An open offer from the Aeoneonatrix empire[]
Those conditions are: 1: You must be in the Milky way Galaxy, or be able to provide regular transport for us to your Galaxy.
2: You must be no more advanced than tier 4.65. (If you are tier U, we will determine if you are in need of our protection.)
3: You must be on the side of good, or willing to join the side of good immediately upon accepting.
The offer is to become a client of our empire. If you accept, you will have troops and ships sent to your planets to remain on standby to assist in your protection in case of an outside assault.
We demand only that you follow the Oath of Aeoneonatrix and provide space for our soldiers and the crews of our ships to live and for their food and water to be stored. Your current governments will remain in place and you will be allowed to keep any alliances you currently have in place, except those with our enemies, or any others who fight for evil. You will not be required to make any new alliances.
Feel free to contact us if you have any questions concerning the details of this offer.
Thank you for considering.
Gigaquadrant-wide News Update[]
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Yes, the Imperial Government decided that an alliance would be pointless to our interests.
This does not justify how the delegate you sent waited wntil after conditions were settled and until after each of the highlords signed their names on the declaration before he told us. This statement does not help your empire's standing or reputation amongst the Commonwealth's member nations.
If we cared in the slightest about what you and your puppets thought, we would have went through with the alliance. Clearly, we do not.
Then it is clear that we made the wrong decision of ever thinking your government was worth the highlords' time. Mark my words Imperator; an empire is built on the backbone of the people and the only reward self-serving politicians such as yourself tend to get is a long list of enemies.
Self-serving? I was chosen by my people and Emperor and I serve them loyally. If I did not, I would surely be removed. My people decreed that an alliance with your commonwealth would be both a waste of time and politically irrelevant. Why? Because from what I can see, at this stage, the Commonwealth is more of less synonymous with the Draconid Imperium. The other "highlords" don't appear to have quite the same status as you. Until that changes, we have more useful things to be doing.
Given my past experience, namely, that you can tell a large number of evil empires and persons are evil by their OBVIOUSLY EVIL names, I can only side against the guy who's name is almost "Tyranny." However, "Draconis" has the sound "Dra-ko" in it, so I'm guessing you're not too fly yourself. And, upon checking up on your empire's practices I found that that is exactly the case. Good job being predictable.
The Empire's actions have done nothing but damaged the Empire's reputation within the TIAF and most likely across the universe, "Your Excellence". This should be a message to the Gigaquadrant that the Empire is a backstabbing manipulator, and that they do not deserve the trust of any nation. If not even the Andromeda Galactic Commonwealth is worth their loyalty, I doubt they truly honor any ties with any other nation they are "allied" with. I hope you're enjoying yourself, "Your Excellence", because you are about to find in the future that such a luxury will be scarce for Cyrannus. Though I would have to agree with the Empire on one thing. I don't know what the hell that Aeoneonatrix is smoking.
Believe me, I know the TIAF are experts on having a good reputation. But don't get your panties in a knot, Lorrelas. We give our respect to nations that deserve and earn it. It is not a birthright.
Mock me as you please, but we all know its true. If you deny this, name one person in the entire universe with a name like "Tyranus" or "Gigafury" or an empire with a name like "The Drakodominatus Tyranny" or "The Imperium of War" or "The Agonious Dominion" that isn't as evil as its name makes it sound.
We disagree. First off, semantics. Second off, "Imperium of War" contains a mistranslation of the part that is "War". Your language cannot possibly begin to comprehend it's truer, far more glorious meaning. Third off, "Imperium" means "command". It is a neutral term. So is "Dominion", it's more colonial variant. The meanings remain the same, which do not make it anymore evil. Fourth off, not all tyrants nor dicators have been as vile as you seem to believe. Originally, both terms had likewise neutral meanings. Fifth off, can you say an empire like ours, that ultimately works to strengthen all species we encounter, is objectively evil? Sixth off, if "Imperium" is evil, then surely "Aeoneoatrix Empire" is evil as well? Certainly you go-doers are as guilty in indoctrinating your citizens as we are? We are doing our best not to roar that part, so do not make us.
Lingur our organisation believes you are on to something. Civilisations of the Gigaquadrant are simply too toy-like, too artificial... Just look at the unimaginative names! Our organisation believes the universe is merely a collective imagination of some rather mean people (who cause war and chaos for their own fun) who play a game we have deduced is called Spore.
Well, while that would explain the name thing, and why so many people constantly do stupid things, and why i'm somehow involved in every extremely significant encounter with any alien race, and why the supposedly stronger evil races like the Xhodocto are defeated so often, or why I got to the Troodontids planet through such a convenient wormhole that species of my tech level should be unable to use, and why the history of the Earth and humans is so much more complicated than the others, or why universal translators misspell things, or why so many of us resemble empires from 20th-21st century Human science fiction, or why anyone would ever spread their population as thinly as the Dominatus Tyranny does, or why there is absolutely no religion in the Troodontid Empire what-so-ever, or why anyone isn't religious given all of the immortal races running around, or why Phase-hunter says and does the things he does, or why at the same time no one can ever get our of hell, but the Architect got out of hell and everyone there mentally projects their last body but also several of them are in the same mangled forms, or why our empire had no reaction to anything that it should have reacted to until recently or why we waited so long after heading toward them with a massive fleet to finally get to and attack the Troodontids, or why I do almost all of the talking for my empire even though I shouldn't, or why at the same time all people go to heaven or hell upon death yet some people are spared an endless cycle of death and rebirth by going to heaven, or why almost every empire's flag, if it has one, looks like it was done in MS paint, or why Callanni has absolutely no excuse not to figure out what the Dominatus did with the Drodo but doesn't tell everyone, or why tomatoes and wheat evolved independently on the Loron's and human's home planets, or the several other examples of unrealistically convergent evolution, or why I know about many of the things i just spoke on but won't again after this post, but I can't see what mechanism would bring to life a bunch of crappy fan-fiction empires on some wiki and give them conscious experience. Because of that i must reject this hypothesis.
I have no idea who you are or what you've been smoking. All I know is I really want some of whatever you're having.
Well, I HAVE eaten some rainbow spice recently. Regardless, my original point still stands, empires with obviously evil names are, ALWAYS evil and untrustworthy. Now let's just pretend this whole episode never happened, okay?
The future of the Gigaquadrant, ladies and gentlemen.
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Fear us or not. Death is your eventual release regardless.
My apologies. May I ask however, given that you believe, as I understand, that all mortals go to hell *Gulps rainbow spice* how do you not notice that the ones not killed by you or your legion aren't there?
There is a decision in life. Inferno is...the punishment.
What is the decision? Why is it punished with inferno? And why don't you notice what I asked you why you don't notice?
That is it my student! If you keep questioning "reality" around you, the more easy it will become to work out everyone is no more thick than cardboard cutouts!
No offense, but I think he's already crossed and vomited rainbows on that line.
No offense taken, I actually feel somewhat bad for him, that rainbow spice must be hard to stop taking.
It's actually pretty tame. Its only effects are THAT AWESOME EUPHORIA and that you start breaking the fourth wall. First you notice tropes and plot holes. then, when you're as high as I am, you are completely aware that you're fictional and can address the writers directly and talk openly of them. Speaking of which, I don't know if the admins will like the fact that we're talking openly about drug use on this wiki, so I suggest we abort this line of discussion. Also, I'm not all that afraid of immortals. I'm actually good friends with the one I gave my soul to a while ago so I'm accustomed to them.
What in the Galaxy are you talk about Lingur?
The bit about the writers or the bit about my soul? As for the writers, when I'm extremely high on rainbow spice, like I was when I typed that, I become convinced I'm a fictional character on some place called "Sporewiki."
As for my soul, my species offer our souls to our immortal creator once we become old enough to do so validly. He's a nice guy, very affable, likes to torture mortals to increase his power. I've helped him find good candidates for that in the past.
He makes them hallucinate and, in the hallucination, appears to them as a black and red figure who offers them something in exchange for their soul. If they accept, he gives it to them, and torments them for (what is at least from their point of view) an extended period of time (It my, however, not actually be very long. He can make seconds seem like years.). How long, and if he claims their soul before or after he gives them the thing varies from "cleansing" to "cleansing".
He doesn't torment our souls though, he just keeps us ready to make into immortals on a moment's notice, in case it is needed.The phrases "high as a cirrus cloud" and "sucker alert" spring to mind when you're speaking out of that mouth-hole of yours.
The Technocracy is kinda against giving souls to creatures like that because it seems like a waste of time better spent developing new ways to understand the nature of reality...or blow stuff up. The latter is my personal favourite.
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An important Gigaquadrant-wide update[]
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Is there any way to ensure none of those factions gets it?
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Regardless, I hear the Comonwealth is dispatching a fleet to deal with this 'Exodium'. Such a shame... who knows of the answers it contains from the untold millennia it has been observing our universe.
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As much as I can't stand unbelievers such as yourselves, I must offer my assistance. For the servants of Spode will also be hurt by either of these factions winning.
I had in mind someone who would make a meaningful contribution.
Garators, fellow followers of His word, I hope you understand that if you attack unbelievers, the univers will see you as evil. And Spode isn't evil, not cruel, but kind and caring. You have our aid. Spode bless you all.
Could those Hyperspace stars affect the wildlife of this universe? If they do, then it is our duty to protect that wildlife... Anyways, Exodium needs to be brought to justice. We are only glad to aid you.
The radiation output of even a single star detonating is enough to heat the vicinity of space at the epicentre to temperatures unseen since the universe's creation with radiation outputs that could rival hypernovae.
In short, yes. Biospheres across entire galactic sectors would be affected as background cosmic radiation levels increase and any planet in the vicinity is blasted with tremendous amounts of cosmic radiation.
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You'll forgive me for not sharing your enthusiasm for being forced so surrender and see loyalty ships inserted into myself and all of my clients. Also "Gravius Gnissenkrassau?" What's up with that name? Is it like, your parents were hipsters and it's supposed to sound stupid because it's "ironic?"
I recommend we stay on topic. This is a very dire matter, and we cannot afford to resort to petty fighting in times like this. We need to be united against this threat, as we are all in extreme danger right now. We can fight with each other later, but for now we must set aside our differences, and come up with a solution or plan. Also, what is a "hipster", I do not understand that concept.
Perhaps. But regardless, though I don't know anything about this "Exodium" save for what's been said here, I can't imagine anything much worse than the tyranny having the power to hold a gun to the head of any civilization they desire and demand they submit to enslavement. But if the universe is counting on me, I'm willing to assist if and only if I either have a reasonable guarantee that the tyranny will not acquire the power provided by these stars, or I am convinced that they are the lesser of two evils to the extent that I can help them win with a clear conscience, knowing this will result in every non-dominatus in the gigaquadrant either being dead or being a dominatus slave for the foreseeable future. And their word is not sufficient to meet either of these conditions, because I don't trust them to any extent whatsoever.
Lingur, this thing is likely to wipe out all life in the universe, I suggest you let our forces help. Even it this does result in our enslavement, it is inevitable that the Tyranny fall eventually, and, when it does, us or our descendants will likely be free again.
Fine. The Aeoneonatrix are willing to help to defeat Exodium.
Willing to assist. Say, tyranny, once you rule the universe with the power of hyperspace, will you remember our race's brief alliance?
Well if you can do it so easily, please do. We'd all owe you allot. In fact, several races might be so thankful, they'd give you pizza as a thank you for saving the world.
ICRS Negotiations[]
Anyways. If you need us for something, just gimme a call.
Thank you for recieving us, King Rebaris. My Emperor wishes to send his apologies that he cannot speak at this time as he has come down with a sickly disease. However, I shall speak on his behalf. If you wish, you can send some scientists to the ICRS homeworld and I'm sure they'll be allowed to study our species. Thank you for the welcome, by the way; we also appreciate you sending us the information, that will be very helpful, although I'm unfamiliar with the galaxy's political division and I don't know where we are situated at this time.
I can, however say that we may possibly be near a "Drakodominatus Tyranny" as we have recently encountered them briefly.
As to W'tze: we might ally you, if we can find out more about you; perhaps we could hold negotiations with you later. We also don't know who the Alvino are, perhaps the Zoles Imperium could supply us with that info. If the Borealis Galaxy is as exciting as you say, then we are eager to know more. Perhaps we have something in common.Some scientists will be sent to your homeworld for study. My scans say you come from the Sovaikai Sector, which is unknown to us at the moment. We'll take the opportunity of studying it after we are done with this war. About political division, stay within the Arm of Knowledge or the criminals of the Arm of Wildness will attempt to manipulate you.
stop tryin ta act like a loron. ya makin yaself look stoopid
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A Confession from Lingur[]
Callanni, ever since you were knocked out while we were stealing the Dominatus egg that would become Ameius, and I though for a moment I'd lost you, I... I just can't hold this in any longer.
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Oh, Oh I did let that slip didn't I? Don't worry, as I said it hatched, and he's fine. We're treating him fine. We have no intentions for him you'd... actually YOU'D object to him being a soldier for good (and consequently against the Tyranny) and taking my last name. But nothing that's like, harmful. By our standards. Nice to know he has that kind of genetics behind him though.
Actually, I kind of like it with them. They've told me about your empire, and, well, I don't want to be evil. I don't want to kill people to make them into drones, nor do I want to capture people and force them to work, especially in the conditions that have been described to me. Don't worry, what Lingur says is true, they're not hurting me, I hope you understand.
Callanni, thank you. That's the best news I've gotten, I think ever.
A Call to Arms[]
I am Gustavus Ikeben, elected leader of the United Free Peoples Coalition. I represent hundreds of billions of freed slaves formerly held under the iron hand of the Drakodominatus Tyranny, and those trillions of souls that were not so fortunate.
It hasn’t been long since the failure of the Domintus’ control chips––an event that set us free and brought the Tyranny to its knees––and already the aggressor is on its way back up, preparing to counter attack.
In this moment, the Tyranny is weak. Our uprising has managed to cripple the Tyranny’s industry, to scatter its fleets and leave them stranded without the ability to refuel; but to say that it is permanently crippled is a grievous mistake. As I issue this message, thousands of Tyranny battleships are sweeping back over freed worlds like a black tide, drowning our brethren mercilessly as punishment for their defiance.
As things currently stand, it isn’t a question of if the Tyranny will regain its former colonies, but when. But, these questions are irrelevant. We stand at a crossroads, and the questions everyone should be asking themselves are these:
Will the whole of the First Gigaquadrant stand by and let the Tyranny recover?
Will it let this window of opportunity pass, thinking that the Tyranny will eventually cease its rampage? Does it think that the Tyranny can be contained, reasoned with?!
If the answer of any of these is yes, I will be the first to tell you that you are wrong.
Dead wrong.
The Tyranny will not stop, it will not cease to expand when it has defeated and annexed the whole universe, it will move on to others, and others still! It is an unstoppable war machine whose thirst for bodies and territory will never be quenched.
There is only one way to stop it, and that is to destroy it. Right now, right here, there is a golden opportunity, a golden window that is rapidly closing as the Tyranny moves to recover its lost assets.
I ask you to intervene.
I ask all of you to stop standing by as the Tyranny slaughters billions and enslaves trillions. I ask you to stop waiting until it is too late, and it’s your turn to defend yourself against an unrelenting aggressor that could have been struck down in a moment of weakness long ago, but you in your fear were unwilling to move a finger to take advantage of it.
With this message, I intend to be the first in a long line of nations to formally declare war on the Drakodominatus Tyranny. I intend to fight without reserve until the Tyrant lies prostrate at my feet, or until I die, cornered, helpless, and alone in some distant corner of the universe.
The Aeoneonatrix are ready to assist. You are right, the tyranny will never stop. The only response to them is violence.
I'll be full grown in about 90 days. I'll be fighting along side you then.
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Wake up you stupid fools! Look at what they believe, that they are the master race and ALL OTHERS are inferior to them. Once they have no more use for you, they'll turn your race into biodrones without hesitation, and take all of your planets as their own. The same goes for all of their allies. From the Delpha coalition of Planets to the Khilai Empire, to the Galactic Empire of Cyrannus. The Tyranny are not the enemies of a few select empires that call themselves "good." They are the enemies of all life except for themselves. The sooner we all see that, the better of we'll all be.
I fully understand you weakling. Because I would do the same if the Tyranny would ever fail. Like we both are planning to do with the Thérenian Dominion. We act in the same way, and that is why we are the master race. THIS IS WHY WE WILL CRUSH YOU!
So escaped slaves are irrelevant? Their well-being does not matter?
Drakodominatus Tyranny to be eradicated. Slaves are irrelevant. Collateral damage is a number.
A number that can cancel out the point of a battle.
Incorrect. Collateral damage reflects specificity of force application. Primary objective to be completed regardless of external casualties / damage to property. Universal Machine will be restored.
I was not incorrect. A Noble battle is fought to help or save innocent people. If you kill more innocent people in the process than you save, or cause more suffeing than you prevent, the entire battle was pointless.
Aeoneonatrix moral code relevant only to Aeoneonatrix. Irrelevant to engagement. Irrelevant to Universal Machine. If Aeoneonatrix intend to heed moral code, recommend cease irrelevant argument. Attempt recruitment of ally units. Also recommend understand position in Universal Machine. Deviation ends only in removal.
I'm not even an Aeoneonatrix. I'm a Dorgitassi. The tyranny would know us for our hard toiling on one of their spa worlds. The Moral code is relevant to everyone. It's even relevant to the Dominatus, as Ameius' general goodness would indicate.
Concepts 'good' 'evil' artificial. Irrelevant societal construct. Biased justification for action. Transmission deemed irrelevant. Closing local connection.
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Oh, and those rumours of us being payed to attack cargo transports deep in Draconid Imperium territory? Complete BS, I do it for fun in my spare time!
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Imperial Justice[]
War is good for business[]
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Mardor selling Organic products[]
Slaves
Mypho: Our first slave race, they are grey, furry, mammals, make good torture fodder, also tasty. 200 Sporebucks.
Fluxians: Former Aeoneonatrix clients, not edible, good torture fodder. 300 Sporebucks.
Gultsaards: Former Aeoneonatrix clients, good workers. 500 Sporebucks.
Gluxoroxos: Former Aeoneonatrix clients, extremely tasty, great workers, great torture fodder. 1,000 Sporebucks.
Meat
Mypho: Average meat, though unusually tender. 4,000 Sporebucks per ton.
Grelgoths: High quality beef-like meat. 5,000 Sporebucks per ton
Dorgitassi: High quality poultry, very rich. 6,000 Sporebucks per ton. (Only for a limited time.)
Aeoneonatrix: Very succulent, high quality meat. 11,000 Sporebucks per ton.
(low stock.)
The meat is raw and shipped in bulk. You can use it as a pizza topping.
If that is your problem, Grelgoths are not sapient. They are about as intelligent as the cows we compared them to.
Heh. You do seem angry. Don't worry, this is a public announcement of mercy for them. These ones are all luckier then the one I have in my hand right now. He's about 9 years old, adorable little guy, he says his name is Matheray Suntail. I'm not able to do everything to him that I can do while I'm working but... heh... I'm clawing him right now. His pain is, fabulous, just, just fantastic, and of course, he has another 341 years to be here with us. Do you like it, Lingur? Do you like knowing your children suffering and there is nothing that you can do about it?
You dare to accuse us of fraud? This is laughable, as aliens eat aliens all the time.
We are not accusing you of fraud, we have proven you as fraud. However, a couple of the races are as advanced, and far more advanced than your civilisation. And they would quite like to know how you stole the genetic template of their civilians, because you sure didn't conquer them.
Heh, the Aeoneonatrix were less advanced then us until about 6 months ago. They were not capable of preventing our conquests of their pathetic clients and even their colonies. As for humans, there are many human slave populations floating around from various periods in their history, they are not hard to find. The Dorgitassi come from tyranny spas, was assumed the tyranny would not mind us going ahead and using them as meat since the tyranny is trying to eradicate all of their former slave races anyway.
Thank you. I'm sad to say that you will have to come pick them up as we are not able to traverse intergalactic voids, however, we will discount you by 5% for this inconvenience. This results in a total of 475,000 Sporebucks. Enjoy your slaves.
Thank you for your purchase. Like the IoW, you will have to come pick them up, though we're quite delighted to say there is a 20% mark up, (as well as the cancellation of all discounts), for any purchase with the intend of granting freedom. Hence, that will be 240,000.
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I know it is, but in my opinion, it's better to prevent those slaves from being eaten by buying them, than randomly annihilating Mardor ships.
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Draconid Withdrawl from Cyrannus[]
It is a shame. There were trillions in the Imperium who felt a connection but if the Empire's governemnt will not even bother reciprocating then we see no point in our efforts. It has been agreed that Cyrannians no longer deserve our presence. The attitude of their government has cost them the oppertunity to gain a potentially valuable ally. If we are not welcome in their galaxy, they are not welcome to the bounty we had unearthed. The gateway leading to said galaxy will be disabled and propelled into the black hole it surrounds.
Consider this a lesson, imperials. While you spit on such ideals, honour is a key part of our culture. To be betrayed or shunned is considered nothing less than an insult, and only the sheer number of guns you possess protects you from our wrath - such a barbaric way to maintain order.
Her Holiness, Clericarch Iovera Eolania
Spode demands from us kindness to love our kin, courage to fight our foes, and wisdom to separate the one from the other.
Please understand Lady Iovera, the moment they turn their soldiers on us my point will be soundly proven.
In all seriousness though, what precious "bounty" and "resources" you have striped can quite easily be restored. Though of course, why would we want to? Being a cluster-wide civilisation has it's benefits, including our ability to overlook idiocy and empty threats from an empire that has been acting like a selfish child of late. It is a shame however, at first I honestly thought that you were something special among a universe of menstrual half-wits, clearly not.
"Treasure what you have, lest you one day lose it" Imperator. We would not have considered doing something like this if your government had not acted like we were another trinket to your belt!
Saying we were "doing nothing" in that sector is a clear example of how aloof you all really are. You seriously never noticed the merchant vessels? Hrmph. Typical.
Hrmph, no wonder the Grand Senate has grown sick of your attitude.
Travel Advisory from the New Corporate Krickan Union Ministry of Border Management[]
Do not fret, your trade routes will not be your only worries from now on. You impede the great rebirth, which will have severe consequences against you.
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We are not scared of your threats, Drodo. We will do what we please in OUR subsector, and protect it against imperialist powers like you. The Confederate Union of Secton is in the way of the great rebirth, and are thus enemies of our race as a whole. So, we will punish them...appropriately, whether you like it or not.
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Dominatus scum, you will pay for what you did to us when we were the Democratic Technocracy of Mariamar, and when we were under the dominion of the New Federal Vilerg Council.
To whom it may concern,[]
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*Sirens wailing in background* We are under attack from the New Corporate Krickan Confederation! Our navy is taking heavy losses, and they have taken 320 planets from our grasp! We also have reports, but not confirmed, that they are committing systemic genocide against our species on the planets they have captured. Please help us, we beg of you!
* Maniacal laughter* Let's party!
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*Sinister snickering* I'm sorry, but you are too late. The poor little Urikaw species is bye-bye now, besides a few thousand survivors which we are persecuting right now. Ahaha...ahaha...this is a glorious day for the great rebirth.
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Do you ACTUALLY think we care for our citizens? We don't give a shit about them, they are just worthless and dumb tools for us to exploit, for us to use towards the path of the great rebirth! We will reign supreme in this sector, and destroy all that block the path, including YOU! We will crush you into oblivion, and throw you into the depths of hell!
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Antagonists? What do you think this is, some sort of Forum RP or Story? No, we are the saviors of our race, and will valiantly walk down the path of the Great Rebirth. The Confederate Union of Secton and it's race were in the way of that, so they needed to be removed.
Pfft, we do not care about loosing a few thousand Urikaw, or loosing 50 citizens. However, we traced the prison ship to your empire, and will soon prepare an invasion fleet to head towards it. You have impeded the great rebirth, and for that, you must be punished.
Thank you for warning us in advance. Lingur is currently preparing a defensive fleet, and Ufo cannot wait to burn more of you to death.
The big bad wolf approached the house of sticks and said "Let me in, let me in little pig...Or I'll huff, and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!" *In high pitched voice.* "Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin.", said the little pig. So the wolf huffed...and HE PUFFED, AND HE BLEW HIS HOUSE DOWN! HAHAHA, GET IT? I'M THE WOLF, AND YOU'RE THE LITTLE PIG!
An Introduction and an Offer from the Fartengo Republic[]
We are the Fartengo Republic from the Delcath Subsector in the Katar Sector of the Milky Way Galaxy. For years our nations grew in isolation. But unified, we shall hide no longer.
The Republic seeks no harm to those who do not pursue it. We seek only allies and trade partners with whom we may grow both our empires. We are small but we have prospered, and seek to trade both resources and technology. We want only peace, but should you seek our destruction our Liberty-class Cruisers shall fight for their name to the very last man.
Our request for trade routes is open to all who possess the means to provide regular transport, regardless of size of philosophy. We only need you to hold up your end of the bargain. Any who wish to establish a trade route should contact us.
The Fartengo Republic thanks you.
A Strange incident in the Aeoneonatrix Empire[]
At one point, he is accused of jumping onto a car, stopped at a red light, spinning around and shouting “ADOOBLY DOO ADOOBLY DOO” repeatedly.
Police response allegedly then forced him off the street and into a nearby apartment complex. He is said to have evaded police as he ran through the halls, and into several occupied apartments. Witnesses say he was for whatever reason, flossing his teeth with some thread that he had stolen from one of the apartments.
He allegedly left the building and stole a car, still unclothed, and headed toward a residential area. He allegedly smashed into several homes, before police forced him out of the car. He allegedly fled into one of the nearby homes, and began dancing naked for the shocked family inside who had gathered to view a television show.
Police finally ran into the home after him and arrested him for grand theft auto, destruction of property, and indecent exposure, among several other charges. Miraculously, no one was seriously injured throughout the entire incident.
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WHAT THE FRAK. NEWS BROADCASTS ON THE UDB, WHAT THE FRAK, *slamming on the communicator can be heard* AHHHHHHHHHHHHSIFNASFNWASIFLSANFAW! In other words, what relevance does this have in gigaquadrant affairs?
Warning from the Borealis Empire[]
The war in Borealis is over. And as such, I am now ruler of the galaxy. Now, id like to make something clear for "all" of you extragalactic simpletons. I want you lot OUT of my galaxy in one galactic month, otherwise I will end you. Either by my galactic fleets which span two dimensions, my Borealis Grid which can defeat Ultraterrestrials, or my Chronoscopic Orb which rivals the powers of Essence Gods.
You bastards have caused only ruckus since you arrived. All this war is bloody well your fault as well. You either leave and never return, or I'll make you wish you were never born at all.
ONE. MONTH.
High Ordinator Venoriel
Spode demands from us kindness to love our kin, courage to fight our foes, and wisdom to separate the one from the other.
You really want to try out my patience, wench? I've felt like snapping you in half for many months now.
Dominicus Vinterva. Emperor.
I've walways hated posh people like you lot. If it's a fight you want, it's a fight you're gonna get!
Bah. Just because you can take on the Grox, doesn't mean you can take ME on, insect.
If by citizens you mean my new slaves, sure yes. Also, you're also extragalactic, so you better get the hell off my galaxy.
Ah, so you are yet another example of the countless intellectual wonders that make up the outer Gigaquadrant. Splendid. In any case, we decline your invitation to leave. We hope that this will not lead to hostilities, but we will have no issue with taming you if you fail to heed this warning. However, if you decide to come to your senses, we would be happy to forgive you.
Is that supposed to be a threat? I've dealt with bigger fish than you.
Incidentally, my dear tyrant, you have not. I assure you.
Move a city, a colony, or maybe even a whole planet's worth of people in luxury and style, all for an affordable price, while enjoying light entertainment in the form of derogatory humour at the expense of the new galactic regime!
Ladies and gentlemen, this has been Admiral Kaios, wishing you a life long enough to see slag-suckers like this one here get humiliated in front of the gigaquadrant.