Hello Galaxy[]
..Transmission Received..
..Opening Comm Link..
- Static interrupted by occasional beeps, eventually the message clears up* Hello? The union has finally finished its interstellar comm network and we tapped into these channels. The data mining we have conducted indicates active sentient lifeforms with our galaxy. Please respond for confirmation, also some orientation on how to operate on these channels would be appreciated.
-Emergency First Contact Board
Syggar - Now in Geth Style![]
You have no authority over us.
When we blockade all exports of these "Syggars", you'll see how much naval authority we can exert over you.
You seem to forget how powerful we are.
Oh, yes, we are *so* intimidated by your powerful navy of a few ragtag mercenaries.
You don't know our true strength. I warn you - Mess with our trade and watch your Kraw Galaxy colonies dissapear.
Pffffffffttt. The Federation laughs at your empty threats.
You are childish. You have no right to cut off trade for potentially billions of customers. And even then, cutting off all trade here won't stop trade in our other land.
Hmph.
No.
You cannot.
Hmph. Like you even know where I am.
YEH I DO YOR RITE DERE
*Punches Tnogedo's face, breaking the screen*
AW WAT DA HELL MAN NAO I HAV TA BUY A NOO ONE. DIS IS DA 15TH TIEM TODAY MAN ITS GETTIN ANNOYIN.*Laughs slightly for 2 seconds* Pathetic.
som dum humna compoota gaem adt deyz talkni abotu form liek ages ago
is ma splelin ok? its tfuf usin dsi fnig wne ya screens borken
It's a game humans will definitely recognize. I'll be swimming in money in no time.
Why?
Looking through the records Mass Effect was 700 of our years ago, it is a long forgotten piece of history. Some less moral member species of the Human Republic are indeed interested in this for military applications, but the rest of us take this as a joke as it is against our morality. --Human Republic
I wonder how is it against your morality? But anyways, we'll sell them to your military people. They're 1150 DC per Geth Syggar, or 3323 § each.
HOLY CRAP GIVE ONE TO ME, THEY'RE SO HAX! I'LL PAY THAT CASH!
Thank you for buying.
Heavy Manual Labor? They're meant to be pets but ok, 66460 § for all 20.
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bored[]
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SHUT DA FUK UP MAN IM NEVA BUYIN ONE OF YOR CDS AGEN IF YOO IS AGENST DA ROGUE BOYZ WES BETTA DAN UNO
DATS RITE FLO'SIKKA MA HOMIE ROGUE BOYZ HAS A SHIT TASTE IN MUSIC DEY DUNT RELLY LIEK YOR SONGS DEYZ JUS PRETENDIN TOO COS DEYZ SCARED OF YOO. AN ROGUE BOYZ YOO WANT A WAR WELL GUESS WAT???? ya hav ta be patient cos wes fitin da vague losas
COPYCAT DUMBO GO BAK TA LISSENIN TA BEEBA
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SHUT YA FUKIN MOUTH BEFOR I SLAP IT FOR YA MAN GO BAK TA RAPPIN DATS DA ONLY FING YOO CAN DO WELL YOO CANT FITE FER SHIT
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by ma calculashions yor dum levels hav increased by 200%. in uva words YOR GONNA GET OWNED
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AN SO WAT IF I DO? DIKHED IMMA BUILD A GUN TA DESTROY FAKE LOSA RAPPAS LIEK YOO
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WAT DA FUK MAN DUNT MAEK ME LAFF. I NEVA HERD OF YOO LOSA IMMA SHANK YA MOM AN YOR WRONG IM GONNA BE DA ONE ENSLAVIN YOO DIKHED SO GO DAI. LOOK AT OUR PAST LOOK AT DA DUMBOS WHO FAILED TA KILL US. YOO BETTA BE SCARED but safe fer da war i was propa bored man
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Zmacc, there is something you must understand. Your race are minnows in the galactic ocean. Your armies are hardly among the finest in the universe, something I am sure that the 'Rogue Boyz' of the Loron would be glad to show you. Fre'kloar, I tend to despise having anything to do with your race, so I shall let you have your entertainment, and 'educate' this new player on the galactic stage. Jol'kiar, you are stupid.
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Your lack of vision amuses me. I myself have lived for more than two millennia, therefore compared to our existence you are very much young. As to your conquests... gnats on the galactic plane. I will allow myself a small laugh at the moment of your defeat.
I always find it amusing when the younger species desire their elders' approval by boasting and bickering like this. Sadly all it does is make us glad that we are past that stage.
trus me larnus. an fordanta we dunt need ta be cleva wez got da chikz an da geekz. AN ZMACC YOO BETTA WATCH YA MOUTH. FINKIN YOOS ALL HARD LIEK YOO CAN TAKE OVA DA OONIVERS AN STOOF YA BETTA SHUT UP COS YOR GONNA GET YASELF FUKED. COME DEN. IF YOO FINK YOR SIK TAKIN DA PISS OF OUT MA APPRENTIC' NAME YOR GONNA DAI.
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Ah, I find your wisdom... refreshing, Larnus. Rare that one amongst the young is as wise as you. As to you Zmacc, I suggest you study historical events before you draw them as evidence... if I recall my human history correctly, Japan was only brought to its knees by the despicable use of nuclear weaponry- until that point they had nearly completely held the American military in check, and would have fought to the last man to defend their country. I hardly call that... how did you put it? 'smashed without a fight?' Hmpf. Typical, pathetic ignorance.
Blademaster, while I may not be as old as you I still hold centuries of experience in war. The Draconis have over 300 millennia of civilized history. I would hardly call my people 'young'.
man who da hell is dis zmacc geeza anyway? i bet yoo dunt even kno wat a loron is
sum sorry excuse of a warria dats fer sure
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I am well aware of your race's staggering history, Larnus. I was referring to the individual, as I always do. As to you, Zmacc, I believe you have mistaken what the humans call a 'movie' for history. The story of Godzilla was created purely for fictional entertainment. Out of interest, I researched the topic, and as I have found, Godzilla was actually defeated before causing significant damage. Perhaps you should have paid more attention in junior education. As to your grandiose claims, nothing is indestructible bar the base atoms to which you will be reduced should you declare unwarranted war. As a final note, that was the single most pathetic attempt at an insult I have ever heard. Your sexual organs are not even oriented sufficiently to copulate with a Loron.
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oi remind me wat godzilla is agen hur
You can disregard human fiction, Loron. I... find it hard to say these words, but this time I feel it best to... let you off the leash for a while. Enjoy destroying whatever you find in the territory owned by this 'Zmacc.' The Council of Blades will not hamper your progress.
You'll be asking for it when our empire is destroyed...!
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Believe me, war sucks when your side is getting kicked in the head. Just because you start a war doesn't mean you're going to be the one to win it.
HAGTO I SEE WAT YA MEEN. GIMME SOM OF YA DARK FLO'SIKKA CDS IMMA CHEK HIM OUT. AN IMMA MAEK IT LAW DAT NO ONE CA OWN A FLO'SIKKA CD IF YOO CARRY ON.
er...wat da fuk? no one cares man its a fite an da loronz always win a fite even if dey dunt well fitins fun. trus dood fitins always sik wateva happens
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SHUT YA MOUTH MAN AT LEEST IM NTO A GEEK LIEK YOO
In fact, the Loron translation you see here is perfectly translated; the translation appears as the lazy, broken, mispelled language due to how sloppy their pronounctiations are and the fact that the same mistakes and the same crude laziness and slang terms are from the language "Norolizica", which means "The Norolish Speak"; the Loron have degraded this language into "Da Loroniz Spik", which is the same language but with the sloppy, lazy, slang, street tone, pronounctiation and spelling that you'll see here. Essentially, they're translated perfectly, so there's no way to improve the translation.
Until the Technocracy's psychic relays are fully established and adapted, what we use now will have to suffice.
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Your feeble body will be crushed under my talons!
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A warning from the Chosen[]
Bah. Whine all you want, Radeon. You cannot deny us from being here.
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Good luck? Insult? YOU SPEAK LIKE A CHILD.
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You only exist so that I can destroy you. And you will beg for mercy, mortal. BEG for it. I have caused the extinction of life immeasurable...you are just a spec between my nails.
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I don't care about Borealis! I sense...fear in your eyes. Once Borealis is destroyed I will come for you and you will die. I will skewer you on my arms.
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Mark my words Mahedore... You are on record for judgement. Repent or suffer the inevitable!
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That insult was... pathetic.
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Was that actually an insult? I have prevailed against empowered beings before and I am quite happy to do so again. Your 'empowerments' do not guarentee your survival no matter your age.
SILENCE, MAHEDORE. Your petty sarcasm annoys the allied gods! Do not make me summon Master Shu'wokerama to silence you himself.
Arsac, I agree with you completely. They seek mindless destruction. My people and I would much rather prefer to take a less violent course of action, but these "Chosen" must be stopped.
The entire channel starts to glitch, the message comes from an unknown source.
YOU MORTALS...SO SIMPLE, SO CONFIDENT OF YOUR LITTLE ABILITIES...
Heavy interference.
The Draconid Inquisition, so courageous and righteous...I'll love to see you break apart like blocks of sand...YOUR FATE WILL BE THE SAME AS ALL OF BOREALIS...Consumed by hellish flames, crawling in darkness, crying for mercy...
The channel slowly returns to normal.
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DO NOT FORGET WHO IS YOUR MASTER, whelp.
Aah! As you wish... my lady.
Striker, you know more than everyone that we must gather the heretics to join our cause.
Don't make me laugh, mortal. You know more than everyone what we are capable off.
I know full well what you're capable of, but you don't have a clue what I'm capable of. And you must know from Genrai that I don't make idle threats, nor do I ever threaten somehow who I can't afford to fight. So stop wasting my time.
You are nothing but a petty criminal. What hope do you have facing us, masters of nightmares? All you have is scrapped stolen technology, while we have the powers of gods in our command. You shall be a fine sacrifice for the Devourer...
That's all I have? Please, stop, you'll make more of a fool of yourself the more you discuss this with me. If you have nothing interesting to say, then I'll stop the chat. I have a business to run.
Begone then. Your presence was never wanted here. In fact, your presence is not wanted anywhere in this Gigaquadrant.
Do not dare understimate the heralds of the Dark God.
Me? Underestimate? You must know me better than that.
I have no time to waste on heretics.
Silence, you buzzkill! YOU'LL JOIN US LIKE I JOINED THEM!
GO DAI DIKHED I ENT AS DUM AS YOO I WONT GO JOIN DEM
NO YOOZ DA DIKHED LAFF WIV ME
See, Angazhar, this is the reason why we never take you seriously anymore.
For once mortal, I agree with you.
For once, i agree with a non-believer. The Grox will have all of your demons and other beasts to fight for them, Chosen, for you are chosen to die. Your religion is false, your god is false, your power is false. You use the corpses of traitrous Marinox to fight your battles. When the Dance of battle begins, we will be victrous, For your path is a path to doom.
General Transmission from the Council of Blades[]
Please, no... Even despite his foolish actions he is still considered a hero by many of us for his pre-Imperial actions.
UNITED LANAT EMPIRE! I demand that you may not charge an entire Galaxy just for Kies's actions. Trillions had nothing to do with you, Aoblix. Kies is no criminal, and accoding to our timeline, Kies will do great things during his final commander years before retirement in the future. We are also guarding Kies and teaching him values that will help him be a better person. If you insist on this unfair hunt for Kies, you may try to destroy anything, but you will fail miserably. True story.
The United Lanat High Council has already decided its course of action regarding Kies. The matter is not up to debate. Also, a word of advice for you Daaxri. If you wish for your people to to be respected and prosper it would be best to not draw the ire of other empires by being foolish.
Lady Legate Selytorah Al'theless
Spode's truth shall light the way into the future.
Personally, for all my respect for the Kraw Galaxy where have I studied, I see Kies being sent to ULE as the best solution for all sides.
NO! You shall not interfere with our plans of improving Kies. And Daaxri's not being foolish. He's being clever by letting us handle him. Give us a chance and everything shall be fine. If you refuse however, we won't mind. It's not like we'll let you do any more damage than what has already been done.
As I said the matter is not up to debate. We are acting under full jurisdiction of United Lanat law and I'm sure a majority of the universe would agree with our actions. We don't want anymore useless conflict in the Kraw galaxy but we will do what we must to get this war criminal his just dues.
I now know it's hopeless to try and make you see sense. Why should I even try to reason with unintelligent folks such as yourselves? *Sigh* Just, try to capture him. I dare you. I dare you to kidnap him and kill him. If you can't do that within a month's time you will surrender.
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I have better things to do than exchange petty insults with the likes of you. Two weeks. No more no less.
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You are not even worth the effort to try and explain things to, Ugandalore. Go back to suckling your mother and allow the adults to do politics.
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I have much better things to do with my time talking to the likes of you but I will say this. Kies is an war criminal and you can deny it all you want but to deny the truth don't make it untrue.
Ugandalorians, you have no authority to obstruct the ULE in the pursuit of its justice. An accord has been struck between the Tahars and ULE to give Kies two standard galactic weeks to improve his condition. To avoid undue conflict, the Council would offer the House of Order on Forda as a neutral ground for the trial against Kies, and to ensure the safety of all involved.
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How little your young minds and closed eyes see, Ugandalorian. The ULE and my Kin have come to arms before, on matters far more pointless than this. What you must accept is that the galaxy is a cruel place, and few are the players holding enough cards to make a difference. Accept that Kies will be treated fairly until the verdict is delivered, and hope that the sentence is less than fits his crimes. Believe me, under the Fordan system of law Kies would already be dead.
We thank you for your support, Fordanta. The ULE will give Kies a fair trial under United Lanat law and will be given the full penalty of law as seen fit by the High Council.
WAIT...WE DUNT WORSHIP ROZ'TAH'FLOK NO MOAR????? HOW LONG SINCE WE STOPPED WORSHIPIN HIM??????
shut up id liek to remind yoo whos in charg of dis empire
wanna slap???? im da one in charg an evryone knos dat
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- Restoring the damage to Brood of War colonies.
- Repopulating the mathist-22 sector, which had been evacuated recently.
- Restoring infrastructure to ULE colonies that were unlawfully attacked.
AI Netspace Announcement[]
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OMFG MAN YOR SO DUM DA REESON IM POSTIN IS COS NO ONE GIVS A SHIT ABOUT SOM STOOPID AIS WHICH IS FER GEEKZ LIEK KAL'KUIR AN ZMACC YOR A PRIK I SWER YOO BETTA LERN YA PLACE IMMA SMASH YOO DEN YOOZ GONNA REALIS DAT YOOS A WIMP AN SOS YA WHOL EMPIRE AN SHUT DA FUK UP ABOUT MASTA RACES COS YOR RACE IS WEEKA DAN DA LORONZ PHYSICALLY (i dunno wat dat meens da geek jus told me) SO GO DAI
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YOO WANNA SLAP???? NO ONE CARES EXCEP A BUNCH OF GEEKZ AN IF YOO WANTED TA JUS TALK TO DEM GEEKZ DEN TELL DEM INDIVIDUALLY AN I KNO DAT NO ONE CARES COS I ASKED EVRYON IN MA EMPIRE WIV A SURVEY DEY ALL SED DAT DEY DUNT CARE SO SHUDDUP AN STOP LYIN
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den dis meens...IM SURROUNDED BY GEEKZ?!?!?!?! NUUUUUU
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Your advice has been noted, engineers report that construction should be completed within the month.
A warning from the Followers of the Grox[]
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The grox are immortal. We are their chosen. you are little more then an animal. We will Exterminate you! You loron are entertaining, I'll be sure to keep one of you as a jester for King Mirrias. Proplem with you Loron, is that you have no brains, What is power without thinking. That is why you will fail, because we can think, and you cannot.
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These "geekz" have guns that could split your atoms from your body and sending them flying through space, Leaving Nothing but organs. What can your brute strength do against that?
omg man yoo realise wev battered da grox lotsa timez? da only grox dats eva been challengin is king mirras grox. yor all dum losas who dunt kno nuffin an hav no idea how strong da loronz is
Your not worthy of a reply. And your about to learn, that King Mirrias isn't the only member of the Grox Collective Empire to challenge you "Supremacy". No wonder Zmac hates you. Hmph.
Yes, i do side with these monsters, as you call them. The Grox are supreme. those "Survivors" are to foolish to realize who the real masters of this universe are. traitors like you will be brought to their knees, and all traitor grox will be reabsorbed. This will all start with you!
Yeah, I have to agree with Commandant Smug in this. The Grox must be destroyed before they start to rage around like I heard they are doing in Andromeda and Plazith Rim.
The Grox are in Plazith Rim? We must join our noble masters in their Holy Crusade. They can't be destroyed, for you can not destroy Gods, they are immortal.
The Grox here are a threat. However the positive outcomes of their crusade - the formation of the Commonwealth and restoration efforts in the Domain of As Radan - are beginning to outweigh the suffering they have caused. The devastation of the Starmaster Alliance was tragic but in the final days it had planted a seed that united a galaxy.
Your Threats are nothing. We are Grox Followers. Your tech is advanced, our spies have given us much in their missions, and your empire will join us. Conqrix will march upon your cities, Marinox will murder your famlies, and We will slit your throat while you sleep, for your death is the will of the Gods, and we are their instrument.
I must have misheard you.. I do believe that was an attempt at a threat. The interesting thing about the word 'threat' is it implies a possibility of failure. Perhaps the word 'bluff' might suit, as your pathetic little cult has no chance of standing against the full might of the Council of Blades, should we decide to march upon you. Already your kind have felt the cold touch of the Iron Systems Federation's technology. I assure you, that is nothing compared to the incandescent wrath of our people, so long denied true vengeance upon the Grox. Come then, little ones. Dare tread upon the worlds of the Ko'Sa'Va, the graves of your masters. We will... educate you on your mistakes.
That's not a threat that's a promise! You will meet my friend pain! You cannot kill master Grochius, Master Mirrias, or the God of Gods, the Meta Emperor! We will dig your graves for you, and spit upon your corpses. You are nothing to us. I'd have a funnier time masacreing the Marinox traitors of the Devourer. (I wonder what happened to them). Well, if they died, you shall soon meet them!
My, my, did I strike a nerve? Perhaps you have not heard, youngling, but the Grox have been utterly eradicated from my galaxy. A planet for every soldier you have committed to the Andromedan Grox. Think about that. Then realise that this blade at my belt has been driven through more Grox commanders than you have soldiers in your army. Finally, realise that you are already dead, you are just waiting to meet me. I will enjoy destroying you, but first I will make your 'gods' bleed, and savour the terror in your eyes as you realise the mistake you have made in crossing me. Come, little one. Meet your doom on the blades of the Ko'Sa'Va.
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Message from the Inquisition[]
All are to be made aware of an inquisitor's powers, laid down by the Cult of Drakon over 250 millennia ago. Our doctorine also asks us to seek out recruits from children in orphanages and on the street and give them a purpose. It will take time before any of the new inquisitors can be deployed.
One of my many students, for a start, is adept at teaching and could be a superb trainer for the more diplomatic side of the Inquisition. He show you how to keep good psychology in battle as well as ways with Gyronic and the Essence. This you will find very useful, should you accept. There also one soldier who not quite make it into UNOC yet would be fine addition; should the time come to it, we may send that one to help your inquisition.
We greatly appreciate this. And I am glad there are people out there who understand the Cult's philosophies.
We've also contacted middle ground nembers: The Terridorians are following the Iteok's lead, and even added that they will shoot down any Inqusition ships that enter Terridorian Space. The KGGC sent no replies yet, the Dagorians will only accept people who want to buy their stuff, typical, the Tyrennes have no opinion, and Tyrekians follow the Tahar's lead. Komorians are in the same lead as Terridorians.
However, through advice of Varutahira Alsherkek, Prime minister of the Kraw Empire, we are in favor of the Inquisition of Drakon, though I find her reasons odd, and I fear Kraw will not accept this easily, however it's her words, and what do I know?
I am afraid your declaration changes nothing. Our inquisitors follow our own mandate without question and we could not conduct our operations to their current level of effectiveness if we concede to the petty laws the countless empires enforce upon themselves and the universe would fall into turmoil because it's only guardians were caught up in legal disputes. It was near-unanamous that the Inquisition worked outside the boundary of common law, no hard feelings.
Uhhh... ok...
No. You shall not govern under us, nor bring Drakon in our space. No and no!
*Screech* NOBODY HAS HIGHER AUTHORITY OVER ME!
We shall not comply. Under your laws our empire would be destroyed. So NO.
WHAT? YOU WANT YOUR BAN ON CYBERNETICS HERE! NO!
It was a mistake moving to this universe... Thankfully we still have authority over the Tyrekverse.
Get out. Now.
Sadly, they think you're lying, much like Earth during the SOPA era long ago... How do I know this? Ko'han mentioned it to me. I wish there was a higher force to make them see sense...
Lying? LYING? How dare they doubt the word of an Inquisitor! My word saves lives from damnation and they dare to doubt it? That is just as idiotic as supporting the very cults that breed drestruction and ruin.
"SOPA era"? Didn't that thing last for, like, one year some seven-and-a-half centuries ago, and never amounted to anything important?
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We appreciate the Council's efforts, Blademaster. And I am happy our order is not alone even if our counterparts believe the cult is the primary religious threat to consider.
I can understand if the Federation's citizens are wary of our order's name since it was chosen to inspire dead into the hearts of our targets. The order's purpose is more neutral than some may think, but often reputation can cloud people's jugements which is something the order works to negate among its initiates. Don't have them believe all the news feeds lt. comamnder - we're not always zealous killers.
Indeed, the Inquisition will be more than welcome to redeem your cultists' souls through death. Since it is quite clear you will not repent your damnation willingly.
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Calydonian Republic[]
On Essence[]
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If the Apalos' theories are indeed correct then it does provide evidence for the order's ability to provide anyone they train with these so-called 'supernatural' abilities. Mutations akin to those that result in the varying levels of background intelligence and willpower in organisms could also affect an organism's ability to expand their consciousness and thus interact with hyperspace. Hyperspace is a compressed instance of our own universe, after-all.
Apologies. I must have missed the part on what this has to do with being able to manipulate hyperspace with quantum effects.
The point is this entire argument is flawed.
There is no flaws. Nothing said by The Apalos suggests conciousness is not limited to the brain, it accesses hyperspace because conciousness is on the scale where extra dimensions are coiled on each other called the "quantum foam" (although the microtubule cyco-skeletal structures are inherant in all cells of most species, suggesting conciousness of the whole body). Also, information isn't destroyed in the brain upon the act of death, it can only be transferred into something else, but because conciousness works due to the quantum processing of microtubules they remain quantum entangled for some time. This is also a model, not a theory, since The Apalos have proven it (using these details *shows explanation*).
I agree with the DCP's statement about conciousness being the entire body. In some human philosophies, one must not confuse your self-awareness with your ego. What you were reffering to Ognevus is the ego.
The theory is that same quantum effects that give rise to consciousness allow electrons and biophotons to spend fragments of time in hyperspace. In effect they mimic the host body within hyperspace and because such a layer is much smaller than our universe this holographic body occupies a comparable volume - that is to say one that would occupy a larger area in realspace. Since the holographic and realpspace body are constantly interacting via quantum tunneling the hologrpahic body technically occupies a larger volume if this compressed space was expanded.
To put into terms you might understand: The mimiced body in hyperspace has less distance to travel so what looks like physical contact in hyperspace is several metres or more of empty space in realspace. There is nothing in the theory that suggests the existence of an afterlife.
The Apalos? Your bad grammar makes you lose all your credibility, DCP. And trust me, I know English. And what does anything you have said have to do with essence's existence?
If there is nothing that suggests the existence of an afterlife, Drake, then why do you believe in that dogmatic mess you call Drakon? You and I know he's not real. Why do you insist? You just proved to yourself that there is no Drakon and no Garden of Drakon. And frankly, your idea of an afterlife disgusts me in my opinion.
What I believe should not affect or concern you as long as such beliefs do not affect my work (Which they don't. The Academy's policy on personal beliefs is very clear that personal beliefs should not influence day-to-day work). Why you are trying to drag religion into this is beyond me.
Only you are bringing religion into this scientific debate Ognevus. Also, why are you sending your messages in Human English? Have you got your universal translator still locked on a previous discussion with Humanity?
Hmph. Indoctrinated fools.
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Holy crap it's a Xhodocto! A real one! I thought you folks were just legend from the past, but you're all real! I'm here to say I am a very big fan of you all, and that I really hope to meet one of you in person! I didn't hack Orged's FTL antennas for nothing! :O
The past? Little do you know of what came long before your time. You to us are specs of dust between our fingers. One moment you will be here and the next you shall become a part of Chaos. Dead. Lifeless. Insignificant.
Wow... it's exactly how I imagined you all would be like... You all are awe inspiring and awesome... You all make me so happy... I am so honored to be talking to a Xhodocto on my ErDesk Ykro Computer... I am so excited...
Your senseless speech grates against my ears. Silence.
My Apologies, it's that in the 21st century your species was the absolute hype of our country at one time, that's why I'm so excited.
...Irrelevant.
Understandable.
The nature of essence is the source. Chaotic. Formless. Ever shaping and subjective to the user. Like water. A calm stream is the same as a tidal wave destroying all. It is the same but viewed in two perspectives as a force of good or evil. But it is the same. There is no such thing as good or evil.
Wh... when you put it like that I c-can see your point. Nature is genrally neutral I suppose, no judge of *ahem* good or evil. The only sense of good or evil c-comes from the user. Lifefather I feel foolish right about now...
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Promising understandings.
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Ahhhh... I see. I have much to learn about this. Perhaps this would have been a better statement: Their consciousnesses being part of the Chaos, and manifesting them through Chaos Energy. A bit closer to the mark?
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...OMG MAN IM SURROUNDED BY GEEKS DERES NO ESCAPIN MAN CAN I MOOV TO ANOTHA OONIVERS?????
SHUT UP MAN CANT YOO SEE DIS IS IMPORTANT STOOF? MEHBEH DIS CAN EXPLAIN MA FLASHY POWAS
AR YOO DUM BLUD????? BY MAI CALCULASHONS DIS HAS NUFFIN TA DO WIV YOR FLASHY POWAS DOSE POWAS IS GYRONIC DESE AR ELEMENTAL A POSSIBLY DA OTHA ENERGIES AN WATEVA AN meh yor jus a big idiot whai did dey hire yoo
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Message across Andromeda[]
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I desire Andromeda's death so much, all their folks cause is trouble.
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The Grox are more than just "outsiders", they are great threats to Uff'Wuj. They must be "emptied".
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Please disregard any future transmissions from the Terridor Federation as long as 1V407 stays in office. I ask to disregard because the federation will do nothing unless the Iteok tell them too, and the Iteok couldn't care less about all of this.
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... At least they can't get here. No. I shall not say who they are.
Personal reasons. Those are stalkers of mine, fanboys if you will.
Tahar, if you know what that is, could you please elaborate, It would be most welcome.
If the Ayrai'Shikua do not intimidate you, trying to not, Prophet, you are a fool.
Why don't you go buzz aroud Zmac's ears, instead of mine. I will gladly crush your skull with my hand, and give it to one of the Grox Kings.
Aaahahaah! You insignificant worm. Even if my skull fit in your grip, you would be dead long before you had the chance to try. I will deeply enjoy destroying your kind, and the Grox soon after.
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Surrender of the Grox Meta-Emperor[]
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What I will say is this: the standing military of the Fordan Empire is hereby disbanded, as is the greater Council of Blades. Henceforth the Fordanta will devote their efforts to repairing the damage suffered by all at the hands of the Grox, and in the wake of the great Andromeda War. Furthermore, the Fordan race will soon seek to colonise other galaxies, to both strengthen our allies, and to restore our once, and soon to be again, proud and mighty Empire.
Many of you who know the For'Dan'Ta know us to be warriors- be it as saviours, hated foes or what have you. This is true only in part. The paths we tread are many and varied, and we apply ourselves fully to all aspects of society. Hopefully this will become apparent in times to come.For I am Dormuncka! Lord, and Creator, of the Grox Followers!
I have my children, idiots, what have you? A hollow victory, nothing more. You Fordan have nothing, you False AIs have nothing, you Dracon scum have nothing. My warriors will rise, free their god, and claim your skulls as trophies. The terror I'm about to unleash will be far greater then anything else!
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You claim that we have nothing? You worship a failure. You were created to serve a failure. All that you are is dust, drifting on a tide of false purpose. Your kind still refuse to believe it, but your race is already doomed. You are just waiting to catch up to this rather certain fate.
On the contrary my dear madman, the Imperium has the will of the people. Thousands of Legions, each holding millions of soldiers, stand by ready to crush any enemy. Our fleets patrol the gigaquadrent for signs of any enemy. The Imperium is vigilant and it is eternal.
"Dominicus vinterva" my dear foe, we will always prevail.
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Your arrogance is amusing me. I am a Ughandalorian, trained since aged 5, and trained in the darkest black ops combat. I have personaly trained every single one of my children in these arts, and we have studied all of your tactics and other weapons so we are ready for you. We are organic, my Tarmealox and I, and we can adabet, unlock other Grox minions. We are on a higher plan than them. Besides, aren't you evil for subjugating the Emperor to your will? You say he's evil for destroying and enslaving others, yet you destroyed his sanity, and enslaved him to your will. You're no better then him. Heh, you have become the very evil you fight.
Trained since age five? How cute. The Fordanta have trained for two thousand years, and in that time have trained for and adapted to every single conceivable battle tactic. So typical of the Grox to believe themselves stronger than they are. It matters not, your time is short, and will soon be ended.
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*laughter* So very clever of you. I can't wait to see your destruction as well.
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A Call to Arms[]
Some may find this an outdated concept. However while the crusade itself implies religious connotations the campaign itself will only be targeting the cultists. Participants may honour their beliefs as they see fit but one thing is to be kept in mind: The Chosen MUST DIE!.
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Who are these people again?
You expect us to pay for your support to combat a threat to the gigaquadrant? Surely an order of knights such as yourselves can put the cause before any manner of compensation because other, and greater powers support the crusade out of principle not out of potential profit.
Fine, no payment nessacry, we'll fight for free. Just make sure we have plenty of targets, espially Dead Watch. I aplogize. being a mercanary, i need to learn that money isn't everything. Lives are, so we will not ask for payment. By the way, you don't mind if i test some possibly illegal weapons on them do you?
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YES! RUN AWAY! LIKE COWARDS AND FOOLS!
That said, we also have mercenary forces on standby, who have incredible experience from fighting in the Legion. They are Wranploer Legion soldiers...well, I mean, ex-Wranploer Legion soldiers. But also, one of my most trusted friends is alligned with the Chosen. Who gets what goes down to whoever pays the most.
If you help them, I'll give you a lecture on how to lose your head via a sword!
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The cult! You all are HUGE here, you all are reveered here, specially since we got access to Wental television, you lot are amazing and I wish to visit one of your worlds someday!
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Target practice? Oh nonono, we're not good at all at Target practice as we usually die in 1-2 hits. Anyways, this is not the point. You have huge potential in tourism, you should promote yourselves!
Oh my Kamik'Shi it's a Shellious. Take your dumness and get out. Nobody likes you.
You both shut up. No one likes either of you.
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High Admiral Yixa:
For your information, I am a Kaiyo, we are a completely separate race and do not even share the same phylum. And don't go saying that no civilization has high disposition of us. I would love for you to come by and tell us about how you created a civilization of equality with all of it's races and form an age of diplomatic prosperity.
Prince Gora Thamono:
Your not going to win the next High Admiral election by nagging strangers.
Maybe I should warn you that that is not a good idea...by massacring an entire Shellious planet singlehandedly.
The Shellious are under Imperial protection and the Senate is not kind on threats to its own people. Strike them and we strike back harder.
And we shall say the same to you. But can you strike harder than I? Somehow, I doubt that. And no, I do not underestimate your power at all.
High Admiral Yixa:
Everyone seems to underestimate the imperium, but that is a disadvantage that will cost you your life. If you touch even one inch of our space, you will see what we can really do!
YOU WILL PAY FOR THOSE WORDS!
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But anyways this is not why I'm here. Recently I've noticed that things are slowing a bit down in urbanization of this world. A goal people of this planet care about is for this world to become a pristine planet, and for that it is required to have 90% of urbanization on the planet's landmass, which is the maximum allowed by the planetary defense act which Horehronie and Iota Aparegia follow and have reached, becoming pristine planets. I think Draconis don't know about this goal.
You bring a very valid point, this isn't Vahaus where they have Skoregs, those awesome 6 legged super-animals and all that wonderful wildlife that sounds like it comes from fantasy fiction, Vahaus doesn't care about becoming like Iota Aparegia, but Eskaem does. It was a long-term goal for the planet to become a major planet of the Iota Aparegia meta-region. Hope they realize this.
I'm sure they're preparing, don't worry. I'm sure they know what they're doing.
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Progress is still occuring on Eskraem, it is just happening in a way different to the previous administration's desires and planets such as Vencortium Prime have done far better than Eskraem with less urban coverage.
Not feasible?! What the frak are you talking about?! It's all in the "Long Term plans for Eskaem" book, read up on it. This planet is not Vahaus. It's not as awesome as Vahaus, and it was designed to become like Iota Aparegia, but if you're denying progress, then I might as well leave to Iota Aparegia to near my family.
The sector council reviewed the strategy and realised that massed urbanisation was the primary goal with secondary interest on exactly how to fill the space. We have convened with governers and they agreed it will be more materials-effective to continue industrial development in orbit. Not everyone shares the Kraw's view of what a 'pristine' world is.
So you're keeping this world as a 3rd world planet? Frak this. I want to leave.
I hope you are aware your words are an insult to almost every world the Imperium has. I advise you be more tolerant in future because we are not conducting this strategy to spite you or the rest of the Kraw species. These protocols have been in place since before the Kraw stopped foraging for food - I simply ask that you trust us in what we are doing.
I am getting reports of hundreds of millions of people wanting to return to Iota Aparegia, can we please clear them to return there, please, it's in my species's best interests.
If they refuse to understand what we are doing to benefit their world then fine, have the citizens back. I am sure there are imperial citizens who would love to live on a planet like that. However no imperium-registered ships, military or civillian, will helpthem for their short-sighted decision, space traffic control has been notified.
We'll send our own ships then. And we're so sorry for these people, but hey, not everyone left, and the ones that didn't leave support you and your plans. And Komraes is fine, so thank you very much and all is forgiven.
- Eskaem is to become home to all species, not just Kraw.
- Colony recruitment campaigns for the planet are to be conducted by both the Imperium and the Kraw Empire.
- The new goal will be 50% urbanisation of the land by 460KRE and 90% urbanisation will be unlikely within the current century.
- The Imperium will support deveopment with advanced technology and techniques to keep the planet self-sustaining.
- The Imperium is happy to accept former colonists who are willing to give the imperium a second chance.
In addition, the imperial senate asks for Niharsai Preli to make a sincere public apology on the dicussion board for referring to "third world planets" on the grounds that it implies that worlds not covered in cities are 'impoverished' - which I can assure you is not always the case. If these terms are agreed then perhaps one day Eskraem could become as much of a symbol of prosperity as Araveene or Orbispira.
I apologise for the delay, the senators enjoy debating and making sure all details are set in stone.The Drodo Empire[]
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We Ugandals would be happy to begin tradeing with you. Our weapons and armour are very effective, espically our armour. Brakar'Gam is nearly indestructable. We also would be happy to work with you in military matters, as we can offer our best warriors to help train your troops.
We also have some very good spice collecting vehicles, and would like tog ive you them.
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Incoming Message[]
Exarch Laurinn Ma'fest
Spode's truth shall light the way into the future.
And where has this apathy led you to? Twenty years and you have made as many steps forward as a corpse. It is not a threat. It is the truth.
Exarch Laurinn Ma'fest
Spode's truth shall light the way into the future.
Our technology grows. Our might increases. Mortals endure and rise. You strike us down, but we return stronger than before. Go back to the land of dreams and fairy tales where you do belong, demons of the past.
Where have you trodden to give such opinions? Your 'infinite' knowledge is halted by a fragile logic - that you fail to accept our existence is the final existence. Tell me, Junction, what has lead you to believe such lies?
To become one with everything...it is our destiny...WE WILL NOT BE STOPPED...
We are one. We are everything. The air you breathe, the ground you tread upon. The accumulation of all your fears and sin. You will be stopped. It is your destiny.
WE'LL SEE...ABOUT THAT...
Exarch Laurinn Ma'fest
Spode's truth shall light the way into the future.
Why should we? Destruction comes for all in an eventual outcome. What you forget to see is that your end is marked by time itself. Regardless of immortality, your end is foreseeable. Why destroy you now whilst fear, anarchy, chaos can build itself?
Exarch Laurinn Ma'fest
Spode's truth shall light the way into the future.
Proves your incompetence. Death will come to me, for I am just one. This is what does every Divinarium citizen know. But we are different. A single person may fall, but the collective, the whole, our ideas, will never fall. If we shall ever fall, then others shall stand. You cannot fight an idea, it is as immortal as you.
And who are you to say that? Who are you to tell us that we are incompetent? What we have seen...what we have fought...and destroyed...it does dare speak. No. We are not eternal. Eternity is a mortal concept. We are Chaos. We are the Ouroboros. Eternity ends with us.
Exarch Laurinn Ma'fest
Spode's truth shall light the way into the future.
If you are the force of Chaos... why should we care about you?
Do you have a choice? Think of existence as scale. We have the power to smack the scale off the table completely. You should care. Tempt our destruction and we will not be hesitant to annihilate. You know we are the force of Chaos...why question your truth?
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Spode's truth shall light the way into the future.
You must have a really bad memory, the Ouroboros. I asked to annihilate myself minutes ago.
Your memory is also jaded. We refused to destroy you.
Exarch... While Masaari faith may be sanctified by the Grand Inquisition, there is increasingly little to stop me from personally smacking you for tempting the wrath of gods! For the sake of all parties I am advising you that you may want to stop talking.
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The feeling amongst mortals is mutual. A race such as yourself does not possess capabilities to care. Emote. Empathize. What is there for you to exist for? Meaningless existence...fragile, unimpressive.
wat? of cours we care an emote an empathize. we jus do for da stoof we like tho. AN DAT DUSNT INCLUDE YOO
It is still meaningless to us. Tell me, Loron. Why exist as you are. Why not exist and coincide in a higher entity? Power is what you crave. Why not become a part of our power?
whers da fun in dat? whers da fun in a life wher yoo can blow up a galacsi in a sec? lifes mor dan jus "HUR IM GOD IM SO SIK". yor reely borin man i hav no idea whai dat Legion of Badmanz bunch eva joined yoo
They realize.
no dey are frikin stoopid. if yoo go for shortcutz yor a terrible loron. YOO GOTTA WORK TA B DA BESTEST AN DA TUFFEST NOT ALLY WIV DEEMUNS
...We never knew there was an adequate Loron.
COURS IM ADEQUATE I KILL DUMBOS OLD STYLE LIKE LORONZ IS SUPPOSED TO UNLIKE SOM DUM KIDZ TODAY WHO GO AROUND WIV GUNS AN STOOF. AN DIS JUS PROVES HOW STOOPID YOO IS CUS YOO CLAIM YOO KNOW EVEYFIN YET YOO DIDNT KNOW DAT
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And who are you to care? An entity with a lack of a body. You do not seem mortal to us. Why do you care? Why do you fight for a cause? You do not exist in the way mortals do. Why live for them?
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Memory. It plagues your truth. In the end your existence will outlive the mortals. What then? Why live? Time will pass and the universe you know will no longer be. Only then, you cannot choose to forget. You will forget.
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You know not of us. You sound infantile. Pathetic. Insignificant. If we even contemplated touching your pathetic, infantile race you would become one with darkness before you could register it.
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You say eternity ends with you? So be it. You are just another end. And what of your means? You achieve little, and your name is ridiculed. You are but a flickering ember in the cosmic furnace. Ye, one day you will burn bright, but then all will be dark, and all that will remain is your inadequacy while you were but a coal. You go into the dark forever cursed with the knowledge that, in the end, you mean nothing. You are, by your very nature, nothing.
I go to the grave willingly, knowing that I have done much. Knowing that my flame burnt bright, and above all, knowing that I burnt brighter than you. Take your lofty words and imperious ways, and back to the shadows with you, Xhodocto! We mortals, whom you hold to be so inferior, denounce you now, and for eternity!You were denounced at the beginning of your existence, mortal. Which is why you shall die. Regardless of the fear of death, what happens afterwards is what you should fear for your entire life. What will happen when you come face to face with your destroyer? You may not fear is in this life but across all lives is where you should fear us. Go to the grave. Arise in Hell. You call us nothing. You are right. We are the nothingness that everyone fears. Our minds grasp it all perfectly. All this time you have been existing just so that our plans come into context more vividly.
The Federation of Glory will not stand by. We have tried to live in peace with the Tyranny, but now, now we will Move to defend. Our fleets will fight, and our men will die, to oversee this Tyranny's end!
Perhaps, Lorrelas, you should give it your 'A-game'. Give us a challenge. Rather than stepping on your wives and children...again, and again...and again.
How original, using my words and repeating them back at me. Also, if you're just going to speak in riddle like that, go submit them to those newspaper crosswords that you get down there in Inferno Realm, it's not really threatening if I don't know what it's supposed to mean.
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