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Shiny New UDB[]

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Indeed it's great! Cos it's our design, not yours >:)
Representing Unified Nation of Ottzello is: Kralgon Emperor (UNO's message channel)
True we did use Taldar designs to make it, but it took ours to code properly >:( WE ASSURE YOU NO SHEEP WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS TEMPLATE

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meh i give yoo dis its pretty good lookin'

Hyperdrive[]

Representing the Kicathian Remnant is: Agent Nu (Communicate)
We've just received enough information to create a hyperdrive. We'll be making one soon...mass produce them...then we can visit the rest of this universe. Any information before we set out to do so?


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Representing the Kicathian Remnant is: Agent Nu (Communicate)
Thank you for that information. I'll do my best to stay away from them.

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New Site Changes[]

Well well well, we've developed ANOTHER thing for you mortals... made viewing the network easier. We realise we will recieve littl facts but... If you add this to this then you'll have a better view. to have an even better view, go to this page and make Special:MyPage/wikia.js (or make a global js one there) and copypaste contetn, changing the "Technobliterator" stuff with your own user name. Can we AT LEAST have a cookie this time for our work?


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A Kind Message from the Tahar Imperium[]

MiniTaharV2 Emperor Horkarew
Hello, Universe, this is the Tahar Imperium speaking. Now, due to some interference with our Galaxy, such as the FRA Genocide and the Kraw Empire crisis, we have been appointed Leaders of the Kraw Galaxy for the next few years, until 405 KRE.

Anyways, DCP, I did not enjoy what you did to the Kraw and the FRA, the FRA is 96% innocent, and the Kraw were just defending the FRA. Crippling them both means that you have no care for our peaceful Galaxy, which is bad, since now 85% of the Galaxy hates your empire. We will stay allies though, for one reason: We don't want to suffer the same fate.

ULE, are you proud of yourselves? It's a diffrent culture, no need to start a useless genocide! Just ignore them! If you Ignore the asgord, they will go away, that's how they're not petting us and the Kraw to death.

Also, I'd like to take the time to say that after the Genocide, the Kraw Galaxy people will become secluded for a while, as, well... We need a break, The only empires which are left unscathed are us and the FKA, which is wierd. Also, if anyone sees an empire called the "Yotunian Ideom", can you tell them to learn any langauge besides their own? Thank you.

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Emperor Horkarew
As to the alliance, awesome, that would work just fine. We could use a bit of a recovery process, and about the FRA, we sort of need a 5th Empire for the Major 5... We just need to find people as friendly as them, but that will be near impossible. Also, we tried talking to the "Yotuns" using holograms and pictures and KUL Speech, but they don't get anything. Communication is near impossible.

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Emperor Horkarew
We are the Major 4 now, a 5th Empire would make it the Major 5, that was our point. And sure, we'll see what happens, though, according to our laws, "Every Empire deserves to be independent", so you cannot absorb us into your empire. We would like to call it an alliance rather than a federation.

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Emperor Horkarew
Great, as the current leaders of the Kraw Galaxy, we accept the deal.

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Representing the New Ermitant Republic is: Fleet Commander Nondarrrt (Communications)
Well, now we know where we are NOT doing business. Your galaxy is too dangerous for us.
Emperor Horkarew
It used to be the safest place in the Universe... :(

A Message[]

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Da Propa Big Boss Zr'Ahgloth
OH MA DAYS MAN DAT ROZ'TAH'FLOK WANNABE AINT GONNA DO NUFFIN YA LOSA

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MiniTaharV2 Emperor Horkarew
How's the Kraw Galaxy like in the Future?

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Emperor Horkarew
:O How???

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Emperor Horkarew
Which will be the last KrawVision to take place, if you know what that is? The last one was KrawVision 1501, in Tantalus, next one is in Zaorg.

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Emperor Horkarew
We will defend our Galaxy.

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Incoming Transmission - DCP Channel
We were about to declare this a hoax, but after scanning "The Guardians" quantum set, indeed it dates from a future time period. We have always been ready for a return of the forces of chaos.

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Representing the Indoctrinate Collective is: (Communications)
Please...we already have enough problems!

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Guardian you sole our role! Yes we can see many horrors and monstrosities... we know by now when it's the Xhodocto, their presence can slightly be detected in time...

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A Taldar message via 3D... (Taldar Discussion)
Mortals... If this had happened, we'd know about it. And we are aware fools. But guess what? We're still here! You really need to learn about us before making accusations like 'oh no the taldar are dead!' when we could explain about our composition and how we exist even if our imperium's dead, but we can't be bothered.
Telfar Telfar
We shall die? Dammit.
The universe must be destroyed for the balance to continue and we can not stop it. The only thing we can do is make a jump for another universe and make the best of it. The gaurdians mere presence here has caused an alternate timeline so there might still be hope for you. We however will not stick around to watch our ex-home become a wasteland of death and despare. We are fine as long as we are with Shellis. If anyone would join us to go to a sperate universe go to the wental area and make the jump.

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Incoming Transmission - Shellious Imperium
We only have universal travel. How are we supposed to leave the entire multiverse?It was wonderful knowing all of the races that devoted their lives to defending our universe.
Incoming Transmission - DCP Channel
Indeed, there are structures beyond the string landscape of our multi-universe structure, but it seems this entire brane is under threat. We have no way of evacuating this braneworld however, and jumping to a new one might have different logic and mathematics incompatible with us. Don't suggest time travel or causal loops, all the quantum realities are in danger as well.
Incoming Transmission - Shellious Imperium
Shellis help us. We are all going to die. This brings great sorrow.

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So, the perfect beings will strike... let them know we won't give them rest...
Representing the New Ermitant Republic is: Fleet Commander Nondarrrt (Communications)
Uh-oh... Just when we were starting to come back to activity...
Representing the Gros Empire is: (Communications)
Hmfp. Let them come. We are not afraid.

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Representing the Gros Empire is: (Communications)
And what's the point of being scared and cowardly? Exactly, none.

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End of days[]

Grimb Incoming Transmission - DCP Channel
Like so many predictions nothing yet. We today is the day the forces of chaos return to the universe. We are waiting...


We agree,why are you here guardian?
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I am not the guardian.
Incoming Transmission - Shellious Imperium
We now. We just want to know why the guardian is in this time saying this. We didn't mean the DCP. Guardian we know your listening.

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Members of the Onuris Alliance, mighty organization that stood against the forces of chaos and evil for so long. Lend the Universe your strength once again! Let those demons know that we the members of the Onuris, shall not give up without a fight!
Angazhar, God of War
And neither will we!
SHUT UP STOOPID GRIMBIE BOI YEH DA XHODIES IS LOSAS DEY CNT DO NUFFIN IMMA SMASH DEM ON MA OWN

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Where's That Apocalypse?[]

TIAF Flag TIAF Intergalactic Channel - {{{char}}}
Well, Mr. Guardian, two days passed and we're still here. We're not here to pelt you with "you were wrong" insults, but seriously: did you predict it wrong or something?


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Happy Shu'ulathoi Worshipping Day[]

MiniTakorg Janzeviz Dauzkek'Kamik
Hello, I am pleased to announce today is Shu'ulathoi's birthday, so this means it's Shu'ulathoi worshipping day! Grab your cultist clothes and support this dream devouring friend of our gods, as he deserves all your support today.

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Janzeviz Dauzkek'Kamik
But still, happy Shu'ulathoi Worshipping day! :D
Seliviaris
Actually, we're celebrating one of our major figures's birthday today, so we can't worship your false god. PS: Eko's alive.
Janzeviz Dauzkek'Kamik
I can cut his head off again, so shut up unless you want YOURS cut as well!
LOSA HES JUST A COPYCAT ROZ'TAH'FLOK IMMA BATTA HIM
Janzeviz Dauzkek'Kamik
What?

...Anybody hear me?[]

CoupelSmall Grand Admiral Wan "Trendsetter" Coupeldorf Ferqenswold dae Merro the Fierce
Hello... anybody hear me?
My name is Grand Admiral Wan "Trendsetter" Coupeldorf Ferqenswold dae Merro the Fierce... I AM THE MIGHTY AMBASSADOR of the Republic of Tetra. I AM HERE, TO BRING THE NEW ERA TO YOU!..
Okay, we've just made an intergalactic drive along with our allies of The Amalgam. What is going on? How advanced you are? Erm...? Also, we remember yellow holy rat things which lived near us. They said something about Dee-See-Pee and other peeps. Who they are?
Also, do this rat things still live? I hope they do not, I don't like their monky personality.


Representing the Indoctrinate Collective is: (Communications)
Welcome to our galactic community. And by rat things you must mean the Radeon. They are mostly dead, but some members of the species are scattered around, living in other empires.
Grand Admiral Wan "Trendsetter" Coupeldorf Ferqenswold dae Merro the Fierce
They are destroyed?
Huh, thank all things holy for this. Damn, I forgot - they saved us from the extinction!

Looking for similar minded allies[]

This Transmission has been locked to the DCP, the ULE, the CAS, the Gros, the Zarni, the UNO and the Tokzhalan Empire using a Transmission locker. This transmission has a very low quality voice.

MiniKrawV2 Daaxri Skardak Toraw
Hello, Universe. We are currently in a crisis caused by many empires. The FRA is almost destroyed, and our Empire is a waste, and we are trying to fix it. So, we're looking for similar minded allies to help us. We will pay YOU 25 Billion KR for an alliance. We really need some real friends. So, here are the rules:

1. You can't be an ally of the DCP, the ULE, the CAS, the Gros, the Zarni, the UNO and the Tokzhalan Empire.

2. You will help us when we need it. We will help you back once our repairs are done.

3. You must not be an enemy of the FKA or the Tahar Empire.

4. You must never betray our people. We are very tired of all the hate we endured.

So, please, we need some real friends. Goodbye.


SHUT UP MAN YA MOMS DUM NO ONE LIKES YOO. HUR HUR HUR YOO ONLY LOCKD DA TRANSMISSION FROM UNO WELL WE HAS OUR OLD ONE AN YANNO WAT DA LOT OF YOO IS ALL LOSAS WIV NO LIVES AN YOO IS GONNA DIE
Daaxri Skardak Toraw
Only an evil empire like the UNO could have accepted allies such as yours. We will find likeminded allies, I know it!
MiniAngazhar Angazhar, God of War
We'll pay 25 Billion to be your allies. You might suffer things such as utter annihilation though.

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Daaxri Skardak Toraw
We have these restrictions because all of these empires have attacked us or the FRA. Do you know any empires that meet our criterias?

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Daaxri Skardak Toraw
We have not forgotten your offer for help. We just felt the need for like-minded allies. We are just throroughly shocked because so far, this century has been nothing... *cries* but a disaster... We needed some friends who didn't have allies who spat in our faces by attacking the major races of our galaxy... WE ARE POOR AND HELPLESS PEOPLE AND NOBODY CARES!!!
Angazhar, God of War
Of course someone cares. The FRA! Bwhahahhahahahahahaha!
Daaxri Skardak Toraw
Why? If you hadn't made the UNO stronger Asgordian lives could have been saved! What does everyone have against us, our people and our politics? Is it because we're small? Is it our horns? The Iteok? The fact we're close to Tuuros? Frankly, if this continues, expect us to be evil bastards in 100 years.
A Taldar message via 3D... (Taldar Discussion)
You know nothing, do you. What do you think everyone has against you? Dn't go blaming it on us, cos it wasn't our fault. Watch, you'll thank everyone later.
Daaxri Skardak Toraw
I get it, you're racist, aren't you? You guys can't stand we have not participated in the war of ages, so you go around and torture us for it!

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A Taldar message via 3D... (Taldar Discussion)
I couldn't have said it better, Vi'Navitum friend.
Daaxri Skardak Toraw
How am I an idiot??? 1. I'm an old guy, 2. Have you seen what they did to our Galaxy???
Incoming Transmission - Shellious Imperium
Obvious. We never participated in the war and we are already in favor of many empires. With the request to not be an ally of the DCP your chances just became very low considering most if not all freindly empires are allies with at least one of the epires you will not allow alliances with. The kraw galaxy is currently a enemy in most parts with us around the iteok but we have no bad experiances with your kind. Being close to turros you are at a disadvantage but that makes no difference. So sorry we can't help but thousands of races die out every day and we are currently in state of multiple wars with a military that needs training. Luckily someone is bound to care other than us.
Daaxri Skardak Toraw
It's completely stupid, how are they friends with horrendous and genocidal empires??? It's beyond me! The DCP never did anything for anyone except for themselves! It's crazy! Well, we're going to start making propaganda against the DCP that will be aired on KRT Vektarnak. Milky Way Galaxy and Cyrannus can catch that channel, maybe they will finnaly know how horrible the DCP are...
Representing the Indoctrinate Collective is: (Communications)
We'll just leave you alone, since you are against our allies, we won't interfer with you. Good luck with your future...
As long as our allies are safe, we couldn't care less.
Representing the Kicathian Remnant is: Agent Nu (Communicate)
I heard the United Republic of Cyrannus offered the FRA refuge...I suppose someone DOES care about them...
Daaxri Skardak Toraw
*Sheds a tear of happiness* Thank you, URC... Hold on, are you by any chance, not allies with the empires I said above, in the beggining of all this?
Representing the Kicathian Remnant is: Agent Nu (Communicate)
Who cares? Cyrannus is probably the safest place in the universe. I'm pretty certain the URC will keep them safe regardless of the situation.
Daaxri Skardak Toraw
Our question, please? We want to know if we're "like-minded".
Representing the Kicathian Remnant is: Agent Nu (Communicate)
Well...URC are probably the strongest allies of the DCP. But seriously...forget that. The DCP wouldn't dare go into Cyrannus without sparking uproar across the Onuris Alliance. And as for being like-minded, The URC don't turn down an obvious friendship.
Daaxri Skardak Toraw
WTF are you talking about??? You are not getting my question, are you an ally of the DCP, the ULE, the CAS, the Gros, the Zarni, the UNO or the Tokzhalan Empire? If not, we will propose an alliance, that's what we're talking about!
Representing the Kicathian Remnant is: Agent Nu (Communicate)
We have no 'true' allies per se. If you're also wondering whether the FRA would be safe with us...we are situated in Milky Way Galaxy. DCP territory.
Representing the Kicathian Remnant is: Agent Nu (Communicate)
And you would be wise to keep your mouth in a civil way. We do not take kindly to impolite beings.
Daaxri Skardak Toraw
*Sigh*

The Kraw have now barred all communications with them coming from outside the Kraw Galaxy except for transmissions coming from the URC, the BNSC, the Terdiatlans or the Kazalori Empire until 405 KRE.

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Representing the Kicathian Remnant is: Agent Nu (Communicate)
If the Kraw Galaxy crawls up and dies in the next 3 years, I blame their Kraw PM.

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Representing the Kicathian Remnant is: Agent Nu (Communicate)
That's if the You-Know-Who don't get there first.

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Gongnores Raykyolk Slaki
That's enhough. Obviously the Kraw are in an extreme state of shock, and they can't sleep at night in fear of the future. I am seeing Kraw Ships going to the URC by the Millions, and soon they'll be Bilions. They are really afraid of the future. I noticed their behavior, Kraw have something similar to the "Zomünen Syndrome", which makes them this emotional. They are really scared, and you need to give them a slack. We allied them in Tantalus 5 days ago, and I could tell from Verkeos's words that the Kraw were in a deep state of shock. Now, please, leave the Kraw alone for the next few years, we will babysit them until then. Gongnores Slaki out.

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Gongnores Raykyolk Slaki
I think they have a lack of trust of anyone. As I said, they are really scared of foreigners now, we offered ourselves to ally them because we have similar genes. Look, you have to look at this from our viewpoint. Many empires attacked them, and they're all from outside the Kraw Galaxy, so they now think the Universe is against them. Please forgive them, they are in a state of shock, as I said before.
Representing the Kicathian Remnant is: Agent Nu (Communicate)
Oh dear god...I'm having a seizure looking at that message...
Gongnores Raykyolk Slaki
Huh? How? It's just me talking.
Representing the Kicathian Remnant is: Agent Nu (Communicate)
The colours...my eyes are burning!
Gongnores Raykyolk Slaki
I don't get it at all.
The Universal Junction of Species speaks via: (Communicate, if you dare)
Ugh. He means the colours of your message are hurting his eyes. The colours. Hurting his eyes. Change the colours. Inferior brains...
Gongnores Raykyolk Slaki
I am talking in a video-cast. This isn't a text message.

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Gongnores Raykyolk Slaki
Sorry, we never used this before. Is it any better now?

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The Universal Junction of Species speaks via: (Communicate, if you dare)
Yes, it is better.
Representing the New Cyrannian Republic is:
We believe that if we attempt to educate the FRA Asgord from an early age under the values of decency, respect and of course, self restraint that they will hopefully abandon their old foolish ways of petting and foolish alliance attempts that provoked this genocide in the first place. We certainly hope that the Cyrannus Republic's intervention in the conflict will avoid further bloodshed, and if not, still allow for neutral rehabilitation.

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The Greater and Lesser Wental Alliances[]

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The Wental Ultimatum[]

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Iteok Khereg
*They stay in the colonies for 24 hours*
Incoming Transmission - Shellious Imperium
We agree with the others.We hate that the iteok are like this and they need to leave. To the TIAF though we learned from our last battle and are stonger than ever. We would wipe you from the universe if we wanted to.
Representing the Kicathian Remnant is: Agent Nu (Communicate)
You'll probably find they won't listen. Good luck.

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Eternal Multiverse[]

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No one is safe. No one will ever be safe.

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