS YEH?
Jol'kiar - I WANNA DIE KNOWIN DAT IVE KILLED MOAR PEEPL DAN EVA IN MY LIFE. BUT EEVA WAY WEN YA DIE FITIN IT DONT COUNT.
Voa'reak - I EINT DYIN IM GONNA KILL DEM ALL AN GROW UP AN GET SIK WINGS
Kal'kuir - AN IM GONNA GROW UP TA MAKE DA SIKKEST GUN EVA
Fre'kloar - HUR MAN GRATZ'KAOZS GONNA BE SORRY FER ATTAKIN US WE WILL SHOW HIM WHOS DA BEST DERE IS
Jol'kiar sighed to himself.
Jol'kiar - boyz i got a storee i relly shood tell ya
Kal'kuir - wats dat?
Jol'kiar - i used ta be one of Gratz'kaoz' warbosses
Voa'reak - wat
Jol'kiar - yeh i was like his best warboss eva den we didnt get along very well
Fre'kloar - wat happened?
Jol'kiar - he was bein propa crazy man i swer Kal'kuir - I keep heerin hes crazy man but how crazy?
Jol'kiar - im not jokin he actually ate evryone in dis villij cos dey woodent giv him pizza
Fre'kloar - da hell?
Jol'kiar - enit? an he blew up dis planet one day cos he got mad at dis person. he also eets his slaves ta relees anga
Voa'reak - dats crazy even fer a Loron man
Jol'kiar - exactly. so i left him an joined da propa big loron empiya. dey neva let me be a warboss cos of dat so i had to work wiv Fre'kloar.
Fre'kloar - den we became best homies ennit
Jol'kiar - dats rite man. an now I gotta kill da doodI helped make strong
Voa'reak - yoo fink hes tuffer dan da propa big boss? wats his name agen? zr'ahgloth or sumfing?
Jol'kiar - i dunno man he always used ta talk bout da propa big boss about how he dremt of killin him
Fre'kloar - zr'ahgloths ded nao hur hur hur
Kal'kuir - no he aint wat ya on about?
Fre'kloar - i fort da kralgie boyz killed him??
Kal'kuir - no dey neva?? dey jus enslaved him???
Fre'kloar - oh. dat meens dat as a dood hes ded hur hur hur
Voa'reak - im gettin nervous man wheres Gratz'Kaoz
Suddenly the ship shook.
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Oh yay. We finally get to fight. The deflector shields are all activated, blah blah blah... I'll shoot a few antimatter missiles that I installed.
Kal'kuir - how can a geek install stoof man
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Well I directed the installing... Anyway, there he is.
The screen showed Da Gratz'kaoz Krooza.
Fre'kloar - DA HELL MAN DERE FLEETZ BIGGA DAN OURS
Jol'kiar - SEND DA BOYZ MAN WE CANT LET DEM OVERWELM US
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - You idiot, we need to send ships, not boyz. Boyz is for land battles.
Jol'kiar - DATS WAT I MENT. AN DONT YA DARE CALL ME IDIOT AGEN OR IMMA SMASH YA
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Wow. I am so scared.
Fre'kloar - SEND DA SHIPS WE WAIT BEHIND HEER AN FIRE DA MASSIV CANNONZ
Groop Fre'kloar's kroozas engaged Groop Gratz'kaoz' in full force.
Kal'kuir - OI MAN WE IS LOSA LOADS OF SHIPS MAN
Groop Fre'kloar's ships were mostly beinglost, as they were massively overrun despite having greater firepower.
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - I have a plan.
The ship began tp steer away from the combat.
Fre'kloar - WAT DA HELL MAN WES NOT SUPPOSED TA RUN AWAY
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - No. Gratz'kaoz, being a psycho path, will follow us to the planet. From there, you can properly engage him, while I run off nd get reinforcements.
Jol'kiar - YEH ITS BETTA FER US TA FITE HIM ON LAND
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Exactly.
The ship jumped into sub space, and flew off to the nearest planet. In Gratz' Krooza...
Gratz'kaoz - YOO ENT GETTIN AWAY DAT EESY
Gratz'kaoz ordered the ship to follow.
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek -I wish there was some relay that could allow proper, more stable sub space travel than this, one I could talk to, as it would be cold like me...
Fre'kloar - hur cos yoos a lona yoo need somone ta talk too
Voa'reak - hur melodramatic geek
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Yawn. I wish you came out with intelligent responses.
Voa'reak - SHUT UP GEEK
Da Propa Big Rogue geek - Oh hey, we're here.
The ship dropped them off, then left looking for reinforcements. They landed on a snowy planet, full of mountains, and arrived on the nearest hill.
Jol'kiar - dats it boyz. da big moment.
Fre'kloar - yeh. brace yaselvs.
All of the other Loron Boyz came out of their huts for battle.
Boyz - WES GONNA STAY WIV YA TILL DA END
Fre'kloar - SIK MAN YOR AWSUM
They could see the ship in the sky, as it dropped off huge hordes of Boyz, with a massive Loron leading them. It was Gratz'kaoz.
Voa'reak - OH MAN HES EVEN BIGGA IN PERSON
Fre'kloar - YOO KNO DA DRILL
All the Warbosses accompanying Gratz'kaoz suddenly dropped dead while charging.
Fre'kloar - HUR GOOD OL KNAR'GANK
Gratz'kaoz searched around for his bosses.
Gratz'kaoz - DA HELL IS GOIN ON
Fre'kloar, meanwhile, turned to his boyz.
Fre'kloar - KNAR'GANKS BOYZ KILLED DEM YA SEE DEYZSENDN SECH PARTIES INTO DA WOODS LOOKIN FOR HIM? IDIOTS MA DATS DA STOOPIDEST PLACE TA LOOK FOR A SNEEKA COS YOOZ NEVA GONNA COM OUT
Jol'kiar - DATS GONNA HELP MASSIVLY. OI VOA'REAK YOO KNO WAT TA DO GO FIRS AN GET DEM ALL STOPPIN AN ALL WORRIED FROM YO AN YAJETPAK BOYZ JUS JUMP ON DEM
Voa'reak - YEH SURE
Voa'reak, incredibly nervous, activated his jetpak and all fo his boyz landed striaght on Gratz'kaoz' boyz. Several Boi Gangz had to stop to fight Voa'reak, while Kal'kuir stepped out, with his boomas and mekkas to fire huge weapons at the boyz.
Gratz'kaoz - GAHHH NO ONE STOPS ME WIV GUNZ
Gratz'kaoz ran around, through woods, and ripped every tree he banged into to get to Fre'kloar.
Fre'kloar - dis is it...
Gratz'kaoz - FRE'KLOAR!!!! NOW I IS GONNA CRUSH YAS
The two stepped out, having a cowboy stare off.
Fre'kloar - I BEEN WAITIN LONG FER DIS
Gratz'kaoz - DUNT YA WORRY. IMMA KILL YA FAST AN PAINFULLY
Jol'kiar - YOO!!!
Gratz'kaoz - WELL IF EINT JOL'KIAR. BIGGAST LOSA OF ALL TIME
The stare-off was now between Gratz and Jol.
Jol'kiar - YOO CANT TALK YOO USED TA BE DA BEST BOSS EVA DAN YOO GOT ALL CRAZY
Gratz'kaoz - I IS STILL DA BEST EVA. I HAVE DA BIGGEST MASSIV CREW DERE IS AN DA BEST LORON EMPIYA OF ALL. AN I EINT LETTIN YOO AN YOR GAYFISH FRIEND GET IN MA WAY
Jol'kiar - YOR AN IDIOT MAN YOR SO CRZI YA KILLED MA DAD
Gratz'kaoz - SHUT UP MAN I AM YOR DAD YOO DUMBO
Jol'kiar - wat?
Gratz'kaoz - jus kiddin. HUR HUR HUR HIS EYES TASTD GOOD THO
Jol'kiar - YOO LOSA
Gratz'kaoz - OI I SHULD ALSO TELL YA ANUVA FING DA MAKES ME BETTA DAN YOO
Jol'kiar - WAT
Gratz'kaoz's hands were surrounded by a dark energy. Dark Gyronic energy.
Gratz'kaoz - I HAS POWAS
Jol'kiar - WAT DA HELL???
Gratz'kaoz - YEH MAN I MET DIS DOOD YEH
Jol'kiar - WHO?
Gratz'kaoz - DIS BOI CALLED TUOLOG HES SAFE
Jol'kiar - WAT DA HELL
Fre'kloar - DAT EXPLAINS WHY HES ALL CRAZI MAN
Voa'reak - DA HELL IS DAT MAN
Fre'kloar - OI GET BAK TO DA BATTLES VOA
Voa'reak - HUR MAN I CANT HELP BUT WATCH
Voa'reak went back to the battle.
Gratz'kaoz - deyr heer ta watch ya painful deff
Kal'kuir - SHUT UP MAN YA MOMS DUM
Fre'kloar - YOO GET BAK TO DA BATTLES AS WELL
Kal'kuir - FINE FINE SOZ
Jol'kiar and Gratz' eyes narrowed, in cowboy fashion.
Gratz'kaoz - SO LOSA READY TA DIE? YOO BETTA HOPE ROZ'TAH'FLOK HAS MERCY OF YA
Jol'kiar - IM NOT REDY TA DIE COS IM NOT GONNA
Gratz'kaoz - HUR HUR HUR YOR FUNNY MAN IMMA MISS YA FACE. NAH WAIT I WONT IMMA ADD IT TO DA HED STIK I GOT IN MA KROOZA
Gratz'kaoz charged forward
Gratz'kaoz - DIIIIIE- WAT
Gratz'kaoz slipped on a banana, and rolled down into a boom boy
Gratz'kaoz - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
There was a huge explosion.
Jol'kiar - is dat it?
Gratz'kaoz came back up again.
Gratz'kaoz - no cors not man blud r u dum?
Fre'kloar - hur dat just proov how dum yoo is. wat da hells a banana doin heer anyway on dis icy planet
Gratz'kaoz - RITE NOW IM REEL MAD
Gratz'kaoz ran forward...
Gratz'kaoz - DIIE- OH WAIT
Gratz'kaoz tip toed over the banana, blew a sigh of relief, and charged again, knocking Fre'kloar intoa tree.
Fre'kloar - AAAGH MAN DAT WAS DA HARDEST TACKLE EVA
Jol'kiar - WAT DID I TELL YOO HES PROPA SCARY
Gratz'kaoz picked Jol'kiar up, spun him around, and chucked him onto the banana.
Jol'kiar - OH MA DAYS HOW DUM IS DIS
Jol'kiar got up, tripped, and slammed into a rock.
Fre'kloar - YA LOSA
Fre'kloar hit Gratz'kaoz in the back of his head, but it simply hurt his hand.
Gratz'kaoz - I IS INVICIBL DUMBOS
Fre'kloar - DA HELL MAN HIS SKINS HARDA DAN STEEL
Jol'kiar - SO DA ROOMAS TROO
Gratz'kaoz - DIIIIE woah wait time out a sec deres somfin rong
Fre'kloar - wat now man
Gratz'kaoz - if yoos ment ta defeet me an take ova from me den yoos ment ta do it yaself its tradishon
Jol'kiar - hur dese dum tradishions always steel da fun
Jol'kiar walked off, and watched the battle from a tree.
Gratz'kaoz - dats betta. NOW DAI
Gratz'koz charged forward, stopped, tiptoed over the banana, and tried to headbutt Fre'kloar, who dodged. Gratz'kaoz hit a tree, which he knocked down. Fre'kloar punched and kicked Gratz'kaoz's back the fastest and strongest he could. Gratz'kaoz shook him of off, an kicked him away.
Gratz'kaoz - not bad ya quite strong BUT NOWHER NEER AS STRONG AS ME
Fre'kloar grabbed a tree torn down by Gratz'kaoz and tried to beat him up with it. Gratzkoz took several hard knocks, and it was snapped when it smashd on his head.
Gratz'kaoz - da trees on dis planet actually hurt yanno
Fre'kloar - DEYZ SUPPOSED TA KILL YAS
Fre'kloar grabbed another tree.
Gratz'kaoz - TWO CAN PLAY AT DAT GAME
Grat'kaoz grabed his owntree, and they began a sword fight... only with trees. Fre'kloar's tree was threw away, and Gratz'kaoz tried to smash him with it. Fre'kloar snapped it by punching it with his fists.
Fre'kloar - HUR MAN YOR A LOT MOR TUFF DAN I TOUG DIS GONNA BE HARD
Gratz'kaoz - YOR A LOSA I SWER YOO DIDNT KNO NUFFIN BOUT MAN AN YOO TRYIN TA FITE ME
Gratz'kaoz picked up a massive boulder.
Gratz'kaoz - DIS FALLS ON YA HED IT COOD SMASH YA
Fre'kloar - SHUT UP MAN DATS DUM
Fre'kloar made a snowball and threw it at Gratz'kaoz's eyes
Gratz'kaoz - DA HELL
Gratz'koz dropped the boulder, and it crashed. There was a huge rubling...
Fre'kloar - DA HELL MAN AVALANCH
Grtz'kaoz - SHHHH ya dont screem wen deres an avalanche
Fre'kloar - shut up man yoo eint no boos of me
Jol'kiar - hes rite yanno
Fre'kloar - wat man how dums dat
Gratz'kaoz - no,.. YA RAP DA AVALANCHE RAP!!!!! AVALANCHE IS BEST, AVALANCHE IS BAD, AVALANCHE IS GONNA CRASH AN MAKE YOO SAD!!!!
Gratz'kaoz, with his loud rapping, caused the avalanche.
Fre'kloar - OH MA DAYS YOO DUMBO
Gratz'kaoz - WOOPS. HUR GOOD LUK DERE
Gratz'kaoz flew off the avalanche's path.
Fre'kloar - NOOOOOOOO
Fre'kloar and Jol'kiar hugged.
Jol'kiar - OI MAN I CAN FLY TOO
Jol'kiar flew off the alavanche with Fre'kloar. Jol'kiar, however, didn't have wings as powerful as Gratz'; his wings froze, and he fell back down. The avalanche was still coming...
Fre'kloar - JOL'KIAR, I GOT SOM LAST WORDS FOR YA
Jol'kiar - WAT MAN
Fre'kloar - YOO WAS DA BES MENTOR EVA
Jol'kiar - FRE'KLOAR I GOT SOM LAST WORDS... I WASDA ONE WHO ATE YA PIZZA LAS NITE
Fre'kloar - ...WAT DA HELL MAN IM BEIN NICE AN YOO DID DAT YOR SO DUM
Fre'kloar and Jol'kiar both shut their eyes as the avalanche approached. Soon, they opened them again, and were flying, right over freezing water.
Voa'reak - YOO THREE AR HEVY MAN I SWER LOOS WEIGHT
Fre'kloar - VOA'REAK MAN YOO SAVED US
Jol'kiar - SIK MAN YOR AWSUM
Gratz'kaoz flew behind Voa'reak, launching Dark Gyronic blasts at him.
Knar'gank - HUR MAN I FORGOT AVALANCHES AR DA ONE FING YOO CANT HIDE FROM
Gratz'kaoz - YOO EINT ESCAPIN ME
Voa'reak - YA MOM
Voa'reak flew around in circles.
Fre'kloar - OI WHERS KAL'KUIR???
Kal'kuir got on the edge of the cliff, and waved at them.
Kal'kuir - HUR MAN MA CYBORG PARTS IS HOT ENUFF TA BURN DA SNOW DAT WAS ABOUT TA HIT ME. ANYWAYZ YOR BOYZ AR MOSTLY FINE BUT GRATZ' BOYZ IS ALL DED
Gratz'kaoz - SAY WAT?
Gratz'kaoz launched a blast at Kal'kuir's direction.
Kal'kuir was hit, and fell to the floor.
Fre'kloar - YOR GONNA PAY FOR DAT
Fre'kloar shot Gratz'kaoz with a pistol, but the shot did no damage.
Gratz'kaoz - HUR HUR HUR WIMP
Kal'kuir got up.
Kal'kuir - AIM FER HIS WINGS
Voa'reak - I... CANT... HOLD... ON... MUCH... LONGA...
Jol'kiar handed over Fre'kloar his bullets.
Jol'kiar - dis shots gonna matta to ya mor dan any ova shot eva. ya undastand?
Fre'kloar - YEH
Jol'kiar - DEN SHOOT A AIM FER DA WINGZ HELL FALL IN DA ICE WATA BELOW
Fre'kloar aimed, and shot several times, hitting Gratz'kaoz's wings.
Gratz'kaoz - AAAAAGHH!!!!!!
Gratz'kaoz fell into the water, and stayed there. Voa'reak crashed, but right next to Kal'kuir.
Kal'kuir - woah peepz is yoo ok?
Fre'kloar - I... DID IT MAN!!!!!!!!!
Voa'reak - urrrh ma hed hurtz
Jol'kiar - wah...did it work?
They all looked, and saw Gratz'kaoz rise from the water.
Gratz'kaoz - I GONNA GET YOO NAO!!!!!!!
Fre'kloar - OH MA DAYS JUST DIE ALREADY
He hopped on the ice around there, and climbed up the clif, onl for Fre'kloar to kick him back down.
Fre'kloar - he betta be ded
He arose from the water again...
Fre'kloar - OH MA DAYZ... oh wait look
Gratz'kaoz was in an ice cube.
Knar'gank - hur hur hur he got frozen
Voa'reak flew down and lifted the ice cbe up, which Fre'kloar smashd. Gratz'kaoz, finally, was dead. Fre'kloar saw Gratz'kaoz's mechanic jaw on the floor and took it.
Fre'kloar - DIS WILL BE A NICE TROPHY YEH
Jol'kiar - EEEE MAN ITS FROZEN
Fre'kloar held it next to Kal'kuir until it was unfrozen.
Fre'kloar - it eint anymor hur hur hur
Jol'kiar - hur. BUT ANYWAY DAT WAS PROPA SIK MAN
Voa'reak - HELL YEH MAN still do loos weigt
Fre'kloar - SHUT UP MAN ALL MA WEIGHT IS MUSCLES
Jol'kiar pinched Fre'kloar's flab hanging out.
Jol'kiar - yeh... sure
They all laughed.
Kal'kuir - lets go bak to da krooza
They all got back to Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza.
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - Oh, look. I bet you're celebrating. That space battle wasactually challenging. Anyway, you have a queue of 20,000 Loron empires wanting to join, nd it grows every few seconds.
Fre'kloar - I BET DEYZ ALL "WOAH MAN YOO BEET GRATZ'KAOZ IM DEFO JOININ YA"
Da Propa Big Rogue Geek - That's basically the only content of their messages, yes.
Voa'reak - hur dey found out whos da best
Fre'kloar hugged Voa'reak.
Fre'kloar - FANKS SOOOOO MUCH FER SAVIN US MAN
Voa'reak - ey! EY! HAND OFF DA JETPAK...but yeh safe man
Fre'kloar got off, just to hug Knar'gank.
Fre'kloar - IF IT WERENT FOR YOO DEN ID HAV A BIGGA PROBLEM FANKS FER GETTIN RID OF DEM OVA BOSSES MAN YOO BORT US TIME
Knar'gank - yeh man safe now quit it yor crushin me
Fre'kloar got off, and hugged Kal'kuir.
Fre'kloar - YOR DA BEST GEEK EVA YOR FINKIN SAVED US ALL
Kal'kuir - IM NOT A GEEK but yeh safe man no prob
Fre'kloar got off.
Fre'kloar - AN FINALLY
Fre'kloar hugged Jol'kiar.
Fre'kloar - YOO BIN WIV ME SINCE DAY 1 AN I LOV YOO FOR DAT
Jol'kiar - AW DATS NICE MAN YOOS DA BEST APPRINTIC I COULD WANT TOO
Fre'kloar - WHOS UP FOR DA BIGGEST PIZZA PARTY EVA????
All bosses said "ME MAN"
Fre'kloar - DEN LETS GO
They all had a massive party, with pizza, rap battling, and food fights at the end. However...
Fre'kloar - OI MAN DIS IS SO SIK EVEN DA CHIKZ GOTTA JOIN IN
But Fre'kloar looked, and saw Rel'larutina sitting on her own.
Fre'kloar - wats wrong?
Rel'larutina stormed off.
Fre'kloar - wat da hell
Propa Big Rogue Geek - She's getting old. At this point in her life it's expected.
Fre'kloar - wat
Propa Big Rogue Geek - She's no longer able to produce kids due to DNA changing. Hormones and stuff released, she basically becomes a nasty person, like you lot. This is so that Norol can become military leaders and help the Loron out, a pretty nice evolution that can benefit you all.
Fre'kloar - meh. OI WHO WANTS TA RAP BATTLE ME? ILL GIV YA 60 QUID IF YA WIN