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HAHAHAHAHA TOLD YA Edit

UROFlag Representing the Union Republic of Ottzello is: President Zr'Ahgloth
HAHAHAHAHA LOSAS. YOO ALL LAFFED AT ME WEN I MADE DA PREDIKSHON BUT I WAS RITE. IM DA PRESIDENT OF URO!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

DAT MEENS IM DA PRESIDENT. FIRST ORDA IS ZRAHGLOTH GOES TA JAIL
Representing the Union Republic of Ottzello is: President Zr'Ahgloth
OH MA DAYZ GO AWAY COPYCAT DUMBO I SWER MA FIRST POLICY IS TA SMASH YOO AN YOR LOSA ROGUE BOYZ TA BITS YA PUNK
Representing the Reclaimers of the Mendel people, Kirta Clett
This is too surreal. By the Mother Goddess and the Ancestors, I need a drink.

PROPA DUM Edit

UROFlag Representing the Union Republic of Ottzello is: President Zr'Ahgloth
MAN WAT A BUNCHA LOSA PEEPZ VOTED TA REMOOV ME AFTA ONLY A FEW MONFS. I SWER ITS RIGGED DEY MUSTA ALL BEEN FAKE VOTES. DIS IS SO DUM I SWER IMMA SMASH DA NOO URO PRESIDENT HES A MASSIV LOSA PLUS MA PLAN TA GET FREE PIZZA FOR URO IS NOW CANCELLED. IMMA BE BAK ONE DAY, AN IMMA GET MA REVENGE!!!!!!!!

MiniGrimb Incoming Transmission - DCP Channel
Don't do democracy, kids.
Representing the Union Republic of Ottzello is: President Zr'Ahgloth
YANNO WAT I AGREE. IMMA START A CAMPAIGN TA REMOOV DEMOCRACY AN PUT IT IN DA GANGSTA PARTY PLATFORM DAT WES GONNA REMOOV DEMOCRACY IF WE WIN
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Representing the Union Republic of Ottzello is: President Zr'Ahgloth
FITE ME YA TWIT I ONLY LOST COS YOO RIGGED DA VOTE

BREAKING: Self-Proclaimed Chalag Khanate invade Notorious Local Oltauris Stronghold, make Brutal Examples of CriminalsEdit

Nomadic Drodo hordes take the lawless world of Ildhis by storm, reports show

Dramatic holorecordings depict tens thousands of Drodo men, mounted on the backs of their heavily-customised robohorses and holding high all manner of sabres, lances, and rifles, pounding through the flat, chilly landscape of Ildhis towards their targets-- the sprawling, lawless slums and neatly-packed privately-owned skyscrapers of the world. Their target? Crimelords affiliated with the infamous Oltauris Consortium criminal network.

Ildhis is a world which teeters-- it teeters on the edge of URO space and thus jurisdiction, it teeters on the brink of economic collapse, and all authority on the world has proven to be transient throughout its centuries-long history of settlement. Wracked with massive wealth inequality that has only be exacerbated under the harsh rule of local crimelords, the local poor are the world's only serious resource, and in the past have been used by multiple regimes to farm the meagre soil, work to produce machined goods from imported raw materials, and, most recently, as a fertile recruiting ground by Oltauris agents as well as an illegal narcotics and arms manufactory. For its huge numbers of desperate inhabitants, however, its become valuable to anybody willing to take it.

"We come as liberators-- and their new lords," Insists Falahi, a respected Chalag noble and one of the participants of the battle. His sword was still caked in the blood of Oltauris prisoners he had dispatched minutes before. His eyes showed not a hint of remorse.

Some of the inhabitants, who have suffered under Oltauris tyranny for over a decade, have displayed cautious optimism towards their new masters, especially after the mounted men began to distribute food and supplies from the Oltauris warehouses they had only hours before seized. Others, however, have not been so pleased.

"They give out free food now, but then what? I saw with my own eyes what they did to those warehouse guards!" Said a Galotian woman, who asked not to be named. "They beheaded one guard, before putting out the eyes of the others so it was the last thing they saw. Then the Drodo men read out their crimes, and how they kept all this food from the people-- then they tossed them from the rooftop to the angry mobs below to be torn apart." She sighed; "What if we-- gods forbid-- rebel? Is this the treatment and governance we can look forward to?"

Since its founding, the Chalag Khanate has dedicated itself to the annihilation of the organised crime syndicates that so run the unclaimed and lawless parts of Ottzello Sector space, and the installation of itself as a unifying, peacebringing presence. While it has seen success so far in its brief existence, many fear the nomads have picked a much bigger fight than ever before with this invasion.

Official Statement from the Isordon ClanEdit

On Behalf of the Isordon Clan: Viri Isordon
Greetings. We, the Isordon clan, bring ill news to the Drodo people and to the Gigaquadrant as a whole.

In 2816, Cesterity Isordon, Imperial war-hero, former Premier, respected military theorist and Fyr of the Isordon Clan, was badly wounded and taken captive amid an interclan conflict. At the conclusion of this clan-war in 2818, all Isordons waited to see the prisoners of each side exchanged and to reunite with their loved ones-- but it was then that our former-enemies, the Ouvins, informed us that Cesterity had escaped their captivity several months before, retreating alone into the hostile wilderness as soon as he built up the strength to. The news was met with shock and outrage, but soon after our clan, with the generous help of local and federal authorities as well as the full cooperation of the Ouvin clan scoured the Empire in a years-long search for our valued and loved clan-member.

However, it is now in 2822 that we, the Isordon clan, officially call off the official search for Cesterity Isordon or his remains, after four long years of searching only to bring up no trace. It is with a heavy heart among all involved that we must, under the circumstances declare him dead. While every Isordon prays that Cesterity is still with us in this world, all are assured that if this is not the case, he has instead taken his rightful place among his proud ancestors.

A state funeral will be held on the Imperial capital world of Coron.

WaptoriaFlag Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Spymaster Oji'b
I met mr Isordon twice in my life, both times in vastly different circumstances. Chiefly I fought alongside him to aid of a mutual ally -USF- but only when I fought against him during the Sovereign Coalition Wars did I really begin to admire him and the tactics he deployed. Huh...it's strange to realise he's almost certainly been dead for about four years.
I would have send my agents in Katar to search for him, but, given that the search has alreay been cancelled, there is nothing I can do but offer my condolences condolences for someone who has been, at various points in my life, both an enemy and an ally. May Cesterity Isordon rest in bliss until his next reïncernation. He deserves it.
Levisala Flag Communications Channel of the Glorious Levisala Confederacy - Admiral Kavende Jaysmoth
I'll bet you 20 Drodoian Credits he's still alive and is probably slurping up spaghetti al nero di seppia in some picturesque Terran tourist world, honeymooning with some new wife who was too ditzy to send a telegram informing everyone that he didn't actually die in a volcanic eruption.
Representing the Reclaimers of the Mendel people, Kirta Clett
Good grief, that's utterly ridiculous. What else did he do? Fight scantly clad, heavily muscled gods. Such foolishness.
Representing the Waptoria Alliance of Species is: Spymaster Oji'b
He fought the Dominatus. That is no foolishness. Although I guess that is some obsure Mendelian pop-cultural reference. A metaphor, perhaps.
Therion Anarchic Commune Message from Speaker of Speakers of the Stellar Outreach Sovereignty
Oh I'm sure he'll turn up eventually, probability when you need him the most or something like that. Heroes have a tendency of doing that kind of thing, or so my experience has taught me. Though I wonder if perhaps you haven't considered the possibility that he doesn't want to be found?

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